Discuss.

6/9/2010 5:00:25 PM

Not

They are not in to you. They are flirting with you for a better tip.

6/9/2010 5:02:05 PM

i heard if you tip >40% and ask them to blow you, they will

6/9/2010 5:02:44 PM

when she asks for your order, ignore her. That is sure to work.

6/9/2010 5:03:14 PM

Pretty sure joie made this thread already

6/9/2010 5:03:22 PM

fuck a search bar

^^bitches like it when you are a jerk so maybe i shouldn't tip at all? that'll work

6/9/2010 5:03:45 PM

Leave your phone number in lieu of a tip.

6/9/2010 5:04:46 PM

if you go down this path

you'll end up spending a few years of your life that you'll come to regret, fucking bar scallywags and dealing with their drama.

it's not worth it.

6/9/2010 5:05:04 PM

the least creepy way it ever happened to me was the person leaving a note and their number on the receipt. cause they acted totally normal and weren't overly chatty during the entire time i was waiting on them. oh and i wasn't flirty. i was not into flirting with customers - whoops. on this particular day i think i was likely hungover and moving at the pace of a snail.

then they left a note and number on a receipt. i didn't call - but this was the only time i wasn't totally repulsed.

[Edited on June 9, 2010 at 5:06 PM. Reason : .]

6/9/2010 5:05:08 PM

we recently thought a waitress had the hots for a buddy of mine because she started behaving like a girl that was truely interested in a guy and she'd never come off that way in the many months she's been our waitress before. then we learned that my buddy had recently started tipping her really well each time, for no real reason. I mean she's a fine waitress and very attractive but it didn't warrant that. well after he realized he was overtipping he stopped and went back to normal. as did her flirty interested behavior.


waitresses don't care about you. they want that green.

6/9/2010 5:05:34 PM

Very rarely do the waitresses or female bartenders every go out with their customers. Most of the time they are already fucking someone in the restaurant, so they won't usually make any moves in front of that person. Your best bet is to run into one of them out somewhere else.

6/9/2010 5:09:33 PM

or get a job there.

6/9/2010 5:10:03 PM

That too. Restaurant incest FTW!

6/9/2010 5:12:08 PM

that was my experience with the industry

everyone's banging everyone else

6/9/2010 5:13:11 PM

6/9/2010 5:13:50 PM

mine too, shit was a blast though. get off late, everyone go party, then fuck whoever it was you were fucking.


that was the only perk.

[Edited on June 9, 2010 at 5:14 PM. Reason : add]

6/9/2010 5:14:07 PM

gross that was NOT my experience

but i worked will all girls except the kitchen staff

i guess maybe someone i worked with was banging those people. but it wasn't me.

6/9/2010 5:15:01 PM

waitresses love me because i always give them a tip*



*of the non-penis variety


but sometimes of the penis variety

6/9/2010 5:17:16 PM

The same way you hit on anyone else.

6/9/2010 5:22:06 PM

I always like to lead with a "Hey, come here often?"

6/9/2010 5:24:25 PM

STORY TIME

Wasko, MATCH, datman, my girlfriend, and I went to Red Hot and Blue one time a couple years ago. Wasko was hitting on the waitress some kind of hard. We were laughing the whole time at him trying to talk with this girl. She didn't seem put-off about the whole thing, but she probably felt a little uncomfortable. We dared him to leave his phone number on his receipt. He did and she called him a few nights later! So Wasko, the waitress, her roommate, MATCH, and I were at the condo drinking and watching Hockey or a movie. datman was staying at his girlfriend's place and wdprice3 was out but came back later that night.

Wasko ended up leaving because he had a test or class in the morning and the waitress ended up sleeping with MATCH they didn't have sex, she just slept next to him. His story is that he was passed out. I slept in my room and we left the roommate on the couch. I guess wdprice3 got home later and went to bed.

When wdprice3 got up early and he started making breakfast. the roommate on the couch woke up and was all like "Who are you?" Bill is all like "I live here, who are YOU?!" She explained the story to him and then the waitress came out of MATCH's room. They asked Bill if he could drive them back to campus. So Bill's heart grew three sizes that day and he drove them back on campus and proceeded to go to class. Matt and I didn't know wtf happened to them until we saw Bill in Mann Hall later on and he told us the story. We lol'd.

6/9/2010 5:31:16 PM

Depends. Are we talking about Waffle House or what?

6/9/2010 5:31:41 PM

I only eat at locations where the females goods are exposed so: hooters, tilted kilt, and yeah waffle house

6/9/2010 5:36:56 PM

^^ so in summary.....

...in stereotypical TWW fashion, nobody got laid.

6/9/2010 5:38:37 PM

fucking bartenders will keep you up late as fuck, fucking that is

6/9/2010 5:39:03 PM

I've dated a few people in the service industry, and my main advice is:

1. take your time...don't expect to seal the deal the first time you meet her, hence don't even try
2. be nice, be yourself...let her see you as the fun and funny guy you are (if thats what you are)
3. go into said restaurant/bar more than once, so she at least recognizes and hopefully remembers you
4. when you actually make your move, don't do it when she is busy as shit and the place is crowded...holler at her at like 4pm or some off hour

6/9/2010 5:41:39 PM

I've dated a few people in the service industry, and my main advice is:
1. be like "YO I GOT THIS BAG OF COKE!"

6/9/2010 5:45:10 PM

order something odd

then when she brings it out, change your mind, several times.

6/9/2010 5:45:18 PM

Quote :

"Wasko, MATCH, datman, my girlfriend, and I went to Red Hot and Blue one time a couple years ago. Wasko was hitting on the waitress some kind of hard. We were laughing the whole time at him trying to talk with this girl. She didn't seem put-off about the whole thing, but she probably felt a little uncomfortable. We dared him to leave his phone number on his receipt. He did and she called him a few nights later! So Wasko, the waitress, her roommate, MATCH, and I were at the condo drinking and watching Hockey or a movie. datman was staying at his girlfriend's place and wdprice3 was out but came back later that night. Wasko ended up leaving because he had a test or class in the morning and the waitress ended up sleeping with MATCH they didn't have sex, she just slept next to him. His story is that he was passed out. I slept in my room and we left the roommate on the couch. I guess wdprice3 got home later and went to bed. When wdprice3 got up early and he started making breakfast. the roommate on the couch woke up and was all like "Who are you?" Bill is all like "I live here, who are YOU?!" She explained the story to him and then the waitress came out of MATCH's room. They asked Bill if he could drive them back to campus. So Bill's heart grew three sizes that day and he drove them back on campus and proceeded to go to class. Matt and I didn't know wtf happened to them until we saw Bill in Mann Hall later on and he told us the story. We lol'd."

That story is lame as fuck.

You guys seem like a blast.

6/9/2010 5:45:48 PM

her: what can i get you?

you: bring me some prunes.

her: we don't have any.

you: ok, just give me some raisins.

her: we don't have those.

you: ok, how about a date.

her: d u bwn?



[Edited on June 9, 2010 at 5:47 PM. Reason : ]

6/9/2010 5:46:58 PM

"Hey, girl, you date customers?"

If she says yes, cool.

If she says no, hand her your number and walk out like "CALL ME!"

Bust three times, throw her the peace sign.

6/9/2010 5:47:18 PM

^
lol

6/9/2010 5:53:49 PM

Quote :

"That story is lame as fuck. You guys seem like a blast."

I guess the point of it was that if you can get a waitress to call you if you leave your number.E

[Edited on June 9, 2010 at 6:16 PM. Reason : ALSO WE ARE FUN TO HANG AROUND!!~!~!~!~~```1`1`]

6/9/2010 6:15:46 PM

Quote :

""Hey, girl, you date customers?" If she says yes, cool. If she says no, hand her your number and walk out like "CALL ME!" Bust three times, throw her the peace sign."

lololol

6/9/2010 6:20:40 PM

play hard to get

6/9/2010 6:22:18 PM

waitresses Woman don't care about you. they want that green.

Fixed it for you.

6/9/2010 6:22:50 PM

Quote :

"So Bill's heart grew three sizes that day and he drove them back on campus and proceeded to go to class."

I lol'd at that. Isn't Bill such a sweetie.


And fyi they are fun to hang out with

6/9/2010 6:24:07 PM

Quote :

"I've dated a few people in the service industry, and my main advice is: 1. be like "YO I GOT THIS BAG OF COKE!""

hahaha..waaay too true

6/9/2010 6:28:55 PM

this thread makes me happy that I don't hang out with my co-workers.

6/9/2010 6:30:33 PM

itt, i learn bmel is in the service industry

6/9/2010 6:41:43 PM

slimeballs ITT

6/9/2010 6:43:42 PM

hahah, I remember that. she was all like, "who the hell are you?" like I was some stranger in her place. I was like, "I live here, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" ahahaha.

6/9/2010 6:50:44 PM

omg restaurant people... DO NOT DATE

6/9/2010 7:47:01 PM

but but but this one chick at tk is my dream girl

6/9/2010 7:47:46 PM

Stalk that ho. Bitches love being stalked.

6/9/2010 7:49:33 PM

Draw a smiley on the receipt. Bitches LOVE smileys.

6/9/2010 7:50:48 PM

Sing her a Hannah Montana song. Bitches love Miley.

6/9/2010 8:01:10 PM

Say "The grease on your shirt really brings out the pores on your face. Wanna fuck?"

6/9/2010 8:03:59 PM

^ I mean at that point it's a 50-50 shot, really.

6/9/2010 8:06:15 PM

k

6/9/2010 8:12:22 PM