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God
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He looked like - like, butchered. The old woman in the village crossed themselves... and whispered crazy things, strange things. "El Diablo cazador de hombres." Only in the hottest years this happens. And this year, it grows hot. We begin finding our men. We found them sometimes without their skins... and sometimes much, much worse. "El cazador trofeo de los hombres" means the demon who makes trophies of men.

6/10/2010 1:37:41 PM

Joie
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this reminds me of an x files episode i watched a few days ago

6/10/2010 1:39:05 PM

TreeTwista10
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I support this threadddddd

6/10/2010 1:39:47 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Oh fuck. Somebody call Danny Glover.

6/10/2010 1:41:10 PM

BigMan157
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MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE AUTOGYRO

6/10/2010 1:41:16 PM

God
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Here we are again bro... Just you and me. Same kind of moon same kind of jungle. Real number 10 remember... Whole platoon, 32 men chopped into meat... We walk out just you and me, nobody else. Right on top huh? Not a scratch... Not a fuckin' scratch. You know who ever got you. They'll come back again. And when he does I'm gonna cut your name right into him... I'M GONNA CUT YOUR NAME RIGHT INTO HIM!

6/10/2010 1:43:02 PM

BigMan157
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those skinned dudes were from ft. bragg

6/10/2010 1:47:27 PM

God
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You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a fucking lizard? That's a bullshit psyche job. There is two to three men out there at the most. Fucking lizard.

6/10/2010 1:48:04 PM

Mr. Joshua
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The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

6/10/2010 1:58:12 PM

God
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You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

6/10/2010 1:59:01 PM

TreeTwista10
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the CIA has God pushing too many peencils

6/10/2010 2:11:09 PM

God
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We're a rescue team. Not assassins.

6/10/2010 2:11:35 PM

Pikey
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One afternoon, a couple was traveling on by car when at a far distance they saw a woman in the middle of the road, waving frantically.

The wife told her husband to keep on driving because it might be too dangerous, but the husband decided to pass by slowly so he wouldn’t stay with the doubt on his mind of what might have happened and the chances of anyone being hurt. As they got closer, they noticed a woman with cuts and bruises on her face as well as on her arms. They then decide to stop and see if they could be of any help.

The cut and bruised woman was begging for help telling them that she had been in a car accident and that her husband and son, a new born baby, were still inside the car which was in a deep ditch. She told them that the husband was already dead but that her baby seemed to still be alive.

The husband that was traveling decided to get down and try to rescue the baby and he asked the hurt woman to stay with his wife inside the their car. When he got down he noticed two people in the front seats of the car but he didn’t pay any importance to it and took out the baby quickly and got up to take the baby to it’s mother. When he got up, he didn’t see the mother anywhere so he asked his wife where she had gone. She told him that the woman followed him back to the crashed car.

When the husband went back to look for her, he noticed that clearly the couple in the front seats were dead, one of whom was unmistakeably the woman who had flagged them down.

6/10/2010 2:12:13 PM

FroshKiller
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Now that you have read this, the woman will haunt you until you die in one week unless you forward this thread to 13 of your friends and family.

6/10/2010 2:14:49 PM

God
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He didn't disappear. He was skinned alive!

6/10/2010 2:15:38 PM

Mr. Joshua
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YOU THREW US INTO A MEAT GRINDAHHH!

6/10/2010 2:16:35 PM

God
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Come on in, you fuckers. Come on in. Ol' Painless is waitin'.

6/10/2010 2:18:26 PM

Axelay
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Do you think you could've killed something a bit bigger?

[Edited on June 10, 2010 at 2:31 PM. Reason : redo!]

6/10/2010 2:29:53 PM

God
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You still don't understand, Axelay, do you? Whatever it is out there, it killed Hopper, and now it wants us.

6/10/2010 2:30:48 PM

Axelay
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What now, cheese?

6/10/2010 2:31:41 PM

God
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Gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John. Claims he has a-misery but he has a lot of fun. Oh, baby. Ye-e-e-es, baby. Whoo-oo-oo-oo, baby. A-havin' me some fun tonight. Yeah. Well, Long Tall Sally, she's built sweet. She got everything that Uncle John need. Oh, baby. Ye-e-e-es, baby. Whoo-oo-oo-oo, baby. A-havin' me some fun tonight. Yeah. Well, I saw Uncle John with bald-head Sally. He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley. Oh, baby. Ye-e-e-es, baby. Whoo-oo-oo-oo, baby. Havin' me some fun tonght. Yeah. A-whoo!

6/10/2010 2:34:09 PM

V0LC0M
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There's something out there hunting us............... and it ain't no man.

6/10/2010 4:27:36 PM

TreeTwista10
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I ain't got time to bleed

6/10/2010 4:28:06 PM

umop-apisdn
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GIT TO DEE CHOPPAH!

6/10/2010 4:29:08 PM

V0LC0M
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Buncha slack jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you are god damn sexual Tyrannosaur... just like me.

6/10/2010 4:30:01 PM

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