the lady in front of me in line at subway while ago pulls out a ziplock bag from her purse with a single slice of cheese inside and gets the subway guy to put it on her sammich

6/15/2010 6:40:41 PM

nice

6/15/2010 6:41:19 PM

shit, they dont have mozzarella at most Subways, so if it's that kind then its brilliant

6/15/2010 6:42:21 PM

lol i think it was, actually

i just thought it was a bit odd

does she just carry around a single slice of cheese everywhere she goes for moments such as this?

6/15/2010 6:44:05 PM

I would love to take my own bread rolls/buns/pita/sliced to several places nearby (shawarma, hummus sandwiches, etc), but I have never done it.

White bread should be banned.

6/15/2010 6:44:51 PM

You fuckin would

6/15/2010 6:45:44 PM

OOOOO SNAP

6/15/2010 6:46:08 PM

I take my own scissors to the barber

6/15/2010 6:47:06 PM

DING DONG


DING DONG

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6/15/2010 6:47:50 PM

when i go to NBA games, i make them use my nylon nets

6/15/2010 6:50:14 PM

next time I go to Bojangles I'm gonna hand them 4 strips of chicken and see if they'll fry them for me

6/15/2010 6:51:36 PM

perhaps she is allergic to dairy and brought some kind of non-dairy slice

6/15/2010 6:52:45 PM

^

6/15/2010 6:54:01 PM

Sometimes I bring my own condiments i.e. hot sauce. I keep a bottle in my car or in my bag. But toppings are too much of a hassle.

Reminds of me of Tom Greens Undercutters Pizza, where he pulls out that tackle box with several toppings. LOL what a riot.

6/15/2010 6:57:36 PM

^^^

my first thought

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6/15/2010 6:57:38 PM

Maybe she just had some extra cheese in her purse so she stopped at Subway

6/15/2010 6:58:37 PM

All you need is Pepper Jack

6/15/2010 7:00:03 PM

^^^^lol that skit was hilarious

6/15/2010 7:02:10 PM

Sounds like it could be the subject of a Seinfeld episode. "The Cheese"

6/15/2010 7:15:39 PM

^
didn't they bring their own salad dressing or something?

6/15/2010 7:18:53 PM

kinda had a close one with the cutting up the snickers/eating m&m's with a spoon, etc


^kramer brought his own pancake syrup

[Edited on June 15, 2010 at 7:22 PM. Reason : ]

6/15/2010 7:20:23 PM

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"kramer brought his own pancake syrup"

that's it!

6/15/2010 7:23:01 PM

Why didnt you ask her? She brings her own cheese to subway...i doubt she would be offended.

6/15/2010 7:30:14 PM

He'd rather make a passive-aggressive thread about it on tdub.

6/15/2010 7:31:44 PM

which is more odd to me.

6/15/2010 7:33:07 PM

He's a real man, you see.

6/15/2010 7:34:15 PM

perhaps she is lactose intolerant and must supply cheese for this purpose

6/15/2010 7:36:13 PM

It's probably better than the shit they use at Subway.

6/15/2010 8:10:28 PM

was she a blond dumpy looking chick with glasses?

6/15/2010 8:17:41 PM

Quote :

"He's a real man, you see."

aren't you gay?

you're one to be calling out someone's manliness...nothing screams "I'M A MAN" like having your mouth filled with some dude's cock

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6/16/2010 8:47:21 PM

It was gubment cheese.

6/16/2010 8:48:02 PM

.O SNAP

Optimum officially called out ITT



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6/16/2010 8:55:20 PM

Ha ha, I clicked on this thread just say that 0EPII1 would.

6/16/2010 8:57:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that average folks would add the cheese themselves at the table, rather than spreading their nasty germs to the hands of the "sandwich artist"

6/16/2010 9:17:25 PM

I could possibly see doing this for one reason or another. IMO, it's not really the bringing it that's sooo bad. My question would be why would you give the cheese to the guy to put on your sandwich for you? Why wouldn't you just order it with no cheese and put it on yourself after you've got the sandwich? Why are you gonna advertise your insanity?

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 9:20 PM. Reason : I read the whole thread making sure nobody else said what I said then^that happens while I'm typing.]

6/16/2010 9:19:17 PM

I'm not surprised. When I worked for Starbucks we would have people come in sometimes and demand we use their coffee to make their coffee. Sorry, buddy, Starbucks doesn't work that way

6/16/2010 9:25:07 PM

And I wouldn't be surprised if he spat on your floor and called you a whore as he walked out the fuckin' door.

6/16/2010 9:39:08 PM

^ everybody do the dinosaur?

6/16/2010 9:40:26 PM

Reminds me of this steak house where you had to cook your own steak. Who the fuck goes to a steak house to cook there own god damn steak. I am not a hef. I don't know how to cook a large tasty steak. I didn't even know it was a requirement to ficking cook 8oz of fucking meat to dine at this shit hole. I fucking hate that place and I fucking hope it burns down. Fuck this lay fuck the homo itt an fuck all of you who can eat dairy because your genetics are fucking pussies

6/16/2010 9:40:54 PM

6/16/2010 9:43:08 PM

Quote :

"I am not a hef."

6/16/2010 9:45:10 PM

Quote :

"I don't know how to cook a large tasty steak."

you are not a man

6/16/2010 9:46:16 PM

Quote :

"fuck all of you who can eat dairy because your genetics are fucking pussies"

6/16/2010 9:46:28 PM

Mobile.fucking.phone.post

6/16/2010 9:52:49 PM

the real issue here is why does anyone go to subway

6/16/2010 9:54:08 PM

twoozles brings her own mayo to subway

6/16/2010 9:55:06 PM

And I was saying that I do not have the same skill set as a professional 8oz meat chef because they went to school for that shit and know how to season to formulas god dammit. I do not pretend to claim that I can cook to the same level as a outback chef. It's impossible. Nor do I claim that I have the quality meat selection as a steak house. I fucki g hate people who thinkthey can interpre what a steak chef can an can't do without know his or her background cooking equipment and what elevation they are cookig at. Bunch fukcing wangppts itt. Can't handle your cookies mate? Can't fire he log eh? Well go uck yourself and the homo lactoseintollerant doichbag genes yourode in on suck!

6/16/2010 9:57:35 PM

Are you drunk, stupid or both?

6/16/2010 9:58:17 PM

no, but i have ordered sandwiches at panera with no mayo, then used their fat free packets to put on mayo after.

subway has a light mayo so i have never done that there. and i don't really like subway anyway.

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6/16/2010 9:59:18 PM