7/7/2010 9:18:35 AM

I also anticipate a parody involving "beating the meat"

thanks Tdub!

7/7/2010 9:19:13 AM

:O

7/7/2010 9:19:16 AM

7/7/2010 9:20:20 AM

parody created as requested

7/7/2010 11:14:16 AM

^^whoa that's awesome

7/7/2010 11:14:52 AM

lol

5/13/2011 12:32:10 AM

Why are warm-water seals so gotdam impressive to people?
They are known to viciously attack on a whim and are the only known predators of great white sharks.

5/13/2011 12:34:07 AM

^Orcas also go after great whites, as evidenced by a NatGeo special "The Whale That Ate Jaws" or something or other

5/13/2011 12:48:17 AM

manatees are not warm water seals. They are quite different. More like water hippos. Seals are more like water wolves.

5/13/2011 12:49:04 AM

Quote :

"water hippos"

african hippos hate water and are known to avoid water at all costs

5/13/2011 12:51:36 AM

water wolves haha

5/13/2011 12:51:37 AM

In b4 jokes about manatees and Jaybee

5/13/2011 12:52:33 AM

Quote :

"african hippos hate water and are known to avoid water at all costs"

millions of years ago some of their ancestors (not todays hippos) took to water habitats.

5/15/2011 10:39:19 AM

You missed the joke.

Regular hippos pretty much are water hippos.

[Edited on May 15, 2011 at 10:46 AM. Reason : ]

5/15/2011 10:45:50 AM

YOU MISSED THE JOKE.

THE SIMPSONS DID IT.

5/15/2011 1:30:15 PM

i was pwnt by the troll

5/16/2011 7:48:22 PM

FACT: Being a were-seal is significantly less fun than being a werewolf


FACT: 2 manatees working in tandem are capable of taking down anywhere from 4-5 waterwolves in under 3 seconds

5/16/2011 7:50:38 PM

manatandem

5/16/2011 8:38:38 PM

manatees fucking love lettuce

5/16/2011 8:40:30 PM

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 9:16 PM. Reason : omg vicious manatee attack!!!]

5/16/2011 9:15:51 PM

I think he should be more concerned with THE FREAKING INVISIBLE OCTOPUS RIGHT BEHIND HIM

5/16/2011 9:20:05 PM

oh my god you are right

5/16/2011 11:16:25 PM

Manatees are different from hippos because they are domesticated.

You can think of them as sea-cows.

5/17/2011 1:29:03 AM

http://www.hornymanatee.com

5/17/2011 2:32:55 AM

It's gone.

I guess they didn't figure it was worth keeping around after Conan left.

5/17/2011 2:34:51 AM

Manatees are the pit bulls of the sea. Vicious by birth, but you can train them not to be quite as vicious.

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 8:58 AM. Reason : s]

5/17/2011 8:57:20 AM

Quote :

"I think he should be more concerned with THE FREAKING INVISIBLE OCTOPUS RIGHT BEHIND HIM "

haha, no shit. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

5/17/2011 10:36:27 AM

manatee crumple zone

5/17/2011 10:43:26 AM

are manatees friendly? Hippos definitely do not like humans. I learned this watching the wild boyz w/the jackass guys

5/17/2011 12:00:42 PM

The invisible octopus also appears to have a giant invisible camera.

5/17/2011 1:29:05 PM

Also,
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/dugong/
*yes, I know, they're not the same thing. Thank you, sea creature pedants.

[Edited on May 17, 2011 at 3:36 PM. Reason : s]

5/17/2011 3:36:06 PM

haha, manatees sure do love drinking water

5/31/2011 1:53:06 AM