JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
some random kids/ skater fags are going around my best friends neighborhood fucking with cars. i was just over there and there was peanut butter on the inside of the door handle what should i do to make sure this doesn't happen again to me or him? 6/21/2010 10:00:19 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
kill them 6/21/2010 10:00:39 PM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
CALL DA POPO
CALL DA POPO
CALL DA POPO 6/21/2010 10:01:02 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
im thinking about waiting for them to come out to my car, then go Edward Norton on them like in American history x 6/21/2010 10:02:44 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
RELEASE
THE
HOUNDS 6/21/2010 10:03:26 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
i gotta be honest
that question wasn't that quick 6/21/2010 10:04:12 PM |
JT3bucky All American 23242 Posts user info edit post |
paintball gun
or
roman candles 6/21/2010 10:04:41 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, because curb stomping some 16 year old is the best way to deal with your problem. 6/21/2010 10:04:47 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
get a pellet gun fuck em up
there's honestly very little you can do against teenage kids. they're doing to do whatever the fuck they want unless they get arrested, or their parents get involved. you remember being 13, don't you?
[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 10:06 PM. Reason : MOAR] 6/21/2010 10:05:10 PM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
release the dogs
or the bees
or the dogs with bees in their mouths so that when they bark they shoot bees at you 6/21/2010 10:05:23 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
hide razor blades under your door handle so they fuck their hands up when they try to PB it
just, you know, don't forget 6/21/2010 10:05:33 PM |
adultswim Suspended 8379 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Yes, because curb stomping some 16 year old is the best way to deal with your problem." |
helps with all of my problems6/21/2010 10:06:23 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, because curb stomping some 16 year old is the best way to dealfix your problem.
fixed it for you 6/21/2010 10:06:30 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2010 10:07:43 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you remember being 13, don't you?" |
yea i remember breaking into my neighbors shed to get his machete. my dad beat my ass and made me buy him a new one.6/21/2010 10:08:11 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
6/21/2010 10:08:37 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
haha, yeah, I did a lot of stupid kid shit too. Luckily, I rarely got caught
Quote : | "they're doing to do whatever the fuck they want unless they get arrested, or their parents get involved. " |
6/21/2010 10:09:38 PM |
ClassicMixup All American 3877 Posts user info edit post |
ibt gun 6/21/2010 10:21:29 PM |
JeepMan311 All American 1620 Posts user info edit post |
i think the stupidest thing i did as a kid emce, was when i was like 9 or 10 i watched some shit on t.v about bungee jumping, went and got a dog leash tied it to my belt loop, attached it to a limb of the tree and jumped, shit hurt like hell...
[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 10:28 PM. Reason : .] 6/21/2010 10:28:29 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
oh my lawd...
went ice skating on a frozen pond. the ice kept cracking, but I kept skating!!1 me and my friends were fucking tackling each other on the ice, stealing each others' socks, and throwing them down into holes that we had punctured into the ice
walking home from baseball tryouts, I was throwing water from my water bottle onto oncoming cars on Park Road. Suddenly, a car stopped, then a dump truck smashed into the back of it. All parties involved got out, and were heading towards my friend and I. Man, I fucking took off like a sheet of tissue paper in the wind. Made it all the way back to my house, cutting through backwoods, backyards, creeks, etc... 6/21/2010 10:34:59 PM |