i used to always poop in the evenings. i started drinking coffee like 2 months ago, and now i poop shortly after i finish a cup in the mornings because coffee makes you poop. i liked pooping in the evenings better.

6/7/2010 10:07:18 AM

k

6/7/2010 10:10:08 AM

i'm pooping right now

6/7/2010 10:11:44 AM

k

6/7/2010 10:12:27 AM

how come everyone with 'soup' in their usernames are terrible posters?

6/7/2010 10:13:06 AM

you do zxappeal proud

6/7/2010 10:13:19 AM

^^ i generally post "this is my worst thread yet" in most of my threads

6/7/2010 10:14:25 AM

poop

6/7/2010 10:16:06 AM

god dammit that one looked like someone just dumped a bag of corn in the toilet

6/7/2010 10:18:05 AM

not right now you don't

6/7/2010 11:02:11 AM

coffee dictates my poop schedule.

6/7/2010 11:04:13 AM

Uhhhh this is a good thing

Get into work

Get a cup of coffee

Drop off the kids on company time

6/7/2010 11:08:31 AM

coffee dictates my poop schedule.

6/7/2010 11:09:05 AM

Quote :

"Get into work Get a cup of coffee Drop off the kids on company time"

Just did this.

It was glorious.

6/7/2010 11:12:05 AM

why can't you poop twice in a day?

6/7/2010 11:15:16 AM

for real

i poop like 3-4 times a day minimum

6/7/2010 11:16:14 AM

i always thought once a day was pretty normal

6/7/2010 12:17:59 PM

i get upset if i don't poop 3 times in one day

6/7/2010 12:18:52 PM

just sat down to poop again but it was a big tease

6/7/2010 12:28:52 PM

pooping more than once a day sucks

6/7/2010 12:31:10 PM

gentlemen dont banter about their poop schedule

6/7/2010 12:35:10 PM

pretty sure 2-3 times is supposedly "normal"

although that's pretty crazy sounding to me

6/7/2010 12:39:44 PM

i can't imagine pooping after every meal

6/7/2010 12:47:03 PM

^^ a DAY??

i would give anything to be regular

how does one accomplish this. i've tried eating more fiber and that didn't help. it just gave me sturdy poops.

6/7/2010 1:07:35 PM

^anything?

6/7/2010 1:10:47 PM

yeah the more you poop the better (to a point)

6/7/2010 1:24:05 PM

i only poop a lot when i have the runs/an upset stomach. which is pretty much daily

OR

i don't poop for like 3 days.

6/7/2010 1:27:27 PM

I'm oddly turned on by that...

6/7/2010 1:29:48 PM

i must say the morning poop routine will be beneficial at bonnaroo later this week since that's when the porta potties are relatively clean. i can't wait to go into one of those things around 2pm when all the poop has just been stewing in there all day.

6/7/2010 2:08:13 PM

i used to always poop once a day. i started drinking lots of beer all the time, and now i poop several times a day because beer makes you poop. i liked pooping once a day better.

and

Quote :

"pooping more than once a day sucks"

6/7/2010 2:30:30 PM

high-fiber cereal and a cup of coffee every morning makes for a gloriously-routine poop schedule...8am, boy, i'm in my favorite bathroom (completely unused by anyone else!) reading a magazine or whatever book i happen to be reading at the time, and i chill for a good 15-20 minutes

best part of working day, let me tell you

6/7/2010 3:38:24 PM

i'm still regular ~ 10 minutes after waking up.. but coffee sometimes adds an extra poop to my afternoon

6/7/2010 4:50:14 PM

one of my friends generally poops a minimum of 3 times a day. i always thought he had overactive bowels or something, but according to some of you people, that's not only normal, but also desirable

6/7/2010 4:54:24 PM

Quote :

"how come everyone with 'soup' in their usernames are terrible posters?"

6/7/2010 4:59:36 PM

i'm changing my name to Rat Poop

6/7/2010 6:12:01 PM

excellent

6/7/2010 6:50:47 PM

once a day

between 7-9am

6/7/2010 9:55:03 PM