i think Kenny Powers wrote the first one for MoJoes Burger Joint
http://www.menuism.com/restaurants/mojoes-burger-joint-raleigh-212278

Quote :

"Gimme fries with that shake. get the big mo. dont fuck around with any of those other burgers, just dont. get the big mo, and you should probably get it with bacon so you dont come off as being a fucking pussy. the fries suck ass, so get the homemade chips. also, all the sauces besides ketchup and mustard cost extra, so if you ask for them after everything else they usually freak out about it. they got damn good sweet tea, though, and a nice patio. also, the waitresses there are mostly fucking HOT."

7/7/2010 5:28:07 PM

Gimme fries...even though they suck ass

7/7/2010 5:29:23 PM

and i dunno what that guy was talkin about because i like the crinkle cut fries

7/7/2010 5:29:49 PM

Quote :

"The substance was codeine syrup, according to the Mobile County Sheriff’s Office. This codeine cough syrup is mixed with soft drinks and is called “purple drank”. You can not get much more ghetto than “purple drank” unless you are huffing or dipping cigarettes in embalming fluid."

7/7/2010 5:30:02 PM

that same guy has written 41 reviews for that site

http://www.menuism.com/users/haledixon/journal/by-filter_reviewed

[Edited on July 7, 2010 at 5:31 PM. Reason : all on same pageish]

7/7/2010 5:31:05 PM

Hard Times Cafe

Quote :

"Bowls of meat. i used to work on glenwood ave and this was my favorite place, there, to eat. it’s mainly a chili place but i tried it once and seriously, it’s a huge fucking bowl of meat and cheese. i didn’t shit right for like 3 days. after that i stayed mostly with the chicken sandwich, which is pretty much what i eat wherever i go. the waitstaff is ok, great if you like the smell of a locker room (sitting outside helps with the smell but not the service). strangely enough this was also the fav restaurant of my then bosses, which was bizarre considering they’re vegetarian. i guess that says something.. either about them or about the place. i dunno which."

7/7/2010 5:37:35 PM