i guess this is what they call "growing up"

7/1/2010 12:11:50 AM

i found a cockroach in the bathtub tonight ... i put him in the toilet and took a dump on him lol

7/1/2010 12:21:04 AM

What?
Why would anyone waste time while taking a dump?

7/1/2010 12:24:37 AM

when i was younger i used to just sit there and spend like 20 minutes taking dumps because i'd sit there and read or whatever. now i just want to get it over with instead of sit there and marinate in my own stink

7/1/2010 12:26:47 AM

i like taking my laptop or my blackberry in there with me

7/1/2010 12:31:08 AM

7/1/2010 12:32:37 AM

^
quick


^^
^^^
I must admit, I simply do not understand that.
Why would one read or use their laptop while sitting on the toilet?
I mean, I know people do it -- I've seen that Seinfeld...
...but why?
What is the point of doing anything on the toilet other than pissing and shitting?

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason : ]

7/1/2010 12:34:08 AM

sometimes i bring my laptop in there. i have made several posts mid-shit

7/1/2010 12:36:03 AM

Hey you forgot masterbating. Nothing like marking your territory! Am i right?! Interwebz High Five!
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[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 12:37 AM. Reason : .]

7/1/2010 12:36:34 AM

masterbating

7/1/2010 12:37:16 AM

FUCK OFF IM 'BATIN!

7/1/2010 12:45:18 AM

i often find that when i am in public or shitting somewhere other than my own toilet, i tend to shit even faster to make it less obvious that i was taking a dump

7/1/2010 12:57:09 AM

^ this

7/1/2010 1:22:22 AM

So it depends on the situation.

If you're at work or school or whatever, you want to get out quickly. No question there. Lickety-split.

If you're at home, and you live with people, time spent on the shitter can be time in which you can exist in peace without having to explain yourself out all. If you close the door to your room to be alone, sooner or later someone is gonna stand at your door and yell, "Hey, you jacking off in there?" Which, I mean, yeah, sometimes. And it's annoying. But on the shitter, you can be reading whatever and people will leave you alone because stuff is coming out the back end of you and nobody wants to be bothered then.

7/1/2010 1:45:48 AM

I don't close the bathroom door in my house when I shit (if guests are there, then I do). Just sayin'

7/1/2010 1:59:47 AM

7/1/2010 7:49:26 AM

Quote :

"Why would one read or use their laptop while sitting on the toilet? I mean, I know people do it -- I've seen that Seinfeld... ...but why? What is the point of doing anything on the toilet other than pissing and shitting?"

Quote :

"If you're at home, and you live with people, time spent on the shitter can be time in which you can exist in peace"

Okay, so that's one reason, but that doesn't apply to most situations.
I still don't get it.
Do people sit there with pants down and everything, while reading?
Or are they shitting before or after they read?

7/2/2010 7:04:46 AM

I have a old laptop specially designated for the bathroom just for this purpose.

Plus it gives me time for this experiment:
message_topic.aspx?topic=596850

7/2/2010 7:11:28 AM

I bring my iphone in the bathroom with me now. MY dumping time has increased 10 fold with the ability to read shit on tww and take a shit.

7/2/2010 7:52:29 AM

^^^you are a fag.

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 7:53 AM. Reason : .]

7/2/2010 7:52:56 AM

^Damnstraight.

I read all the time while taking a dump. Magazines, books, and sometimes even browsing on a laptop before, during, and after shitting. Growing up in my house, it was the thing to do. Dad even built a custom wooden toilet paper holder that would hold two rolls of TP on the bottom and was a magazine rack on the top. But seriously, the greatest thing is being in there without anybody ever bothering you.

7/2/2010 8:10:27 AM

I do some of my best thinking when I'm on the throne. I usually read or think until my legs start to get numb.

7/2/2010 8:16:12 AM

the advent of the smart phone has ruined any shit-time efficiency I might have had

7/2/2010 8:18:16 AM

i've been told that my dad always said (to the boys in my family) "there is nothing more over rated than a piece of pussy and nothing more under rated than taking a good shit"...

7/2/2010 8:20:33 AM

Along the lines of this great gem. That, I, too, would live by.

All a colored man wants is loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit.

7/2/2010 8:26:38 AM

Quote :

"you are a fag."

Quote :

"Damnstraight."

lol...
Who are y'all calling a fag?
The guy who doesn't read in the bathroom and wonders why people do,
or the guy who admits to both reading and jacking off while shitting.
haha

7/2/2010 8:30:27 AM

Quote :

"the advent of the smart phone has ruined any shit-time efficiency I might have had"

this.

7/2/2010 8:32:22 AM

Imagine how much differently the Great Project might have gone, BobbyDigital, had the iPhone been in your life at that time.

7/2/2010 8:34:45 AM

did every building get hit with that?

7/2/2010 8:35:51 AM

^^

hahhaa, no kidding. I had to use the campus map foldout that came in the course schedule booklets and a box of thumbtacks to track my progress.

I bet I would have easily shit in every building on campus had I been able to leverage smartphone technology to assist me in my quest.

7/2/2010 8:39:32 AM

"oh i should detour here to drop a deuce here today"

it's more that you have better shit to do than waste time actually pushing them out.

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 10:59 AM. Reason : pun intended]

7/2/2010 10:58:28 AM

for those who own a home or live in a place with more than 1 bathroom, do you always use the same one to take a dump or do you sometimes think "man, the guest bathroom hasn't been used in awhile. maybe i'll go run a test"

7/2/2010 11:01:21 AM

I go 70/30

Have the preferred toilet, but don't want the other one to feel left out

7/2/2010 11:05:03 AM

lol

90/10, the other is mostly for pissing and convenience of not having to walk up stairs with either your ass cheeks pinched together or your wang in a clamp, or if you're heading out and don't want to bother with going back upstairs.

7/2/2010 11:07:16 AM