So the whore next to me is ranting about having sex with her former husband while I eat on an apple crisp desert in California at California pizza kitchen. She had sex with herformer husband 2 times a week btw. So my waiter has the biggest fucking teeth ever and is a pro at. Milking the tip. Desert is good. 2 beers down FYI. Fuck California. If I look to the west I litterally see this wall of smog from san fransisco. For whatever reason the winds have eared the air over San Jose an made this brown wall. Disgusting

fuck slavania and that bullshit red. Zbie invansiok first one dead ithink get me fucking ass. Can't handle ya porage? Don't like the transission? Well go fuck yourself you sht red who fucks earthworms.

Fags all of you

6/18/2010 11:12:18 PM

Did anyone see the raw hate the fuxking police thread? I fucking read the discription of that video and am fucking pissed off. This desert doesn't den tast good anymore I got the hiccups now. nger!

6/18/2010 11:16:23 PM

Wow.

6/18/2010 11:16:51 PM

Mobile phone rant FFA!

6/18/2010 11:19:40 PM

...at least I'm not the only who meshes TWW and booze

6/18/2010 11:20:47 PM

Quote :

" 2 beers down FYI"

so wait

you are drunk after 2 beers?

so confused.

6/18/2010 11:21:15 PM

First beer on completely empty stomach

fuckin feeling it!

6/18/2010 11:23:01 PM

LOL jesus christ

i wish i could get drunk off of 2 beers

6/18/2010 11:25:08 PM

empty stomach?

pshhhhh

i guess i'm a fatass cause i def don't get drunk off of 1-2 beers even if they are on an empty stomach

6/18/2010 11:26:05 PM

Penis.

6/18/2010 11:27:00 PM

There is something about Sam Adams beer that makes me have an absurd amount of gas. I mean the morning after I have to go otside where it's windy. I actually make myself leave the room if I let one loose under the covers, and it slowly sleeps up oub under your chin from underthe sheets right into the nostrils. It's no good



Tasty




But it's a guarantee





Drunk ass wrinkly single lady hit on me. Classicly brushed her off and how gay friend is telling her she looks fantatic and she should go on a trip to cancun with them. Gay people are here. Is that Evan?

6/18/2010 11:35:19 PM

can i ask why you are eating at california pizza kitchen while in cali

you know it is a chain right?

6/18/2010 11:40:55 PM

hahahaha

6/18/2010 11:41:45 PM

I don't think you appreciate how bad the pizza is out here. At least this chain is good

6/18/2010 11:54:12 PM

I'm sorry.
This shit is amusing.
BEU, continue to get drunk and make threads - do not make any threads while sober, though. THAT is when you fail.

6/18/2010 11:54:39 PM

Quote :

"Zbie invansiok first one dead ithink get me fucking ass. Can't handle ya porage? Don't like the transission? Well go fuck yourself you sht red who fucks earthworms. "

wat

6/19/2010 12:09:41 AM

Oh lawd

I am back at my computer and I dont even know what I was trying to say.

god damn.

but I do have a thingy of red fish candy. they do fishy circles in muh belly.

6/19/2010 12:15:40 AM

I believe it is:
[name] first one dead, I think. My fucking ass. Can't handle your pierogies? Don't like transmission? Well, go fuck yourself, you shit commie who fucks earthworms.

6/19/2010 12:16:55 AM

10/10 thread, would read again

6/19/2010 12:20:32 AM

Its not a name. I dont know any european names. I dont even know how the letters on a key board next to the letters I types mean anything.

I hate this fucking iphone keyboard. it makes drunk texting such a logistical nightmare.

fuck that ref though

6/19/2010 12:21:38 AM

This thread is making ME want to go drink for lulz
even if said lulz will be in a mirror.

6/19/2010 12:21:51 AM

Oh my god! The sAm Adams is in full effect! The cleaning lady is goin to love hlmy hotel room tommorow!

6/19/2010 12:31:36 AM

I AM GONNA BRING THIS SHIT BACK TONIGHT!

6/19/2010 7:52:09 PM

HOW

GAY

FRIEND

6/19/2010 7:54:48 PM

RAAAAAAAAWR

6/19/2010 7:58:04 PM

Quote :

"2 beers"

6/19/2010 7:59:28 PM

How's the farting coming along, BEU?

6/19/2010 9:58:11 PM

I am at georgios in San Jose ca. The bread is extremely butter but good as he'll. All the waiters are Hispanic yet I was told that it is Italian owned. The usual appearance of the pizza I ordered is ordinary nothing interesting to say about it.

The beer is good. It's in a strip mall. Family oriented casual dining.

Will give review of pizza as I Lget it in muh belly

6/26/2010 11:10:52 PM

aw snap, here we go

6/26/2010 11:13:10 PM

BEU likes going to pizza places, having 2 beers and drunk posting on TWW

[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 11:20 PM. Reason : go fuck yourself you sht red who fucks earthworms]

6/26/2010 11:19:34 PM

I refuse to beleive hat here is no good pizza in california. I have yet to find anything that is impressive. Georgios was givento me via coworker and h is a local. Therefor if this is a place known for it's pizza then I am unimpressed.

I guarantee that it has slot to do with what I order. What I should be doing is ordering the same thing at every joint and be able to compare them much easier. Nut I have not planned this out and am therefore hindered in. My analysis of the food I have just partaken in. I give it a solid B. With upward potential due to the fact that what I ordered mght not be the best kind of pizza to judge an establishmen by.

What I hate aboutthis place is he crazy decoration. At no point do they attempt to ot do themselves or prject anything unexpected or worthy of nite. Other than the cheap American flag decorations fo the world cup nothing is worth mentioning. Well maybe he shiity ass paintings that a / uear old child with down syndrome could have done.

I will continue on my quest for pizza in California that is not hindered by an enourmous debt or smog.

There was nobody bextto me to comment on because there is now bar in this place. Juust seatin for fat Americans get fatter and feel bad about it in the lorni v

6/26/2010 11:29:00 PM

i hope BEU keeps posting drunkenly. lol

6/26/2010 11:30:50 PM

OH BU THE WAY

the motherfickging gay pride parade is tommorow. The devils are having a parade on Sunday whicpph is the same day Jesus broke bread with the Romans. Who the hall do they think they are? I

I will be attendeding it with a contractor coworker who invited me. I dot think he is gay. He ha s a iancee. But he also tries to prove a point by makin a weird noise in the back of his mouth that makes you think he disaverees with you and knows why you are wrong but you should be smart enough to know why you are wrong. But in afuallity he is just odds.

I will nit be driving. I shall therefor Ty to get you a review of all of he gay in San fransisco. I fully expect Evan and half oftou males to be there.

Holy crap I am going to be fuckign surrounded by the gay. Hahahahaha it's goin to be impressive. In north Carolina I have met 3 gay people and actuall had a conversation withthem

but they had there clothes on and did t try to ass rape me

wow this will be an experiencce. No idea how I will react.



Jesus Christ( in a souhpark mr slave way)

ha

6/26/2010 11:42:37 PM

suddenly I am less impressed.

6/26/2010 11:47:49 PM

Ha! I just saw " dicks laundry"

fucking California

6/26/2010 11:52:05 PM

lol you said dick

6/26/2010 11:53:28 PM

i drank 9 beers last night in about 2.5 hours and was barely drunk, and i weigh like 140lbs

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/26/2010 11:53:55 PM

My hotel room is above the courtyard where this hotel does marages.

I am able to turn off the lights in my room and monitor the wedding. All of it.

HA!

I got myself a mocha shake in order to get rid of the pizza taste. I tried trading the 5/6 untouched pizza for the shake straight up.

I got the reaction I thought I would get.

Rejection.

She might not have been hungry. Even though she looked like she could have lost a couple pountsd.

6/27/2010 12:08:55 AM

^^ Sucks for you

6/27/2010 12:17:09 AM

Gay pride parade not as extreme as advertised

6/27/2010 7:11:31 PM

hahahaha this thread makes me happy.

6/27/2010 7:18:23 PM

^^ the fact that this surprises you is... sad.

6/27/2010 7:51:51 PM

I appologize for taking he assuptions the media gives me and believing some of it. It just wasn't as flamboyant as I thought it would be. Here was some of it. But not in mass.

6/27/2010 9:12:04 PM

I appologize for taking he assuptions the media gives me and believing some of it. It just wasn't as flamboyant as I thought it would be. Here was some of it. But not in mass.

6/27/2010 9:13:19 PM

BEU drunk threads >>>>>>>>> BEU sober threads

Quote :

"Can't handle ya porage?"

6/27/2010 9:32:08 PM

Of course there is no fucking water working in my hotel room after being outside for 8 bourse and sun burnt to he'll

6/27/2010 9:43:49 PM

Oh it's fucking on tonight!

7/1/2010 10:47:39 PM

Do people actuLly waxy he fuxking screens wiu baseball on it?

7/1/2010 11:11:14 PM

Hat lesnar fight is going to be great. The other guy hasn't gotten past he second round because he knocks everyone the fuck our. I just wish it didn't take sinking to watch the entire event at the fox and he hound in Wilmington. Rakes forever.0

7/1/2010 11:15:31 PM

set em up

7/1/2010 11:18:26 PM