While on vacation in Gatlinburg, my husband and I saw many things. One thing, however, was particularly disgusting and disturbing.

Our last day there, we parked in the parking deck behind the aquarium. As we stepped out of the car, we both smelled something terrible....the unmistakable odor of human shit. As we made our way to the elevator, we saw the culprit. There, in the corner of the parking deck, someone had taken a shit!!! Apparently it was fresh because it was still running down the wall.

Of course we took a picture of it.



Disclaimer: We were not as close to it as this pictures makes it seem. My husband's camera has really good zoom. We were far away, but unfortunately not far enough away to avoid the stench.

7/1/2010 1:53:18 PM

i guess everyone can now really say that gatlinburg parking garages smell like shit i suppose

7/1/2010 1:54:23 PM

jesus christ

That's hilarious

7/1/2010 1:55:21 PM

obligatory what do you expect, you were in Gatlinburg.

7/1/2010 1:57:07 PM

When you gotta go...

7/1/2010 1:57:23 PM

we drove through gatlinburg when we were in the mtns last month. that's all it took for me to realize it was a shithole.

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 1:59 PM. Reason : ads]

7/1/2010 1:57:36 PM

if my two choices are

a) shit my pants

or

b) shit on the wall of gatlinburg's parking garages while slackjawed people take pictures

guess which one im choosing every time?

7/1/2010 1:58:56 PM

there ahve been one or two instances in my life when i wondered if something like htis would have been necessary.

LOL

7/1/2010 1:59:12 PM

why ruin some perfectly good pants?!

7/1/2010 1:59:46 PM

Very creamy feces

It more resembles a chocolate shake

7/1/2010 2:01:13 PM

god im glad slave is back

7/1/2010 2:01:33 PM

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,

7/1/2010 2:01:52 PM

haha, is that a fly in that picture? It has a shadow.

7/1/2010 2:03:53 PM

^AHAHAHHA I just saw that

7/1/2010 2:05:21 PM

Quote :

"While on vacation in Gatlinburg"

There's your first problem...

7/1/2010 2:06:36 PM

Gatlinburg?

MORE LIKE SCATLINBURG AMIRITE

7/1/2010 2:07:03 PM

Gatlinburg is definitely not one of our preferred vacation destinations, but this was a free trip paid for by my father-in-law. We did have fun though--we went white water rafting and hiking.

7/1/2010 2:10:44 PM

Quote :

"Gatlinburg? MORE LIKE SCATLINBURG AMIRITE"

7/1/2010 2:12:07 PM

damn that is some stupid looking shit

7/1/2010 2:12:32 PM

Quote :

"Gatlinburg? MORE LIKE SCATLINBURG AMIRITE"

lol

7/1/2010 2:12:37 PM

I'm not reading this whole thread, but did someone already make a Scatlinburg joke?

7/1/2010 2:14:52 PM

pics or it did-


what the fuck is wrong with you, nobody wants to see that

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/1/2010 2:18:19 PM

supercat329: ewww what's that smell?? That's disgusting!

supercat329's husband: ugh, i don't know HOLY MOTHERFUCK SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT ON THE WALL

supercat329: OMG, honey take a picture of it.

[Edited on July 1, 2010 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/1/2010 2:24:07 PM

Get out of the picture, fly!

7/1/2010 2:24:45 PM

^^ actually, it was my husband's idea to take the picture. I was nagging him to hurry up because it stunk so bad.

7/1/2010 2:26:05 PM

Who Pooped the Bed?

7/1/2010 3:01:48 PM

the OP almost sounds jealous of the spectacular deuce slumped against the wall... was is the scent or was it the consistency that really caught her interest?

7/1/2010 3:13:05 PM

That fly has just hit the mother load! You know he is having a good day!

7/1/2010 3:16:36 PM

red x fail

7/1/2010 3:17:38 PM

LOL! That looks like it was an explosive number-two emergency!

CODE TEN ABORT!!!1

7/1/2010 3:19:01 PM

10/10, would read again A+++++++

7/1/2010 3:24:35 PM

MUD BUTT

7/1/2010 7:05:56 PM

how do you get it on the wall exactly?

7/1/2010 7:48:30 PM

bend forward instead of squatting, looks like it'd have been pretty explosive anyways

7/1/2010 7:49:30 PM

this thread was good for a lol on the subway today

wtf

7/1/2010 7:50:33 PM

I'm guessing that person shit their pants well before they made it to that corner.

I lol'd when I saw the fly, it just makes the picture whole.

7/1/2010 11:28:55 PM

Quote :

"obligatory what do you expect, you were in Gatlinburg."

seriously.

7/1/2010 11:31:54 PM

Sorry. I really had to go. It was dern near touchin' my britches.

7/2/2010 1:48:12 AM

Did you ever notice that, in these kind of situations (coming across human poop in public), it is always human diarhea and not a nice fibrous log of feces? I see pics like this and my heart immediately goes out to the poor person who was reduced to spraying poo in a public parking garage.

Have some sympathy, people.

7/2/2010 7:00:55 AM

Perhaps this incident was caused by someone over-indulging at one of the many pancake houses in Gatlinburg. Maple syrup does have a laxative effect.

7/2/2010 9:04:21 AM

OMG, I CAN SMELL IT.


SHIT.

7/2/2010 9:26:42 AM

7/2/2010 10:03:39 AM

indian food?

7/2/2010 10:56:36 AM

I hope that person had something to wipe with or there would be some serious chafing after that incident.

7/2/2010 1:40:08 PM

Obviously the person who did this didn't wipe their ass because whatever they had used would be right there with the shit. Who would wipe their ass after an explosive shit like this and then take the tissue/cloth/newspaper (or whatever they used) with them? This person shitted on the wall/ground and didn't wipe! You know their ass was still caked with shit after walking away...

7/2/2010 5:05:31 PM

ahahahhahahahahahahhahaha

7/2/2010 5:06:38 PM

That is a supercat329 shit. Damn girl, what were you eating?

7/2/2010 5:45:48 PM

thats a pretty shitty thing to see while on vacation

7/2/2010 5:47:28 PM

was either her or her husband...otherwise, they would of seen the shitter fleeing the scene of the shit......

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 5:51 PM. Reason : w]

7/2/2010 5:50:19 PM

hahaha great thread

7/2/2010 5:51:23 PM