would win.

no pun in ten did.

occasionally, 4chan will bring the lulz even if it sounds like a joke my dad would make.

6/23/2010 11:05:17 PM

I don't need anyone telling me 'play on words,' I'm a motherfucking lyrical wordsmith, motherfucking genius.

6/23/2010 11:08:32 PM

I hope those puny punk pundits get punished for punily punting you out of the competition.

[Edited on June 23, 2010 at 11:25 PM. Reason : l]

6/23/2010 11:24:09 PM

you guys sure are punny

6/23/2010 11:25:21 PM

Probably had bad punctuation in his contest submission.

6/23/2010 11:27:08 PM

^valid point those things can't go unPUNished

6/23/2010 11:31:53 PM

One day, a mob boss wanted to shut down a local floral shop run by a group of friars. He called his biggest thug Hugh to do the job, and Hugh closed the shop.

It just proves,

Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

6/24/2010 2:42:35 AM

impunity

6/24/2010 7:24:59 AM

These aren't puns...

6/24/2010 1:42:05 PM

This is what I want to do whenever I hear a pun

7/25/2010 7:24:25 AM

7/25/2010 7:35:52 AM

Sent from my mom

Quote :

"1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. 5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. 6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. 7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. 8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head' 13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes. 19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine . 21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall One turns to the other and says 'Dam!' 23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.' 25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication. 26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did."

7/30/2010 12:09:14 PM

Ahaha Peter

7/30/2010 12:11:32 PM

11. Although I'm not a player, I still end up crushing quite often.

7/30/2010 12:22:59 PM

7/30/2010 12:50:02 PM

when i started reading the thread title, it reminded me of this anal cunt song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv1PPmC1RlI

7/30/2010 2:03:51 PM