WE ARE EXPERIENCING A HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL VOLUME OF CALLS AND YOUR WAIT TIME MAY BE LENGTHY. IF YOU WISH TO REMAIN ON HOLD YOUR CALL WILL BE ANSWERED BY THE NEXT AVAILABLE REPRESENTATIVE. IF YOUR CALL IS NOT TIME-SENSITIVE, YOU MAY CONSIDER CALLING BACK ON DAYS WHERE WE WILL STILL TELL YOU WE ARE EXPERIENCING A HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL VOLUME OF CALLS AND ASK YOU TO CALL BACK. IN FACT, WE ARE PERPETUALLY EXPERIENCING A HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL VOLUME OF CALLS AND WE ARE NO LONGER CERTAIN WHAT NORMAL CALL VOLUME ACTUALLY IS. THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA IS MORE INTERESTED IN SPENDING YOUR TAX DOLLARS ON DIGGING CRACKHEADS OUT OF THEIR GRAVES THAN PROPERLY STAFFING OUR CALL CENTER, SO IF YOU WOULD PLEASE SPEND YOUR DAYTIME CELL PHONE MINUTES QUIETLY AND PEACEFULLY WE WILL ANSWER YOUR CALL IN THE ORDER IT WAS RECEIVED.
























































MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLE--::click::

6/21/2010 3:13:06 PM

it would be friggin' hilarious if nobody replied to your thread

6/21/2010 3:15:38 PM

Way to ensure that doesn't happen, then.

6/21/2010 3:17:01 PM

thread title made me think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnWLw2-xRDg

haven't heard that shit in a LOOOONG time

6/21/2010 3:20:07 PM