to world class athlete in 4 months?

i have good genes but i have been lazy most of my life

6/21/2010 9:05:13 PM

I believe in you

6/21/2010 9:10:54 PM

only with this:

6/21/2010 9:13:02 PM

not world class.

6/21/2010 9:14:19 PM

Sure you can.

It's going to hurt though.

Extremely restrict your diet, work out twice a day, and take copious amounts of anabolic steroids.

You should have quite the athletic figure in the time you want.

6/21/2010 9:14:28 PM

it depends on how out of shape you are really.

6/21/2010 9:27:55 PM

it's pretty bad

looking for a boot camp type scenario

[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : s]

6/21/2010 9:31:55 PM

hmmm. world class may be pushng it, but i bet you can get into pretty damn good shape in four months if you "Extremely restrict your diet and work out twice a day, " or something along those lines.

6/21/2010 9:33:55 PM

but skip the steroids i guess

6/21/2010 9:34:27 PM

the hardest part is becoming not lazy.

6/21/2010 9:34:46 PM

Plus the steroids, don't forget the steroids.

6/21/2010 9:34:53 PM

I wish I could stick with things longer than two weeks to do that.

6/21/2010 9:35:22 PM

if you used to be in shape or were athletic growing up you might have an easier time at it

something about muscle memory

6/21/2010 9:41:56 PM

sounds like I'm set!

6/21/2010 9:45:12 PM

6/21/2010 9:46:37 PM

i want to be explosive and fast

not scary and veiny

6/21/2010 9:49:19 PM

then go for my HS build, outside linebacker nigga

6/21/2010 9:50:27 PM

Set a goal and work your ass off.

I suggest this as your goal.

http://toughmudder.com/

After doing a 1/2 marathon and a few triathlons, I've decided for the North Cali one in Oct.

6/21/2010 9:55:12 PM

^^ but i don't want a fucked up back or a drug habit

^ so that's like a hardcore version of these warrior races i keep seeing

[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

6/21/2010 9:55:48 PM

it's my neck god damn it

6/21/2010 9:57:25 PM

i thought your back didn't bend or some shit from jamming mushrooms up your asshole

6/21/2010 9:58:01 PM

Yeah, warrior dash is only like 3 miles with less things in your way.
http://www.warriordash.com/

6/21/2010 9:58:06 PM

well the mudder would be a pretty damn good goal

6/21/2010 10:01:42 PM