Haha, my 'Murrcan friend emailed this to me... I don't care if it old or cliched or whatever. Gave me a bit of a chuckle, so bite me!

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?

Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

7/3/2010 6:51:19 PM

I know where

7/3/2010 6:52:48 PM

white man invented iPhones

system improved

chief pwnt

[Edited on July 3, 2010 at 7:13 PM. Reason : .]

7/3/2010 7:13:24 PM

iToy lost signal, chief still balls deep with 3 wives.

7/3/2010 7:15:53 PM

iToy moved to Verizon, system improved.

7/3/2010 7:20:56 PM

chief got skype and a netbook for facebook stalking and fucking. System pwnt.

7/3/2010 7:22:46 PM

The day he elected a black man as president? HAHA, JK! I just wanted to be the first to say it...

7/3/2010 7:23:33 PM

^ I was thinking more along the lines of allowing the black man to vote. But I didn't want to be the first to throw out a racist comment.

7/3/2010 7:24:43 PM

This is The Wolf Web. If you ain't first kid, you is last.

7/3/2010 7:26:05 PM

Since the race seal is broken. The white man fucked up when he brought the first slaves over.

7/3/2010 9:19:56 PM

the white man went wrong when he decimated the native peoples of the Americas

then again I might be biased because my mom's dad is one of the few surviving descendants of the natives


wait wait, even better...the white man went wrong when he sought to conquer his religion's holy land for himself

(no bias here...neither christian nor muslim nor jew)

7/3/2010 9:23:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA....dude thanks for that! HAHAHAAHAHAH, and comign from someone who is half Blackfoot Native American, id have to agree with the joke, haha.

7/3/2010 9:59:41 PM

I wonder what snopes has to say about the joke

(1/4 Cherokee btw)

7/3/2010 10:04:10 PM

Cherokee represent!

7/3/2010 10:47:03 PM

Sweet. You guys should open a casino.

7/3/2010 10:50:06 PM

sry, not enrolled in the band

[Edited on July 3, 2010 at 10:58 PM. Reason : you could say my grandpa's family was off the reservation

7/3/2010 10:57:29 PM

Werewolves ITT.

7/4/2010 12:07:11 AM

Too bad Native American tribes did had a system of taxation and you did have to pay the medicine man

7/4/2010 12:11:58 AM