merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
What do you people really want? Help us all to understand you better. 6/13/2010 1:45:31 AM |
moron All American 34041 Posts user info edit post |
They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want. 6/13/2010 1:58:02 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
They want what they want at the time that they want it. They're like a living Markov chain. 6/13/2010 1:58:31 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want." |
moron understand the wimminz.6/13/2010 2:00:11 AM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
moron wins! 6/13/2010 2:05:25 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
I didn't realize moron had a vagina. 6/13/2010 2:07:44 AM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
moron ftw 6/13/2010 2:17:42 AM |
moron All American 34041 Posts user info edit post |
6/13/2010 2:43:31 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
I lol'd.
http://www.youtube.com/user/failblog?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/26/nN_PoG2GVcY 6/13/2010 3:04:53 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "They want someone who doesn't have to ask what they want." |
Well then, they can want in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first. I don't think GrumpyGOP is the only person on this planet who has a penis, but not the ability to mind-read.6/13/2010 3:20:01 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
knowing that you have no penis, I can only assume you know what I'll say next 6/13/2010 3:22:54 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
Hey now! I don't have much of a penis, but I have it on medical authority that it still counts as one. 6/13/2010 3:24:01 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ That sucks for you
occamsrezr has gotten pretty damn good at knowing what I do and do not want. 6/13/2010 3:25:25 AM |
Fermat All American 47007 Posts user info edit post |
stop thwarting me this very instant, young man 6/13/2010 3:26:19 AM |
GrumpyGOP yovo yovo bonsoir 18166 Posts user info edit post |
Certainly a stage is achieved at which we can make some pretty well-educated guesses.
But prior to that, mind-reading and blind luck are the only things that work.
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 3:27 AM. Reason : also having a huge penis, which is sadly but of necessity uncommon, except on the intarwebs] 6/13/2010 3:26:54 AM |
hollister All American 1498 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 8:26 AM. Reason : N]6/13/2010 8:26:35 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Look, women want a foot rub and breakfast in bed. Not that hard. 6/13/2010 9:01:11 AM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I just want to be left alone.
I'm cranky and old, go away. 6/13/2010 9:03:32 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, I found a girl that doesn't expect me to read her mind. She appreciates effort, but when she find herself expecting me to read her mind, she apologizes for acting like a "crazy girl." 6/13/2010 9:16:13 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
i find that a good deep dicking at least 4 times a week takes care of about 90% of it. 6/13/2010 9:18:17 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ So, you hire someone to fuck your GF? 6/13/2010 9:32:54 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
maybe you should ask your mom about me 6/13/2010 9:33:47 AM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Haha, I found a girl that doesn't expect me to read her mind. She appreciates effort, but when she find herself expecting me to read her mind, she apologizes for acting like a "crazy girl."" |
That is awesome. That girl deserves everything in the world. Bitchy-ass needy cunts that expect guys to read their minds can all die, for all I care.6/13/2010 9:34:23 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ So you're a woman?
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:34 AM. Reason : .] 6/13/2010 9:34:34 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
don't believe what she tells you, she goes both ways 6/13/2010 9:35:22 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Just because you do, doesn't mean she does. 6/13/2010 9:41:51 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
trust me, she does 6/13/2010 9:42:40 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
I know you are but what am I? 6/13/2010 9:43:09 AM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "That is awesome. That girl deserves everything in the world." |
I do what I can, but we're both law students living off loans, so all I can really do is treat her well. She's going to meet me down here in Costa Rica next weekend and we're going to travel for about 4 weeks. Money may become an issue, but I'm sure we'll work it out like everything else.
Whenever money becomes an "issue" (which is very rare) I just say fuck it and pay for whatever.6/13/2010 9:43:50 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Trust you? I've lead you into a trap. My mom died while giving birth to me!
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:44 AM. Reason : .] 6/13/2010 9:44:05 AM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
at least, that's what you have been led to believe
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 9:48 AM. Reason : past tense, moron] 6/13/2010 9:46:56 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Or have I? 6/13/2010 10:02:24 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
We want what guys want, we just explain it in a foreign language. 6/13/2010 11:43:30 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Do you have a woman to man dictionary available? 6/13/2010 11:47:30 AM |
Kiwi All American 38546 Posts user info edit post |
Nope, that's the whole fucked up thing. Good thing it's up to the men to decipher it. 6/13/2010 11:48:28 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ To have sex, eat a sammich, play video games and watch sports? 6/13/2010 11:57:04 AM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Women want some magical person to pay for their shit, treat them like a princess, be perfect in every way, and completely ignore all of their faults because "you love them". All while treating you like the scum of the earth that should be lucky to be granted the privilege of basking in their presence. 6/13/2010 12:11:07 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ It's not working.
^ So, basically, they want a credit card with someone elses name on it? 6/13/2010 12:12:22 PM |
Ronny All American 30652 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Women want some magical person to pay for their shit, treat them like a princess, be perfect in every way, and completely ignore all of their faults because "you love them". All while treating you like the scum of the earth that should be lucky to be granted the privilege of basking in their presence." |
Mostly this.6/13/2010 12:14:34 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
6/10 times, yes.
2/10 times, they just want the concept of having a boyfriend... but not really a boyfriend. This simply means that they want to shop around 'a la carte' style between different men until they have a summation of their perfect man. For example, the body of man A, the financial security of man B, the sense of humor of man C, and the penis of man D.
1/10 times, they want to lock a man down into a relationship. After this point, it is their intention to let their body go to shit while huffing down twinkies.
and 1/10 times, the woman will be down to earth enough to actually put up with. 6/13/2010 12:18:32 PM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
this entire thread is predicated on the misguided notion that women know what they want. 6/13/2010 12:21:57 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ So they don't know what they want!
I'M SO CONFUSED! 6/13/2010 12:32:32 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
^ & ^^ sum it all up 6/13/2010 12:32:56 PM |
NCSUWolfy All American 12966 Posts user info edit post |
easy
fuck me feed me be nice to me make me laugh
done 6/13/2010 12:55:51 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You women should come with manuals! 6/13/2010 1:10:28 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
IT'S A TARP6/13/2010 1:14:05 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
in this thread we learn merbig is a complete fucking idiot 6/13/2010 1:18:20 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "COMPLETE
FUCKING
IDIOT" |
6/13/2010 1:20:04 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
a woman's only goal in life is to create and hold attention 6/13/2010 1:28:50 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
it doesn't matter what we say or how honest we are if you don't try to understand. and we're going to be unhappy until we get our way.
[Edited on June 13, 2010 at 1:45 PM. Reason : ] 6/13/2010 1:42:57 PM |