WTF?

http://www.wral.com/news/national_world/national/story/7844282/

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"Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick says he objects to a new policy in Provincetown allowing even elementary school students to receive free condoms, and to do so without telling their parents. The Democrat told The Associated Press he called Superintendent Beth Singer on Thursday to register his complaint after media reports about the policy approved June 10 by the Cape Cod community's school board."

Im down with this in schools but why the hell at that age??

6/24/2010 1:05:49 PM

beause thats what america wants nowadays

these fuckin liberals cant act like they didnt want this to happen

nobody gives a fuck about kids anymore

6/24/2010 1:07:14 PM

[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 1:08 PM. Reason : man wtf]

6/24/2010 1:07:22 PM

yeah, thats a bit excessive.

6/24/2010 1:07:51 PM

Let a playground player play.

Seriously, though, if a nine-year-old is gonna be fuckin', isn't it better that he use a condom? I mean, best practices.

6/24/2010 1:07:55 PM

my dick was to small to wear a condom at 9 - damn

6/24/2010 1:09:13 PM

my dick was to small to wear a condom at 25 - damn

6/24/2010 1:10:42 PM

those kids

they be bangin'

6/24/2010 1:28:58 PM

isn't Provincetown, Mass. where they had the "outbreak" of teen pregnancies.....and the so-called pregnancy-pact?

6/24/2010 1:31:30 PM

If they gave them out at my middle school they would be strewn all over the place. Haha the janny will be picking them up left and right.



[Edited on June 24, 2010 at 1:33 PM. Reason : f]

6/24/2010 1:33:11 PM

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"beause thats what america wants nowadays these fuckin liberals cant act like they didnt want this to happen nobody gives a fuck about kids anymore"

tell us more about the liberal conspiracy to get children to fuck each other

6/24/2010 1:41:51 PM

so do they make a children's size these days?

6/24/2010 7:15:38 PM

Gotta start scrogging sometime, might as well start young.

6/24/2010 8:49:52 PM

Fifth graders are already hitting puberty. Why not prevent pregnancy and the spread of STDs?

6/24/2010 8:53:09 PM

Who wears condoms anyway?

6/24/2010 8:56:03 PM

Elementary school students.

6/24/2010 9:00:16 PM

first and second graders is a little fucking insane. i mean, 5th graders ok they know what's goin on and i'm sure some that age have managed to get pregnant. but jesus, not 1st graders

6/24/2010 9:00:32 PM

I highly doubt first graders are getting condoms to have sexual intercourse.

Would you have?

6/24/2010 9:06:48 PM

I know that some elementary schools up there still run K-6. I don't see an issue with teaching 6th graders about condoms usage.

6/24/2010 9:53:51 PM

I think it's about getting them comfortable with condoms so they won't hesitate to use them in the future.

Seriously though, I don't know what we're gonna do about this condom thing. A lot of eople just won't use them.

I think we're gonna need to come at things from the research for STD cures/birth control angle.

6/25/2010 1:24:13 AM

Good luck with that.

6/25/2010 1:48:50 AM

Monogamy???? Maybe?

6/25/2010 1:54:17 AM

thats old hat in europe, dude
the new deal is mandatory "sexual encounter education" with groups of tested prostitutes going school to school and fucking the kids. they then grade them on their "safety" and "anti-social tendancies" to send off to the national offices

we're such a backwoods country way behind the curve

6/25/2010 1:59:59 AM

What percentage of people do you think only copulate with one other person in their entire lifetime?

6/25/2010 2:00:07 AM

yeah, and while you're at it, how many rads to the nearest molton?

be specific!

[Edited on June 25, 2010 at 2:05 AM. Reason : words]

6/25/2010 2:04:45 AM

I'm sleep deprived and just thought about drinking irradiated water.

6/25/2010 2:05:50 AM

Where art thou oh puppet of the sock.

6/25/2010 2:09:24 AM

man google is sweet

i was going to swoop in here and sound all smart after 14 seconds of reading results hits for "irradiated water"

i just wanted to know if it was water that had been bombarded with geek rays, or water that would bombard the hell out of people who drank it

6/25/2010 2:11:06 AM

no it's just fucking pellegrino

6/25/2010 8:02:09 AM

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"Im down with this in schools but why the hell at that age??"

All I know is my bff, former elementary school art teacher, had not one, but TWO students that were pregnant. A 4th grader and 5th grader.

......yeah...

6/25/2010 8:12:53 AM

[Edited on June 25, 2010 at 8:16 AM. Reason : .]

6/25/2010 8:15:35 AM

9 year olds don't need condoms.

They can't produce sperm/eggs.
They ain't got no stds.
Fresh pussies and dicks FTW.


9 years old is the best time in ones life to be fucking like a boss.





[Edited on June 25, 2010 at 8:25 AM. Reason : sp?]

6/25/2010 8:21:09 AM

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"All I know is my bff, former elementary school art teacher, had not one, but TWO students that were pregnant. A 4th grader and 5th grader. ......yeah... "

And I think we've just shown why this is a good thing!

6/25/2010 8:29:40 AM

But I wonder if those two girls were knocked up by boy of the same age. I highly doubt it. Most likely some pervert teenage boy or their 47 year old uncle. Just saying....

6/25/2010 10:06:53 AM

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"TWO students that were pregnant. A 4th grader and 5th grader."

6/27/2010 9:43:57 AM

^ ditto that


I mean what the hell? Not going to terminate that? You're going to take on a project like that and you're not even out of elementary school? (I won't say "ruin your life," but I would personally think my life were ruined if I decided to carry a pregnancy to term while I was only in elementary school. Like whoa )

6/27/2010 10:03:08 AM

I would think it would be medically dangerous for a kid that young to carry a pregnancy full term.

6/27/2010 10:08:30 AM

It's socially dangerous for you to carry a baby to full term.

6/27/2010 10:27:56 AM

The article doesn’t say that the the school was giving the kids condoms, only that they were allowed to.

It seems dumb to have a school’s hands tied by regulation from even having the option to give an elementary school kid of condom in the very rare outside case they needed one.

6/27/2010 10:36:52 AM

Yeah I'd agree that it's medically and socially dangerous. The elementary schooler is not doing their unborn child any favors by deciding to carry to term at this age. I'm too lazy to dig up statistics, but strongly feel I've read them which indicate a child born to such a mother has dramatic challenges in life ahead.

To state the obvious.

6/27/2010 10:40:06 AM

Are you smarter getting more poon than a 5th grader?

[Edited on June 27, 2010 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ]

6/27/2010 11:17:03 AM

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"The elementary schooler is not doing their unborn child any favors by deciding to carry to term at this age."

I'm gonna bet that more than likely it wasn't the child's decision to keep or terminate the pregnancy.

......a la Precious

Quote :

"But I wonder if those two girls were knocked up by boy of the same age. I highly doubt it. Most likely some pervert teenage boy or their 47 year old uncle. Just saying...."

quite possibly.

6/27/2010 11:38:04 AM

Quote :

"FREE WATER BALLOONS"

6/27/2010 12:15:17 PM

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"The elementary schooler is not doing their unborn child any favors by deciding to carry to term at this age."

There are some cases where it's immoral not to abort a pregnancy.

6/27/2010 1:00:53 PM

such a sensationalist thread title. The idea is to to make condoms available to 11 year old pubescent kids through their school, which happens to be elementary.

Sensationalist journalist take this and twist it to "OMG CONDOMS TO FIVE YEAR OLDS"

6/27/2010 1:27:21 PM

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

6/27/2010 1:29:32 PM

Hey, Maria! How you been lately?

6/27/2010 1:35:15 PM

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"nobody gives a fuck about kids anymore "

ok fine, you win. kids can just get AIDS and stds and preggers at age 11 (true story when i was in middle school over 10 years ago so i'd hate to see what goes on now)

6/27/2010 3:49:23 PM

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"isn't Provincetown, Mass. where they had the "outbreak" of teen pregnancies.....and the so-called pregnancy-pact?"

um




Provincetown is known to have a lot of homosexual men. Northampton, across the state is a lesbian town (it's home to one of the Seven Sisters, Mount Holyoke)

so, i doubt it was the home of a pregnancy pact.

6/27/2010 4:18:39 PM

Quote :

"The girls who made the pregnancy pact — some of whom, according to Sullivan, reacted to the news that they were expecting with high fives and plans for baby showers — declined to be interviewed. So did their parents. But Amanda Ireland, who graduated from Gloucester High on June 8, thinks she knows why these girls wanted to get pregnant. Ireland, 18, gave birth her freshman year and says some of her now pregnant schoolmates regularly approached her in the hall, remarking how lucky she was to have a baby. "They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally," Ireland says. "I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 a.m.""

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html#ixzz0s9GS3DF7

6/28/2010 8:03:02 AM