...for today...

AND REALIZE I HAVE NO FUCKING CAN OPENER

6/23/2010 10:20:55 AM

what are you a cat

6/23/2010 10:26:05 AM

what are you a cat

6/23/2010 10:33:34 AM

what are you a cat

6/23/2010 10:36:52 AM

what are you a pussy










cat

6/23/2010 10:47:24 AM

I are not cat.

What I am is fucking starving right now though...

6/23/2010 10:51:43 AM

tuna will only satisfy your hunger for like an hour

6/23/2010 10:52:23 AM

There's only one type of thing at this time that's
Gonna make anyone feel good
A piece of ass still means the same thing
From Gastonia to Hollywood

Where's all the pussy.... cats at?
Where's all the pussy.... cats?
Where's all the pussy.... cats at tonight?

6/23/2010 10:52:45 AM

what are you a cat

6/23/2010 10:53:44 AM

Quote :

"tuna will only satisfy your hunger for like an hour"

Yeah, but it's pure protein, with some mercury thrown in for good measure, lol...

Add some pure fat (mayo), and Atkins would be proud.

6/23/2010 10:54:47 AM

WHO STOLE IT

6/23/2010 10:56:20 AM

and then you took a shit?

6/23/2010 10:56:51 AM

I take one shit a day now. Sometimes not that often.

6/23/2010 11:00:04 AM

Tuna only satisfies me for like 15 minutes

6/23/2010 11:01:08 AM

pocket knife have an opener? I know you have some tin snips and other shit you can open it with....

6/23/2010 11:03:27 AM

Sunny Ledfurd up in this piece.

6/23/2010 11:11:53 AM

now i want a tuna melt on whole wheat with some lettuce and mater

god damnit

6/23/2010 11:13:53 AM

Got another 10 lbs to go before I break bad with that kinda stuff...

6/23/2010 11:23:26 AM

don't you have a sawzall lying around?

6/23/2010 11:30:49 AM

Alas, no sawzall...just a big honkin' chainsaw.

6/23/2010 12:17:23 PM

gross

i can't handle canned tuna or any kind of tuna salad type stuff

tuna steak = ok

tuna involved in sushi = ok

canned tuna =

6/23/2010 12:25:14 PM

I like canned tuna when mixed with mayo and other ingredients

6/23/2010 12:39:05 PM

I love tuna, canned or otherwise.

6/23/2010 12:40:04 PM

ok i will admit i used to love some tunafish casserole and that is like uber gross

but it was so yummy. haven't had it in years

(and its made w/ canned)

6/23/2010 12:40:47 PM

Take some canned tuna, mix it with a little mayo and put it between two pieces of wheat bread with lettuce, tomato and maybe some cheese.


baller.

plus if I can get the cans cheap enough, it can be used as cat food as well. MEOW

6/23/2010 12:43:50 PM

^add a bit of celery, and some chopped sweet (dill works too, but I prefer sweet) pickles, and you've got a winner

6/23/2010 12:46:34 PM

Time for some 'Tuna'k "Tuna'k my fren!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo

6/23/2010 12:48:28 PM

I go to a woman to make my lunch

6/23/2010 12:49:06 PM

Could you shoot it open?

6/23/2010 12:54:47 PM

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

6/23/2010 4:26:12 PM

be a man... open it with your bare bear hands!


[Edited on June 23, 2010 at 6:45 PM. Reason : ]

6/23/2010 6:43:02 PM

can opener:

fuck god fuck you fuck me fuck everything fuck fuck FUCK son
/saabturbo

6/23/2010 7:15:32 PM

This reminds of one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

On Leno (yes, I used to have Leno on before Conan ) they had some stupid bit where some armed forces guys from the audience competed to open a can of cranberry sauce with an old-school swiss army knife can opener:



Of the 4 or 5 guys, NONE of them proceeded to actually use the device correctly. One guy was stabbing at the can, another actually cut his hand and started bleeding, and I think at least one guy only managed to make a dent.

Is it really that rare for people to know how to open a can with this?

6/23/2010 7:27:51 PM

damn tuna to me is gross out of the can. these people at the office eat that shit on crackers and it sticks up the whole fucking office

6/23/2010 8:19:26 PM

the trick is to drown the can in so much hot sauce that it tastes like BBQ.

6/23/2010 8:55:02 PM

6/23/2010 9:04:31 PM

Sylvester did it



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6075090490320952225#

6/23/2010 9:09:53 PM

It's pretty easy to open any can with any pointed knife. Just jam the knife near the rim, and use the rim as a bit of leverage and to keep you along the edge.

6/23/2010 9:09:59 PM

I bought a fucking can opener.

6/24/2010 12:26:45 AM

fuck
fail
shit
goddammit
I just got back from the grocery store and am all excited to have food again.

I got some canned chicken and was gonna have some


I HAVE NO CAN OPENER

GODDAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKING SHITCOCKS

6/24/2010 12:29:21 AM

zxappeal will let you borrow his

6/24/2010 12:32:53 AM

I'll be shit...this motherfucker ain't leaving the house. The ex kept all 3 of the ones we had.

You gonna have to come eat your goddam canned chicken over here if you wanna use my can opener.

6/24/2010 1:38:40 AM

I will sympathize with you since I eat 2 cans of tuna post-workout. For serious though, buy this at Wal-Mart or wherever you shop... you won't find it in an aisle, just at the checkout area where all of the random shit is arranged.



Worth every penny... ($3)



(it's a tuna press btw)

6/24/2010 1:42:54 AM

Enjoy your mercury!

6/24/2010 1:51:11 AM

^
this

Quote :

"AND REALIZE I HAVE NO FUCKING CAN OPENER"

Quote :

"I HAVE NO CAN OPENER "

What's up with two people not having can openers?
Did you used to have one and you somehow lost it?
Did you not take one of your parents' ones when you left for college?
How does anyone not plan on needing a can opener?

lol

6/24/2010 9:20:55 AM

Just have the waiter open it for you!

6/24/2010 9:25:51 AM

Quote :

"Did you used to have one and you somehow lost it? Did you not take one of your parents' ones when you left for college? How does anyone not plan on needing a can opener?"

Read my post before this, motherfucker!

6/24/2010 9:32:15 AM

I sip the tuna juice. Its kinda gud

6/24/2010 9:39:47 AM

Quote :

"The ex kept all 3 of the ones we had."

lol
"how will you open cans NOW? hahahaha "

[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 9:41 AM. Reason : ]

6/24/2010 9:41:23 AM

[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 9:58 AM. Reason : oops]

6/24/2010 9:47:53 AM