I don't believe that I can.

6/7/2010 6:17:53 PM

depends on where i get the food from.

6/7/2010 6:18:52 PM

^

6/7/2010 6:19:31 PM

6/7/2010 6:19:31 PM

Piece of cake. Well, lots of cake.

6/7/2010 6:19:38 PM

perhaps if i ate out at nice locations every night and had nice lunch too

6/7/2010 6:19:53 PM

easily:

6/7/2010 6:21:52 PM

that's EMCE's food per diem bitches

6/7/2010 6:23:14 PM

I'm having a hard time doing this. Been at it for 2+ weeks.

I feel like such a failure

6/7/2010 6:23:35 PM

6/7/2010 6:24:34 PM

def. last week i actually ate 3 steaks, a filet of salmon and a 2 lb lobster. went to 2 different restraunts and then cooked 2 othere steaks at home.

6/7/2010 6:25:40 PM

^that's my kind of woman. carnivorous.

6/7/2010 6:26:10 PM

I am now at CopperCanyon Grill. I have ordered a fat ribeye in attempts to get my JEFF DA FATMAN on. Will report back later.

6/7/2010 7:02:32 PM

hey EMCE want to go to Colorado with me real quick?

i have to do some things and could use someone for backup

how are you with a shotgun and a butterfly knife?

6/7/2010 7:04:16 PM

Not from McDonalds or anything, no, but I believe I could pretend to have classy enough tastes to eat that kinda money

6/7/2010 7:05:06 PM

So what is the basis of your question? Or is $71 just an arbitrary number meant to piss me off?

6/7/2010 7:05:29 PM

I'm on it brah.

I'm not too accurate with a shotgun, but then again, you don't really need to be.
But I can operate with surgeon-like precision with a butterfly knife. They call me "edward scissorhands"

6/7/2010 7:07:48 PM

$71 a day is the current per diem for this area.

6/7/2010 7:10:49 PM

That's ridiculous

6/7/2010 7:14:51 PM

called it

wooo

6/7/2010 7:16:08 PM

Shit I could eat $71 worth of ramen in a day

6/7/2010 7:34:32 PM

Shit I could eat $71 in a day

6/7/2010 7:39:38 PM

Whats that like, 142 Cup-O-Noodles?

6/7/2010 7:40:34 PM

i eat at the Radisson 3 times a day

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/7/2010 7:41:54 PM

holy flipkick bigman!

that cartoon
that actually made me laugh outloud

6/7/2010 7:43:32 PM

I think the best per diem I ever got was $50.

$10 for breakfast, $10 for lunch, $30 for dinner.

6/7/2010 7:43:40 PM

how was the steak? you should just take like 1 bite out of it and order another one and keep repeating that until you hit the $71

6/7/2010 7:44:47 PM

according to the pizzahut commercial i just saw, on tuesdays, you can get roughly 21 POUNDS of pasta for $71

6/7/2010 7:57:31 PM

lol i actually had this conversation friday night w someone working in VA, weird

6/7/2010 8:01:07 PM

I could easily eat $40-45 worth of sushi for dinner each day and $26-31 between breakfast and lunch.

6/7/2010 8:02:49 PM

the steak was as succulent as the breast of a prized cambodian.

6/7/2010 8:46:54 PM

I used to get $65 just for dinner, but those days are over. I think it was $35 for lunch and $20 for breakfast, as well.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 9:08 PM. Reason : ]

6/7/2010 8:52:43 PM

this lady eats $750/week in groceries, so yes she can $71/day worth of food

6/7/2010 8:57:40 PM

easily

6/7/2010 8:59:46 PM

I bet her vagina tastes like pickles.

6/7/2010 9:00:28 PM

why does caviar seemingly always come in a hood ass tin can

silly russians

6/7/2010 9:02:35 PM

Where are you that has a $71 per diem?

6/7/2010 9:06:18 PM

I'm on a $71/day per diem myself. I usually don't get anywhere close.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 9:07 PM. Reason : ^I'm in Irvine, CA]

6/7/2010 9:07:18 PM

And when you told me "my merlot needs more grapes"
I said "honey, you've never had wine before
and if you did, that's not how you act at all"
and no. that's not how we rockin' Theodore.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 9:09 PM. Reason : I'm in Gaithersburg, MD]

6/7/2010 9:08:23 PM

Damn, my per diem is nowhere near that.

I normally just expense meals anyways.

6/7/2010 9:09:46 PM

when i went to china my per diem was about $75.

when it's approx $0.50/liter of beer, $75 goes a long ways.

[Edited on June 7, 2010 at 9:16 PM. Reason : e]

6/7/2010 9:15:55 PM

aha, yeah....

$20 worth of food at the bar
$51 worth of booze is a bitch
and I'd be a cotdamn lie if I said that shit's never happened before

6/7/2010 9:18:03 PM

easily.

I need your job.

wait. maybee I just need a job.

naww..

6/7/2010 9:49:26 PM

but I just got this jerb

6/7/2010 9:50:59 PM

don't worry I will be stuck in Greensboro for 3 years.

If I was in DC area I could get my job as a international estate jewelry buyer.

6/7/2010 9:54:41 PM

you stay away from my jerb, you hear me?!

6/7/2010 9:55:42 PM

trade nekkid pics for your jerb.

6/7/2010 10:00:45 PM

No way

that'll only buy me 15 days (at max) of fapping material
a jerb can pay for many many prostitutes

6/7/2010 10:06:14 PM

Dude don't try to eat all the $ you have. You'll gain the #.

6/7/2010 10:08:07 PM

how many prostitutes?

6/7/2010 10:08:20 PM