zipped my junk up in my zipper. that shit hurts like a mother fucker...



and for my 919 post...

6/10/2010 10:58:04 AM

Very clever.

I don't think I've got my junk stuck in my zipper in about 20 years. Though a few months ago I got the zipper stuck in my boxers. I was drunk so i was a little rough pulling it out and definitely tore the boxers

6/10/2010 11:00:32 AM

6/10/2010 11:00:45 AM

never had this problem *knocks on wood*

6/10/2010 11:02:59 AM

I have never had this problem

but rarely wear pants with zippers except to work

im a fan of the button fly

however, in a form of relating, i have taken a chunk out of my sack one time with some clippers when a skin fold went up past the guard.


(posted pics on tww too, there was a triangle of skin just cut the fuck off)

lol

6/10/2010 11:05:57 AM

Quote :

"BEANS ABOVE FRANK"

6/10/2010 11:07:54 AM

man I can't stand the button fly when I'm out drinking

6/10/2010 11:09:11 AM

Quote :

"grab it like a baseball bat and piss on your last 3 fingers"

6/10/2010 11:10:21 AM

when I'm drinking, I just un-button the main pants button and then drop the pants a little and pull the whole package out... this is probably how I have avoided any problems


I always say that given the right circumstance (ie at a trough at a football game when I'm obliterated), I'm gonna pull a butters





[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 11:15 AM. Reason : g]

6/10/2010 11:13:36 AM

i'm not sure how any guy gets his junk caught in a zipper if he's wearing his underwear (boxers, briefs, or boxer briefs) properly...your undergarments should keep your junk away from your zipper unless you're too lazy to re-button or adjust the flap

or is your junk just so big no underwear can contain it? or do you rock jeans while going commando?

6/10/2010 11:17:26 AM

commando in jeans is acceptable

6/10/2010 11:18:09 AM

i can't do commando... the feeling of the zipper rubbing on my junk is too uncomfortable

6/10/2010 11:18:44 AM

actually had on some shorts, and it was laundry day so undergarments wernt involved

6/10/2010 11:19:53 AM

i think i'm gonna start going commando more often this summer

6/10/2010 11:19:54 AM

maybe that's why i prefer button fly

it's rare for me though

idk

or i just like ripping open a button fly, it's like im hulkin' out just to get my dong out



[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 11:20 AM. Reason : r]

6/10/2010 11:20:03 AM

i've done this

have a scar to prove it

it's nothin you'd notice unless i pointed it out, but it's there

i think i was like 12 or something and going commando

6/10/2010 3:05:02 PM

if zipper catches skin,
you know it was hanging out,
when you should have kept it in.

6/10/2010 3:41:19 PM

poor junk

6/10/2010 8:46:27 PM