Bitch

6/18/2010 11:17:59 AM

she's not black if that's what you're referring to

6/18/2010 11:18:31 AM

6/18/2010 11:18:56 AM

Quote :

"HOVERING CHICKEN BOX"

6/18/2010 11:20:31 AM

she's not black if that's what you're referring to

6/18/2010 11:21:30 AM

My watermelon ain't doing shit this year in the garden. I have like a dozen cantaloupe babies though, and 2 that will probably be ready to be picked in about a week.

6/18/2010 11:22:37 AM

did she drink your milkshake?

6/18/2010 11:24:27 AM

did she fuck up your credit?

6/18/2010 11:29:18 AM

I, too, would eat your watermelons

6/18/2010 11:35:13 AM

Quote :

"My watermelon ain't doing shit this year in the garden. I have like a dozen cantaloupe babies though, and 2 that will probably be ready to be picked in about a week."

Did you add some cowshit or compost to the soil? You prolly got some clayey fucking soil, and I think watermelon seems to like sandy, well-drained soil with lots of organic matter.

6/18/2010 11:37:58 AM

Oh the soil is on point, and everything else is doing wonderful. We did all that shit, and the plant itself is doing awesome, just no fruit. I think it might be sterile. Our spaghetti squash are doing the same thing.

6/18/2010 11:50:15 AM

It was pretty damn delicious watermelon, so I guess I can't be THAT mad.

6/18/2010 12:19:34 PM

I ate her creamsicle too

6/18/2010 5:04:42 PM

6/18/2010 5:05:08 PM

she's not black if that's what you're referring to

6/18/2010 5:16:07 PM

I was hoping to keep the creamsicle incident a secret

6/18/2010 5:39:35 PM

6/18/2010 5:53:48 PM

She ate my creamsicle too.

6/18/2010 6:06:28 PM

6/18/2010 7:12:09 PM

It tasted so good

6/18/2010 7:24:41 PM

6/18/2010 11:33:46 PM

this thread is dirty

6/18/2010 11:34:30 PM

ddk has a black girl booty

6/18/2010 11:34:44 PM

My grandfather used to be CEO of the Popsicle company

[/my only remote claim to fame]

6/19/2010 8:55:31 AM

I wish she was here


Sigh

6/19/2010 11:25:18 AM

me too

6/19/2010 11:29:05 AM

I'll be home tomorrow

Get dat watermelon ready for me

6/19/2010 1:03:01 PM

i will probably be drunk texting her in a couple hours anyway

6/19/2010 1:03:08 PM

^^ Filthy.

STOP GETTING IN MY WAY.

6/19/2010 1:03:24 PM

Oh fabulous. tdubs most obnoxious post stalker is back.

And here I thought you had finally choked on a dick and died

6/19/2010 1:15:22 PM

ouch

6/19/2010 1:17:26 PM

?

6/19/2010 1:17:30 PM

everyone chill out and eat some watermelon

6/19/2010 1:18:30 PM

that turned me on

6/19/2010 1:19:45 PM

kaaaate
come back to me

6/25/2010 5:19:24 PM

lemme get dat watermelon gurrrrrl

so juicy

6/25/2010 5:36:00 PM

lemme get dat watermelon gurrrrrl

so juicy

6/25/2010 5:42:11 PM

show me that new suit

6/25/2010 6:16:04 PM

im sent

now gimme dat watermelon

6/25/2010 6:30:07 PM

6/25/2010 6:38:43 PM

haha i wish i looked as good as she does

but it is totally cute

6/25/2010 6:47:50 PM

Cookout Watermelon Milkshakes from July-August. Get ready.

6/25/2010 6:49:16 PM

uggggh i know

i was reminded earlier

6/25/2010 6:49:48 PM

i just bought a giant watermelon for like $3 at the teeter. but how the fuck am i supposed to cut it all up and shit? I DID NOT THINK THIS THROUGH

7/2/2010 8:50:20 AM

Pump it full of vodka and call some friends. God damn, it ain't hard. Call it a rent party and profit.

7/2/2010 8:53:57 AM

i bought a huge watermelon and made a mess all over the kitchen while i was cutting it up. i don't think there is an easy way.

7/2/2010 11:04:32 AM

^^^ Get a knife?

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 11:05 AM. Reason : adfsg]

7/2/2010 11:04:59 AM

concrete steps also help split that melon....

7/2/2010 11:05:51 AM

dropdeadkate ate all my watervodkamelon ?

7/2/2010 11:12:57 AM

Vodkamelon sounds way too tempting

I shall drink it classily with a curly straw

7/2/2010 11:31:45 AM