eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
As I passed through security at Bradley Int. Airport, I noticed that several of the female TSA employees had fupas. I counted only at the security checkpoint and all 11 female TSA employees had them... is this unusual, or is this the norm amongst TSA employees? 6/12/2010 10:19:46 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
the fuck is a fupa? 6/12/2010 10:22:22 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
If you don't know, you probably have one.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message./] 6/12/2010 10:23:36 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
well that clears it up 6/12/2010 10:24:37 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
well its more of, "if you have one, you don't know either" but that doesn't flow as well
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/12/2010 10:26:35 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
I'll attempt to post a link from my phone, although it will be the mobile version:
http://urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=fupa
...even though I'm not using an iPhone. 6/12/2010 10:28:59 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
haha is linking shit from an iphone a troll now?
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/12/2010 10:29:42 AM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
What were you doing up at Bradley?
And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this:
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:32 AM. Reason : x] 6/12/2010 10:31:44 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Better yet, since my phone doesn't have javascript and lmgtfy.com doesn't work:
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=fupa&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CvbXIPZoTTNLgBZv4ygSA3f3YBgAAAKoEBU_Que_l 6/12/2010 10:31:55 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
I see nothing wrong with Free Online Games 6/12/2010 10:34:40 AM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
you seriously want airport security playing free online games?
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 6/12/2010 10:35:29 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
good point 6/12/2010 10:36:24 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
@NyM410, I live in central Massachusetts and I'm flying to Detroit for the weekend... I just heard a last call for a flight to Raleigh and genuinely wanted to hop a plane and move south early. 6/12/2010 10:40:40 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
why in the fuck would anyone go to Detroit? 6/12/2010 10:42:57 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
...family. 6/12/2010 10:50:35 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
me in detroit! come visit 6/12/2010 10:55:37 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i doubt they would let me fly with my guns, so no trip to Detroit for me
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 10:57 AM. Reason : a] 6/12/2010 10:57:34 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
^^Where in Detroit? My family lives in the burbs. 6/12/2010 10:59:21 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
there are burbs in Detroit? 6/12/2010 11:00:28 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
eric, you said you will visit me when you come up here for football games!
eli, i am in royal oak downtown (yes detroit has burbs where you can see people) actual detroit is deserted! 6/12/2010 11:02:03 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Are you that dumb? Detroit was in Guinness for the largest suburbs a few years back... I'm not sure if the city still holds the title, but the burbs are still vast, nonetheless.
@Tarun, I used to have an uncle that lived in Royal Oak... I have family in Farmington, Troy, and Birmingham.
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:09 AM. Reason : ^] 6/12/2010 11:03:01 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
you seriously don't want to start this battle 6/12/2010 11:09:10 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Troy, and Birmingham are 5-10mins away from me...farmington is lil far
dje, you mexicana redneck farmer....you better visit me
@eli: where in central mass are you? i have family in springfield, ma
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ..] 6/12/2010 11:14:12 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
For the longest time, I thought you said you lived in Boston.. 6/12/2010 11:16:02 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
yes i did, almost 2 years ago but not for too long
in raleigh for 1 and half year in boston for 8 months, in new jersey for 6 months, in baltimore for 6 months and now in detroit for almost 2 years
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : ..] 6/12/2010 11:17:05 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
Boarding in 8 minutes... I hate flying while being sick. 6/12/2010 11:22:30 AM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
have a good flight! 6/12/2010 11:27:52 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this: " |
i think the PC term is "flight attendant"
and they're all old and fucking cranky
except on my air vietnam and air china flights. then they were cute with cute outfits.
but i was only on those flights IN asia so that sucked. then i had to fly stupid united (NEVAR AGAIN, except to use my ffm from my last trip) and i had THE WORST flight attendants of all time on a broken ass plane for like 17 hours.
i used to want to be a flight attendant when i was little. so over that.6/12/2010 12:03:23 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
NyM, learn how to use an apostrophe
And they're air waitresses 6/12/2010 12:04:20 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And I wish we'd go back to the days of stewardess' who looked like this:" |
fly around in asia.6/12/2010 12:04:58 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
thats what i just said, fool
(well basically said, anyway )
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 12:07 PM. Reason : .] 6/12/2010 12:07:37 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
something tell me the stewardess' in Asia do not look like her.. Just saying... 6/12/2010 12:08:46 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^ sorry, sir. I'll try harder. I need a grammar coach.
And really, I just wanted an excuse to see a picture of Carrie Underwood. I haven't seen an "air waitress" that hasn't been 50 years old, overweight and annoying in a long time... and I actually flew quite a bit the last few years.
I've never been to Asia and it's not high on my list of places I want to go to still that I haven't. But someday...] 6/12/2010 12:09:07 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ OMG asian people aren't blonde?
NO. WAY.
^ the ones in asia are small and young! ok that sounded creepy. but they also aren't blonde.
[Edited on June 12, 2010 at 12:10 PM. Reason : .] 6/12/2010 12:09:48 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "thats what i just said, fool" |
haha so you did
i admit, i stopped reading the thread when i saw something i wanted to post about6/12/2010 12:11:27 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
so did i. it was just like 5 seconds before you 6/12/2010 12:12:06 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i have family in springfield, ma" |
I'm trying to think of a relevant NC city comparison to Springfield but I'm drawing a blank. The bad parts of Durham?
Anyway, it is God awful and when I used to to go AHL games there I never felt safe. But the Big E and Riverside were always cool to go to when I was in high school and younger.
^^^ short is good, but I'll pass on the young part (though, sadly quite a few of the people I know wouldn't )]6/12/2010 12:13:53 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha i mean young as in not like 50 year olds.
but it totally sounded creepy. i don't think "asian" and "young" can be put in a sentence together and not come off wrong.
whoops! 6/12/2010 12:16:42 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
stewardess in non-american airlines are hawt! as for United, if they weren't the cheapest, i would never fly them. i've had my share of problems with United. they're still better than US Airways though. they're the worst. 6/12/2010 12:20:52 PM |
hgtran All American 9855 Posts user info edit post |
^^i'm young and asian. nothing wrong with that 6/12/2010 12:27:47 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
wat 6/12/2010 5:32:55 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " haven't seen an "air waitress" that hasn't been 50 years old, overweight and annoying in a long time... and I actually flew quite a bit the last few years." |
Wait, have US airlines gone all equal opportunity when it comes to air hostesses? This is news to me! So does this mean you could be a 250 pound middle aged woman with an ugly face and get the job???!!!
I have only flown Arab, Asian, and European airlines, and they have always been slim, mostly young, and usually pretty good looking. I thought it was like that the world over...?6/12/2010 5:52:53 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
:facepalm: 6/12/2010 5:54:10 PM |
Tarun almost 11687 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I'm trying to think of a relevant NC city comparison to Springfield but I'm drawing a blank. The bad parts of Durham? " |
i say springfield because no one will know westfield ma...which is a very small town near springfield...yeah springfield is a tough neighborhood!6/13/2010 1:01:04 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
6/13/2010 1:08:54 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " the ones in asia are small and young! ok that sounded creepy. but they also aren't blonde. " |
Not all of them. I've definitely had some cranky hags on some of my domestic flights.
But most countries in Asia don't have equal opportunity laws, so the airlines fire you or "convince" you to quit before you get too old and crotchety.
Quote : | "as for United, if they weren't the cheapest, i would never fly them. i've had my share of problems with United. they're still better than US Airways though. they're the worst." |
I guess I'm really lucky but I've never had serious issues with United and I've flown then a lot in the past four years.
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 1:15 AM. Reason : s]6/13/2010 1:13:25 AM |
eli All American 1581 Posts user info edit post |
I saw some epic racial profiling today in Detroit... 4 Middle Eastern looking guys getting "randomly" asked to be pulled aside and searched/scanned. 6/15/2010 1:47:24 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "air china flights. then they were cute with cute outfits" |
HELL TO THE FUCKING YEAH!
After being on a fucking AA airline for 14 hours, I felt like I was in heaven.6/15/2010 1:56:09 AM |