i have to meet this girl

6/6/2010 9:11:09 PM

i hear she's a really snappy dresser

6/6/2010 9:11:38 PM

OH LAWD

6/6/2010 9:15:31 PM

6/6/2010 9:16:05 PM

damn now i wanna know what it was?!

anyway i can't post here anymore cause there are spies everywhere.

6/6/2010 9:17:39 PM

SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME

though she had a belt on the other night

so she was two trapezoids

6/6/2010 9:22:23 PM

hahaha

one time THE RECTANGLE told me I looked like Tom Cruise

I had a mustache


[Edited on June 6, 2010 at 9:25 PM. Reason : every damn time]

6/6/2010 9:23:11 PM

haha what

6/6/2010 9:46:30 PM

does anyone mind reminding us about what is with this girl? I might have incorrectly told Ken the story of this girl.

6/6/2010 9:53:38 PM

she's annoying

and she doesn't have any hips

so the dress she was wearing basically went straight down from her shoulders to her thighs

she looked very rectangular

and because she's so annoying, i had no desire to learn her name

hence the rectangle

6/6/2010 10:01:01 PM

The joke isn't as funny when you explain it to outsiders.

but LOL at her pouring beer down Adam's pants, I'm glad I saw that.

6/7/2010 4:05:28 AM

has she made more then one appearance? I haven't seen a belted outfit

6/7/2010 8:46:10 PM

THE GAME

6/7/2010 8:47:56 PM

^^ she was out Saturday night

some of my friends are still asking about her

(she propositioned one of them)

6/7/2010 8:49:30 PM

6/7/2010 8:52:59 PM

DAMN IT!

lol, thought she had a bf?

6/7/2010 8:54:25 PM

she very well could

but I don't think that would stop her

6/7/2010 9:00:57 PM

Quote :

"(she propositioned one of them) "

SHE DID?

6/7/2010 9:03:50 PM

PM SENT

(copied from a facebook message)

6/7/2010 9:22:53 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is the funniest thing i've ever heard. what the hell.

i wish she said something funny to me but i couldn't understand most of what she was saying and what i did hear made little to no sense.

6/7/2010 9:24:28 PM

I ran into this chick on friday. Blew my mind, different outfit but still looked like a gd rectangle

6/14/2010 5:01:09 PM

no wayyyy
where did you see her?

6/14/2010 5:01:45 PM

Can we get some pics of her up in here?

6/14/2010 5:02:12 PM

where at?

6/14/2010 5:02:15 PM

plz to post pic.

6/14/2010 5:10:37 PM

plz
i am dying to know

6/14/2010 5:35:45 PM

there's no need to post a picture

you will see it and think, oh, looks like a regular person

you just don't want to deal with that person drunk

6/14/2010 5:37:07 PM

Quote :

"you will see it and think, oh, looks like a rectangular person"

6/14/2010 5:38:38 PM

saw her at tropical smoothie cafe

6/14/2010 5:39:05 PM

She poured beer down my pants bc I wouldnt make out with her
I told her I wasn't square

6/14/2010 5:43:59 PM

we will be day drinking at bada tomorrow



i swear she really is different sober. she is normal then. even sometimes when she is drunk she is just a normal drunk person. i don't know though. that is the problem i guess. there's no way to tell how things are going to go when alcohol is in the mix cause she's so unpredictable. so since we're starting the day sober i'm going to see how things go. at least if we BOTH start sober even if she gets really drunk i should also be really drunk so maybe we will be on the same level?! good reasoning??

hold me.

6/18/2010 4:31:58 PM

you came in town and made a date with the rectange but not me?

Thats cold

6/18/2010 4:33:21 PM

yea well. i was already going to bada and she just wrote on my wall that she wanted to go to bada

so now we're both going to bada. it wasn't really a planned date

wanna come? they have specials and....................HOT DOGS!!!!

then i wanna do something fun. i don't know what that is. but i would like for it to involve youuuu

oh and i have something to tell you but i can't remember what it is. sooo hopefully it will come back to me.

p.s. what are you doing ton?

p.p.s. i will be here until wednesday. so we will have our date

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 4:37 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2010 4:37:05 PM

what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

6/18/2010 6:40:56 PM

Quote :

"o since we're starting the day sober i'm going to see how things go. at least if we BOTH start sober even if she gets really drunk i should also be really drunk so maybe we will be on the same level?! good reasoning?? "

you could drink an entire case of beer and a 5th of liquor and you wouldn't be on the same level

6/18/2010 7:39:04 PM

pix

6/18/2010 7:42:34 PM

this is fucking stupid

I hate all of you

6/18/2010 8:01:50 PM

Quote :

"what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee "

come day drink tom!

Quote :

"you could drink an entire case of beer and a 5th of liquor and you wouldn't be on the same level "

ok NEW PLAN. i'm gonna do that BEFORE i meet up with her and give her a taste of her own medicine

6/18/2010 8:53:51 PM

i'm working tomorrow

i wanna meet THE RECTANGLE

6/18/2010 9:04:32 PM

yaaaaaaaaay!! i'ma go ahead and apologize now

and just pray that someone else there gets more drunk/acts a fool more than her

[Edited on June 18, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/18/2010 9:08:19 PM

a challenge for sure

i'd try it but i gotta DJ

6/18/2010 11:57:34 PM

well perhaps we will come to jackpot so you will not miss a sighting

but i'm trying to take things that have made her terrible the last several times out of the picture

soooooo that might mean no jackpot. and no peacock dress. if i see that dress i'm running.

6/19/2010 12:03:54 AM

I have a feeling that she's going to take it to another level tomorrow

6/19/2010 1:03:07 AM

SHE IS EVERYTHING TO ME

6/19/2010 1:34:00 AM

Quote :

"i swear she really is different sober. she is normal then. even sometimes when she is drunk she is just a normal drunk person. i don't know though. that is the problem i guess. there's no way to tell how things are going to go when alcohol is in the mix cause she's so unpredictable. so since we're starting the day sober i'm going to see how things go. at least if we BOTH start sober even if she gets really drunk i should also be really drunk so maybe we will be on the same level?! good reasoning?? "

So basically what you're saying is THE RECTANGLE is an alter-ego that she assumes, a sort of mantle of justice which swoops upon men in bars, attempts to make out with them, and pours beers down the pants of offenders?

I like this chick.

[Edited on June 19, 2010 at 1:39 AM. Reason : c]

6/19/2010 1:39:38 AM

the idea of THE RECTANGLE being a mantle she puts on just gave me a song idea

6/19/2010 1:45:11 AM