http://twitter.com/michaeljordan

Some pretty funny shit on there.

6/20/2010 12:02:20 AM

It's also fake. But still funny.

6/20/2010 12:03:24 AM

yeah thats ~

6/20/2010 12:03:42 AM

Better than Space Jam?

6/20/2010 12:03:49 AM

Quote :

"I don't think I need to try any new fruit. I've had enough different kinds for now"

Idk why that cracked me up so hard, but it did

6/20/2010 12:09:27 AM

he's not a fruit of the loom guy. i'm sure hanes wouldn't like it if he was wearing that instead of hanes

6/20/2010 12:12:17 AM

Quote :

"I'm having another root beer tonight. Is this too many root beers in too many days? Tomorrow, I promise : no more root beer"

6/20/2010 12:13:26 AM

Quote :

"on New Years, I had way too many shrimp"

Lolwut

6/20/2010 12:17:14 AM

Now it's suspended. I hate Michael Jordan (the real one).

7/2/2010 10:50:26 PM

Jealousy ITT

7/2/2010 11:16:30 PM