yall, this is what happens when youreneighbors are boozers, you mourin, and it's easier to get drunk thank to stay warm

fuck typoes
eat shit
profit

6/12/2010 1:40:40 AM

lol

6/12/2010 1:42:58 AM

lol

6/12/2010 1:43:40 AM

no lols

ppl dying is sys buzness yo
sad businzz
but srs

it's all good
i mean
old people die anwas
he had a good life
i just wish he could remember ALL of it

6/12/2010 1:45:01 AM

who died

6/12/2010 1:48:11 AM

6/12/2010 1:49:50 AM

dude
I just relized I can't feel my eyebrows

my pawpaw ain't died yet, physically
his brain is lik swis s chz on meth. cruesfeldt jaokb, they think. africa + cultural 1930s where you eat ALL the animal, even the parts we know now you shouldn't.

that, or a particularly merficufl alzheimers.


I thin it ended up something like 3/4 a fifth in an hour. $10. m coworeks out in this job aint't oo bad lol

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 1:52 AM. Reason : prions and shit yo]

6/12/2010 1:51:27 AM

6/12/2010 1:53:00 AM

yo
go to my hosue
ask for elise, kcenzie, or matt
get the rst of that corn relish ou of my house and bring my eback my jars aint none ofus gonna eat it.


tell me, TWW, should I text p[bad mistake #1]
I deletd his # rom my phonbook years ago but sitll know it by heart b/c while I suck at math, I <3 unumebers like that.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 1:55 AM. Reason : corn relish @ shmorri]

6/12/2010 1:55:37 AM

wat

6/12/2010 1:57:19 AM

You're drunk and already doing whatever you feel...

...so just keep it rolling and text "bad mistake #1" if you feel like it.

Don't text him or her if you don't feel like it...

6/12/2010 1:59:50 AM

i thought you were married?

6/12/2010 1:59:59 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease

tey thin its' that
my grandpa has teh brain aids
dude was MAGNIFICANT

like, taught people to farm and sustain families
crop science masters from NCSU
missionary in africa for 25 yers
super duper strong, scary, and godlike. i ain't even a believer, but he made a strong case for chrsitianity.

now, hospice is there 3.5 hrs a day, simple to hel him with daily tasks.

in a ay, I'm glad we never had a traditional grandfather/grandatughter relationshi. this would be lots harder.

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 2:01 AM. Reason : ^I am. ^^I don't car ethat muc. just gonna go bum more booze.]

6/12/2010 2:01:19 AM

I think if you've named someone "Bad Mistake #1" then you probably should stay away from them. Just a thought though.

6/12/2010 2:01:44 AM

do you have to work tomorrow? i hope it isn't early if you doooo

you're gonna be ok though.

6/12/2010 2:03:57 AM

i'm so confused


you should just go to bed

6/12/2010 2:05:15 AM

how about you get back online?

6/12/2010 2:27:28 AM

Quote :

"yo go to my hosue ask for elise, kcenzie, or matt get the rst of that corn relish ou of my house and bring my eback my jars aint none ofus gonna eat it. "

Thanks Ambro... I wish I could be there drinkin' a few with ya. Too bad I'm stuck here at work...

6/12/2010 2:33:42 AM

k what time is it

just alilt more sober lol
the booze was gone but I have a new friand at that the way it goes

god i hate life sometimes

6/12/2010 3:01:03 AM

hesjsu
almost right at an hour
including a piss

yall, this is why 'm crinyg nd drunk to shithilel
http://www4.ncsu.edu/~cmwaddil/wedding%20kiss.jpg

6/12/2010 3:02:52 AM

That is a beautiful picture...

6/12/2010 3:16:27 AM

btw megs
you are correct
mistake number 1 is lik 348 types of aids

i thogt about texting him briefly
realized much lateR: hey, I never texted douchebag! its all good he dont matter

ma, he's a fucking cocksmoekr (thanks, mistake number 1, ffor teaching me such a fanstic epithett)

wish i'd never met thedude. i'm like slightly
spuer slight
y
curious as to how many times he's called or texted my old nuer

I might be a fat piece of shit, abut apparently i get something rihgt?

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 3:18 AM. Reason : sdf dudes be harassing me. you harass me tells me soemthings wrong with you]

6/12/2010 3:16:54 AM

wat

6/12/2010 6:25:08 AM

Don't do drugs, kids

6/12/2010 6:41:51 AM

the terrifying thing is i think i understood that

6/12/2010 7:11:39 AM

6/12/2010 8:15:50 AM

I can't wait until she wakes up and reads this thread.


lol, epic

6/12/2010 8:24:53 AM

6/12/2010 8:43:48 AM

i am so glad she doesn't have my cell phone number

6/12/2010 8:47:12 AM

jesus christ

6/12/2010 11:12:48 AM

6/12/2010 11:13:30 AM

^Who dat? She looks familiar, I don't really watch tv anymore, though.OH

[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:27 AM. Reason : OH WAIT! Tough Love?]

6/12/2010 11:21:17 AM

6/12/2010 2:34:57 PM

I am sorely tempted to sit out on my little porch stoop, get wasted, and listen to country music.

I'm in a good mood, so this isn't as bad an idea as it sound.

6/17/2010 8:34:19 PM

oh we fucking back

xcept for hiippe music and good times.

I'd hit that shit.

Some oit with a 22 though.
ocksmokers

6/21/2010 2:06:48 AM

k
this is the official RMNP
drankin thread

I CAN SEE THEF UCKING MILKY WAY YALL

I frget what else I wa gonna say.
bad influences.

6/21/2010 2:42:00 AM

Even when I'm drunk I always attempt to type legibly, maybe I'm weird. Right now for example. You people are just lazy.

I do make plenty of typos but I normally go back and fix them.

Also, we live in the milky way, if you couldn't see it I'd be concerned.

6/21/2010 3:28:34 AM

^Then you should be concerned. A HUGE part f the population cannot see hte milky way, due to light pollution. darksky.org
http://www.jshine.net/astronomy/dark_sky/


regarding typing: I've gotten lax even when sober.
And the level of care just drops as more alcohol is consumed. I really don't fucking care

6/21/2010 3:41:58 AM

lol I was just making the joke that pretty much every star you can see is in the milky way.

Also I'm considering getting this shirt but I'm not sure

6/21/2010 3:49:15 AM

ahahahaa
that's fucking aweosme.
go for it.
nless you have a reason to not.

fuck, i'm kinda fcold.

6/21/2010 3:50:14 AM

AndyMac, plz to link to where I can buy that awesomeness, or plz to buy and send to me!

6/21/2010 6:19:50 AM

shirt.woot.com

6/21/2010 7:12:51 AM

that's an amazing shirt

6/21/2010 7:38:03 AM