Walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

7/1/2010 12:51:50 PM

I'll laugh at your joke!

BWAHAHAHA....hahahaha....hahahahha.....


wait for it...


HAHAHAHahhahahaha

7/1/2010 12:52:47 PM

7/1/2010 12:53:45 PM

7/1/2010 12:53:45 PM

Great, another joke that I can never, ever tell in public.

7/1/2010 12:57:15 PM

and pulling out your weiner is the first one

7/1/2010 12:57:56 PM

Ahhh! Is funny because it implies I have a small member! Hohohoho!

7/1/2010 1:02:30 PM

7/1/2010 1:03:26 PM

lmao @ op

7/1/2010 1:04:47 PM

nerd trap

7/1/2010 1:57:21 PM

Embed please:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM

7/1/2010 2:00:15 PM

^I'm not gonna lie, I enjoyed that

7/1/2010 2:09:57 PM

haha i'm so telling this at work in a min

7/1/2010 2:13:12 PM

An aloof stored procedure walks into a bar with two guns. People immediately run for the exit, and the flustered bartender yells, ”We don’t want any trouble!! Just put the guns down!!!!” The stored procedure looks at his guns, and then back at the bartender, and appears confused by the commotion. Then the aloof stored procedure yells, ”Calm down people, I have no triggers.”

Thanks everybody, don't forget to tip your waitresses’

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 2:26 PM. Reason : NERD COMEDY]

7/1/2010 2:24:29 PM

7/1/2010 2:24:52 PM

oh my

7/1/2010 2:26:23 PM

Quote :

"whats the deal with norton antivirus"

7/1/2010 2:28:25 PM

When women say they like guys with a great sense of humor, they don't mean this kind, but I love a good challenge.

7/1/2010 2:42:19 PM

2 guys walk into a bar.........the third guy ducked.

YUCK YUCK YUCK

7/1/2010 2:46:21 PM

7/1/2010 2:46:39 PM

thats the only funny xkcd and its ruined by the last panel sperging

7/1/2010 2:51:57 PM

Oh my god.

♥

7/1/2010 2:54:48 PM

lol

7/1/2010 6:42:05 PM

ok, i lol'd

7/1/2010 8:34:37 PM