joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
here's what i find from my childhood friend from middle school/high school:
first, from 2 days ago:
Quote : | "to all residence in <city> .be aware brent <last name> of 348 state street is a snitch drug dealer working for the <city> police and is still selling drugs out his dope money bought home." |
then again, yesterday:
Quote : | "brent <last name> of 348 state street <city> is a snitch selling cocaine for the police all be careful" |
and now, today:
Quote : | "all beware brent <last name> of 348 state street <city> is a snitch selling and working for the police ratted on 6 people already spred the word" |
yeah, this is his real status from teh past few days. it's not some one-off post, the guy has like 1400 friends. most of these are probably from mafia wars, but he's friends with like everyone in my old town.
i decided not to follow up with any of my typical TDub style stupid wise-guy posts on this one.
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:36 AM. Reason : ]6/16/2010 2:23:19 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
what's stupid about that 6/16/2010 2:25:14 AM |
Zel Sa Da Tay 2094 Posts user info edit post |
Yea I'd thank him if I knew this Brent <lastname>, so I could stay the fuck away 6/16/2010 2:27:56 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
i dont know, okay maybe stupid isn't quite right .... how about crazy?
just seems like dudes who are in their 30's with kids posting this stuff . i dont know. seems like it's opening him up for possibly more trouble than hes already (apparently) in.
i've gotten old and conservative, i guess. people from my chiildhood come back in my life after 20 years, and it amazes me. it's like they didnt go anywhere and are still stuck in the same old shit we were doing as kids.
i guess this is my own personal trip. 6/16/2010 2:35:47 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
he's not admitting to anything criminal
and if this dude is really a snitch, someone else is probably going to take care of him, so there's no worries there
i'm not saying i'd put this kind of thing on facebook, and it might indeed be crazy
but stupid, it is not 6/16/2010 2:37:39 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
snitches get stitches 6/16/2010 2:49:06 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
well, i guess there is some backstory, a couple weeks ago he posted something about how this guy ratted him out and he "may be going away again" for a while.
maybe i'm just following this dude like one follows the commotion at a massive car pileup on the freeway. he was my next-door neighbor and best friend for several years.
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 2:51 AM. Reason : ] 6/16/2010 2:49:10 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
also, while this dude is obviously in a little deeper than average
i'll bet a bunch of your friends do coke 6/16/2010 2:53:46 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
you think? i was beginning to wonder about that myself...
i haven't posted the 30-something year old dudes who are still playing their crappy original 80's metal in run-down rural biker bars. or the IHOP waitresses who are their fans. i guess I should be glad they're posting on FB at all. I've counted about 10 people i used to run with who have died from ODs, suicide, or bizarre accidents.
i guess there's a reason i haven't been back to that town in 20 years. i should reconsider what it is i hope to get out of Facebook.
and this thread has taken a hard turn, jumped the ditch, and is now officially lost in the weeds.
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 3:49 AM. Reason : ] 6/16/2010 3:39:19 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i don't even mean those folks
i mean people you interact with on a day-to-day basis 6/16/2010 3:41:15 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
naw, man. i'm straight. i don't even have any friends
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 3:48 AM. Reason : ] 6/16/2010 3:48:09 AM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
thegoodlife3 did this thread already 6/16/2010 6:59:44 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i should reconsider what it is i hope to get out of Facebook." |
Sounds like it's reminding you you dodged a bullet in the life department 6/16/2010 7:01:38 AM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
damn, if that ain't the truth. i guess that's why its so acute for me. haven't seen these people in ~20 years, I just figured they moved on with their life in a similar manner.
the ones i've reconnected w/ on FB are just losers. but the ones i havent connected with are even worse:
one guy i lived with for a while, knew his family well, got shot and killed in a drug deal gone bad. I used to date his wife before they got married. I dated his sister, too. i remember our last days together he was always trying to steal shit to buy some dope.
another guy i ran with (first boy scouts and little league baseball team, then later partying) i find out he's in prison for some child porn thing i had no idea, until i see his face staring out from the state sex offender database. we were all a bunch of long haired pot-smoking zeppelin/metal fans at the time. now he's sporting the neo-nazi prison skinhead look.
then just an inordinate amount of suicides and ODs.
these people were my friends for years. now i dont even know them. having a family and a professional career, im wondering if it's wise to even have them attached to my FB account. one gal, she just posted on her wall that she's in financial trouble and would everyone mail her a dollar. i mean, WTF? who does this?
gah.
[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 3:20 PM. Reason : ] 6/16/2010 3:08:53 PM |
thumper All American 21574 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "so needing some patients right now!!!!" |
no, she's not a doctor :/6/17/2010 8:10:06 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
I could give you a whole thread of this chick's updates:
Quote : | "My son is soooo whiney tonight and it's just making me realize how hard 2 will be... alone. Just once in my life I'ld like to know how is feels to be excited when you're pregnant and have a daddy for my children. You have no idea how blessed you are if the man who knocked you up knows how to be a dad... honestly thank God for it even if you aren't with the man" |
6/17/2010 8:45:21 PM |
DROD900 All American 24653 Posts user info edit post |
you guys dont know the definition of stupid. thats the truth, not stupid. 6/17/2010 9:19:28 PM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "shut up evan you bitch" |
6/17/2010 9:25:02 PM |
DROD900 All American 24653 Posts user info edit post |
HERE are some stupid status updates. Keep in mind these are all from the same guy, and he is my age (28 years old), and I think he graduated from my high school.
Quote : | "HAPPY MEMORAL DAY 2 EVERY 1!!" |
Quote : | "Chillen watching tv cant wate till friday getting something cool i hope" |
Quote : | "My moms b-day is n 30 min she told me she didn't want anything but ima get her something great she'll like it" |
Quote : | "Loving the sun shine just took the dog 4 a walk he pead on every mail box now im sitting on the front porch realaxing" |
Quote : | "Chillen at the house so board im watching cast away i think i hate this movie i mean its dumb really he talks to a beach ball pretty much the hole movie lol!!! its dumb as hell!! but it makes me laugh" |
Quote : | "RIP to my cuzing Tim we love and miss u always and so we let u go in to the arms of GOD until we meet again, always loved and never forgotten" |
I could go on, this dude is such a dumbass6/17/2010 9:27:38 PM |
thegoodlife3 All American 39188 Posts user info edit post |
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[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 9:45 PM. Reason : sho nuff] 6/17/2010 9:44:49 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
^ well, fuck.
i searched and searched all the "facebook" threads for one related to status... it'd be nice if people would title their threads in a meaningful fashion. 6/18/2010 1:45:13 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
those of us youngins know what "status updates" means without needing "facebook" to clarify 6/18/2010 1:52:01 PM |
joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
get off my lawn! 6/18/2010 2:02:40 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "is absolutely in LOVE with dierks bentley's new cd....dierks & chris thile harmonizing with chris's mandolin accompanimant?! that's enough to give me some serious chick wood!! def my fave new album in yearrrrs!!" |
Quote : | "SERIOUS
CHICK
WOOD" |
7/8/2010 5:01:34 PM |