Apparently she thought I was deaf, too, because she was about 5 feet away from me when she asked her husband "I didn't know they let crippled people play golf here."

I turned around and sarcastically said something about how blacks, jews, and asians weren't allowed to be members of the club, but the bylaws didn't say anything about us crippled folk, just we have to modify our handicap accordingly for a fair golf score. I then smiled and wished them a good golf game

She got pissed off and stomped away while her husband's face turned cherry red.

6/19/2010 7:21:39 PM

she was probably drunk

6/19/2010 7:22:39 PM

lol gg Joe

6/19/2010 7:23:20 PM

you should have wrapped your arm around her and gave her a hug.

[Edited on June 19, 2010 at 7:30 PM. Reason : oi]

6/19/2010 7:27:40 PM

so what is your handicap, if you don't mind me asking?

6/19/2010 7:27:48 PM

You should have punched her in the throat, and then stood over her wretched body as she gasped for air on the ground. Then peed on her.

6/19/2010 7:29:30 PM

6/19/2010 7:30:28 PM

She just didn't think you'd make par man...

6/19/2010 7:30:54 PM

wait, is joenumbers one of those piss and vingar Lt Dan-before-he-found-God kind of handicapable people?

6/19/2010 7:33:02 PM

nah, he's cool

gg mang

6/19/2010 7:33:35 PM

Stupid bitch. Way to go, Joe!

My father in law no longer has the use of the left side of his body and one of his favorite things to do is to go out and play golf. I can't believe that woman.

6/19/2010 7:34:36 PM

when taking a picture does he ask to get his good side in the picture?

like kidding around

6/19/2010 7:36:19 PM

Yes. My father in law is a real hoot. And the stroke has definitely removed all filters between his brain and his mouth.

6/19/2010 7:38:08 PM

haha that good to hear

6/19/2010 7:41:50 PM

Joe, we'd get along great


haha

6/19/2010 7:43:55 PM

Quote :

"so what is your handicap, if you don't mind me asking?"

6/19/2010 7:43:55 PM

Wow...have you ever gotten this kind of reaction before?

6/19/2010 7:44:50 PM

is joenumbers back? i missed his antics

6/19/2010 7:45:38 PM

i have no idea what my handicap is. i dont play seriously enough to care to calculate it. We only got 11 holes in before the rain came, and I think my score was about 65. Made par twice. I still kicked my buddy's ass even though I haven't played much golf the past couple of years.

6/19/2010 7:56:26 PM

I would quit playing golf if a one arm guy beat me.

6/19/2010 7:58:09 PM

why is he wearing a white tee and fucking cargos. that fat bitch should have said something appualing to him

6/19/2010 7:58:30 PM

i have no idea who that is btw. google image search ftw

the course i played at has a very strict dress code. kinda ridiculous..

6/19/2010 8:01:52 PM

it's not ridiculous, gotta keep people in check somehow

6/19/2010 8:06:57 PM

I mean you don't want any cripples or minorities there, do you?

6/19/2010 8:18:04 PM

Quote :

"YOURE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS SIR "

6/19/2010 8:19:42 PM

joe#s you're so good natured! HA

best twwer

6/19/2010 8:54:19 PM

How do you play golf actually? You must have ridiculous grip in that hand.

6/19/2010 8:56:08 PM

Quote :

"You should have punched her in the throat, and then stood over her wretched body as she gasped for air on the ground. Then peed on her."

6/19/2010 9:35:42 PM

yes, but do you still lick assholes?

6/19/2010 10:08:51 PM

i think the question you're trying to ask is if he's found a new ass hole to lick

its not as if homeboy is going around licking any ol ass hole that is available

6/19/2010 10:11:56 PM

i mean, you gotta be picky about dem assholes

6/19/2010 10:13:21 PM

Extra picky.

6/19/2010 10:14:47 PM

It pays to be anal about that.

6/19/2010 10:15:45 PM

true, true

6/19/2010 10:20:42 PM

You gotta witness their last couple of meals too. Can't take their word for it. "Oh I only had a salad" and then bam you find out it was a double bean burrito with extra hot sauce.

6/19/2010 10:23:50 PM

Quote :

"She got pissed off and stomped away"

huffy cunt just stomped off

6/19/2010 10:31:54 PM

If I was playing golf and I saw you trying to putt I'd just be like "NEED A HAND WITH THAT PUTT LOLOLOL" and drive off in my golf cart doopdeedoo

6/19/2010 10:47:09 PM

what an ignorant woman.


also, anyone else think of:

6/19/2010 10:51:41 PM

LeVar?

6/19/2010 10:52:22 PM

Quote :

""so what is your handicap, if you don't mind me asking?""

i wonder what this question was refering to....

6/19/2010 10:57:01 PM

^ I was thinking the same thing

6/19/2010 11:08:47 PM

^^ A double entendre is a figure of speech in which a spoken phrase is devised to be understood in either of two ways. Often the first meaning is straightforward, while the second meaning is less so: often risqué, inappropriate, or ironic.

The Oxford English Dictionary defines a double entendre as especially being used to "convey an indelicate meaning". It is often used to express potentially offensive opinions without the risks of explicitly doing so.

A double entendre may exploit puns to convey the second meaning. Double entendres tend to rely more on multiple meanings of words, or different interpretations of the same primary meaning; they often exploit ambiguity and may be used to introduce it deliberately in a text.

6/19/2010 11:17:56 PM

^ hahaha, gg

A++++ reaction by joe#'s

6/19/2010 11:40:31 PM

well at least today i was asked if i was a "disabled" war veteran and not a "crippled" war veteran.

6/29/2010 9:52:25 PM

I would have been like

SOME FAT WOMAN ATE MY ARM, PLEASE DONT EAT MY OTHER ONE

6/29/2010 10:00:02 PM

hahahaha

6/29/2010 10:00:29 PM

her calling you "crippled" is no different than you calling her "fat"

they're both facts based on casual observations

i agree that she was way out of line, of course

[Edited on June 29, 2010 at 10:01 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2010 10:01:27 PM

lol @ the response joe#s, double high five! errr...i mean..


Nah, but seriously most golfers could probably take me on one armed. I can't drive worth shit. Slice em and dice em.

6/29/2010 10:04:51 PM

^^ i kinda disagree. i mean with literal definitions, yes i suppose you are correct.

but i think the term "cripple" is pretty archaic and offensive...more akin to a racial slur (obviously not that bad) than just an observation, such as that person is fat. or that person has brown hair. or that person is wearing a red shirt.

but that is just my opinion of course on what the words mean to meeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEE



[Edited on June 29, 2010 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

6/29/2010 10:07:27 PM

o/

6/29/2010 10:09:13 PM