Nigerian man arrested with bags carrying 70 dead babies, like you do

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/africa/10545760.stm

7/8/2010 8:02:07 AM

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weird story.



In before dead baby jokes...

7/8/2010 8:22:16 AM

what's the best way to get a baby out of a blender?







































nachos!

7/8/2010 8:32:24 AM

what's more fun than tying a dead baby to a ceiling fan?






































stopping it with a shovel!

7/8/2010 8:37:53 AM

what's better than 10 dead babies in a trashcan?




































1 dead baby in 10 trashcans!

7/8/2010 8:39:19 AM

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bricks or a truck full of dead babies?
















































A truck full of dead babies because you can use a pitchfork.

7/8/2010 8:49:36 AM

What's worse than a truckful of dead babies?




































One still alive at the bottom

7/8/2010 8:50:50 AM

What's worse than that?




































If he eats his way out

7/8/2010 8:51:24 AM

what's better than a dead baby nailed to a tree?





































a dead baby nailed to a puppy!

7/8/2010 8:51:26 AM

And what's worse than that?




































If he goes back for seconds

7/8/2010 8:51:55 AM

What's the difference between a Volkswagen and a pile of dead babies?













I don't have a Volkswagen in my garage!

7/8/2010 8:52:34 AM

So, how many bags was he carrying then???

Haha, the story is actually kinda funny

Quote :

"A man carrying bags containing more than 70 dead babies has been arrested in Nigeria. He was employed by the Lagos University Teaching Hospital to take the corpses to a cemetery. The worker was allegedly trying to dump the corpses as he could not afford burial fees. A hospital spokesman said it was co-operating with police investigations into the incident. A BBC correspondent in Lagos says many families are too devastated to deal with the dead babies and others cannot afford morgue fees, so abandon them outside hospitals. Hospitals hire contractors to bury the corpses. 'Embarrassment' A police preliminary investigation also led to the arrest of some workers in the Department of Morbid and Anatomy at the teaching hospital, said Lagos state police public relations officer Frank Mba. He also said that the suspect had not intended to use the bodies in any rituals. "We are sure that the suspect is neither a ritualist nor a murderer nor a trafficker. Other contending issues like corruption and abuse of office will be investigated," Mr Mba added. The hospital described the incident as an embarrassment to the organisation. The BBC's Fidelis Mbah says there's been a state of shock and disbelief among people in Lagos who cannot believe that a hospital with the magnitude of Lagos University Teaching Hospital would allow a contactor to handle that many corpses without supervision from its staff. "

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 8:56 AM. Reason : baby died, guess we should return it to the hospital]

7/8/2010 8:53:50 AM

its too late now, he's marked by the story

7/8/2010 8:56:10 AM

lol

7/8/2010 9:17:59 AM

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?




























When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

7/8/2010 9:42:25 AM

In a way I feel bad for the guy. I'm sure he's not the only one who does this

7/9/2010 1:48:07 AM

what's the difference between a dead baby and a paperweight?







































you can't fuck a paperweight!

7/9/2010 2:23:56 AM

What's the difference between dead baby jokes and Uwe Boll movies?





















Nothing!

7/9/2010 3:09:53 AM