i should or should not start playing World of Warcraft again

This has been an AstralAdvent plea

7/3/2010 9:04:45 PM

don't unless you want to be an unemployed basement-dweller with no sex life

7/3/2010 9:06:15 PM

the peak of my sex life was during my world of warcraft binge, though the two were totally unrelated.






actually i think shunning my woman made her a better gf

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[Edited on July 3, 2010 at 9:12 PM. Reason : i rarely sleep and theres only so many times you can beat off at 4 am.]

7/3/2010 9:07:39 PM

Get a girl in the game

7/3/2010 11:13:21 PM

warcraft sucks balls. i used to play it a lot until i realized this.

7/3/2010 11:13:33 PM

go outside

7/3/2010 11:14:18 PM

don't unless you want to be an unemployed basement-dweller with no sex life

7/4/2010 12:17:38 AM

Dont get a girl in game, they are all attention whoring bitches who only play for the fact they get so much attention from random guys on teh internetz.

7/4/2010 12:18:59 AM

lol, I totally walked into my bosses office last week.... where she was playing WoW on her laptop. No wonder she wasn't answering her phone or email

7/4/2010 1:54:25 AM

I've had a lot of success banging chicks that played online games (UO, WoW, etc.). Not every girl that plays MMOs is ugly or fat.

It also helps if, like me, you're the GM of a large guild and can ensure that she gets the best loot and easiest healing assignment. It doesn't even matter if she's terrible; no one is going to say anything about the GM's lady. I always fucked chicks with at least above average skill though, because they're basically a heal bot for when you want to farm random, unimportant things, such as the Valor BP, when you already have Tier 2. I did try to speed the runs up though, by doing things such as pulling the entire whelp room at once, and pulling Drakkisath into the pull room before the Orb room.

They also understand that the dick must be sucked while you're logged in.

7/4/2010 2:08:27 AM

nerds

7/4/2010 3:18:11 AM

^^ which side are you on again?

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7/4/2010 9:48:49 AM

I reupped for the cataclysm event. So far I'm not impressed with 3.3 (ICC content). I WILL be back for rated battlegrounds though

7/4/2010 9:54:32 AM

its weird everybody i know irl who plays and is my age is cool / not a virgin / has friends but older & younger people are no friend virgin basement dwellers to be or unemployed basement-dwellers

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7/4/2010 9:59:28 AM

I think the fact that you have to make a justification/ announcement like that is a perfect reason to not go back to the game ever again.

7/4/2010 10:22:09 AM

Do like me and only reup your acct during holiday season

7/4/2010 10:42:33 AM

Quote :

"I've had a lot of success banging chicks that played online games"

Wait...actual banging or some kind of virtual banging?

I may need to get in on this Warcraft shit.

7/4/2010 10:56:33 AM

Probably has more to do with him as a person than the fact that he played some game

7/4/2010 10:58:28 AM

You should start playing again. That way, you'll be on TWW less.

7/4/2010 11:04:41 AM

I knew a few girls who played casually because we or their bfs played, they were somewhere on this line decent-----hot. The myspaces I saw of girls in my guild were like 90% rough, though I was in like the #3 guild on my server at the time

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7/4/2010 11:49:26 AM

7/4/2010 5:59:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L640vc_XBjk

7/4/2010 9:08:00 PM

the peak of my sex life was during my world of warcraft binge, though the two were totally unrelated.

[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 1:25 AM. Reason : ]

7/5/2010 1:24:42 AM

do it

7/5/2010 11:08:33 AM

I wish I could, but I'm going back to school in the fall and I can't afford to make any mistakes.

7/5/2010 11:14:12 AM

According to AstralAdvent:

AA3 = Gay

WoW = Cool as fuck

7/5/2010 11:15:25 AM

Quote :

"I've had a lot of success banging chicks that played online games (UO, WoW, etc.)."

when you drop your standards enough you can have a lot of success doing anything

7/5/2010 12:11:40 PM

I just realized that my WoW account has finally expired. Actually expired a couple of weeks ago, now that I look it up.

I don't miss it.

7/5/2010 12:22:45 PM

There are better fpses than AA3

there isn't an mmorpg close to being as well made as wow. well as of when i stopped playing like 2 years ago

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7/5/2010 1:35:15 PM

there are only like 15 people that play aa anyway. who really cares how good or bad the game may be.

7/5/2010 1:38:09 PM

You and I must not be talking about the same AA then.

But yeah, WoW is for fat dudes who cry about losing it. AA is for people who jerk off. There's something for everyone apparently.

7/5/2010 1:39:02 PM

You are probably right.

7/5/2010 1:39:27 PM

seriously who still plays fps on pc?

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[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 1:40 PM. Reason : Cod 4 is pretty much the best fps of all time in the last 10 years]

7/5/2010 1:39:33 PM

^I played Team Fortress 2 last night

7/5/2010 1:40:52 PM

^^I don't believe that to be in any way shape or form accurate.

7/5/2010 1:41:38 PM

thats not really an fps, in the same way that mario kart isn't a racing game

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[Edited on July 5, 2010 at 1:41 PM. Reason : its like laser tag]

7/5/2010 1:41:38 PM

Any FPS with auto-aim is absolutely retarded. Although I do understand that the retards need that to help them win.

7/5/2010 1:51:02 PM

you shut your mouth

Doom is the best game ever

7/5/2010 10:22:06 PM