I've helped several people over the last few weeks, and I'd like to help you too!

PM me your issues (or post them here if your significant other isn't on TWW) and I'll do what I can to help you and your mate work through the troubles, leading to a long and blissful life together.



Everything shared with me via PM will be kept in the strictest of confidence.

7/8/2010 12:29:25 PM

my bitch wont suck dick in the car

what i do bout that

7/8/2010 12:29:56 PM

^

7/8/2010 12:30:48 PM

his bitch wont suck dick in the car

what he do bout that

7/8/2010 12:31:04 PM

she wont let the homies have none either

7/8/2010 12:31:35 PM

this seems to be about two months late.

oh well. done now lol

7/8/2010 12:31:36 PM

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"my bitch wont suck dick in the car what i do bout that"

Drive somewhere secluded where there is no risk of anyone seeing you. Randomly mention how horny you've been all day, and then just whip it out and start playing with yourself. If she cares about you and wants to please you, she'll help you out. If she flat out refuses and calls you a pervert, dump the prude.

7/8/2010 12:34:05 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=597193

7/8/2010 12:34:33 PM

Relationship Counseling is not Psychiatric Advice.

And everyone knows you can't be trusted with a bag of nickels.

7/8/2010 12:36:16 PM

would you please post your credentials and information regarding your doctorate.

7/8/2010 12:38:47 PM

yeah, thumper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> gronke

7/8/2010 12:39:37 PM

I have this really big secret that someone told me, and they made me promise not to tell a friend of mine. However, I know the friend of mine would want to know this secret, and I feel like I'm betraying them. What should I do?

7/8/2010 12:42:23 PM

I'm looking for a good time with a chick with big tits (D or better) & a desire for raw sweaty sex that rivals my own. I don't have to know her, and it's actually probably better that she doesn't care to get to know me. How do I find this girl?

7/8/2010 12:42:47 PM

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"would you please post your credentials and information regarding your doctorate."

I've been around the block?

I know how most women think, and I like to think I know enough about men (and how they think) to actually give some insight with most situations.

7/8/2010 12:43:01 PM

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"I have this really big secret that someone told me, and they made me promise not to tell a friend of mine. However, I know the friend of mine would want to know this secret, and I feel like I'm betraying them. What should I do?"

My spidey sense tells me this really big secret was actually a really big sham, and was just a test of your trustworthiness. Did you pass?

7/8/2010 12:44:13 PM

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"I'm looking for a good time with a chick with big tits (D or better) & a desire for raw sweaty sex that rivals my own. I don't have to know her, and it's actually probably better that she doesn't care to get to know me. How do I find this girl?"

I would suggest placing an ad on Craigslist Casual Encounters. But that site is overrun with horny men looking for sex, and very few horny women looking for sex. Who knows, maybe you'll get lucky. Make sure to post pics of your penis in your ad.

7/8/2010 12:47:21 PM

How do I get someone to stop talking to me.

7/8/2010 12:53:43 PM

7/8/2010 12:54:51 PM

ha there are like zero posts in the casual encounters nowadays

7/8/2010 12:54:56 PM

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"My spidey sense tells me this really big secret was actually a really big sham, and was just a test of your trustworthiness. Did you pass?"

Yes!

7/8/2010 12:55:03 PM

message_topic.aspx?topic=594679&page=1

7/8/2010 12:55:19 PM

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"ha there are like zero posts in the casual encounters nowadays"

shows how often i go there

back in the day (circa 2003 i guess) it was a-hoppin

7/8/2010 12:55:22 PM

no kiddin

now you gotta handle your business in the LTR section

7/8/2010 12:56:51 PM

I only have iPhone 3G, so I don't have any zoom for the P-nis pic

7/8/2010 12:57:23 PM

^If you have to zoom in to get a decent picture of your penis, then you are going to have even more problems finding a woman who is interested.

7/8/2010 12:58:46 PM

what is the best way to trick someone into commitment?

7/8/2010 12:58:51 PM

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"what is the best way to trick someone into commitment? "

A "surprise" pregnancy usually does the trick.

7/8/2010 12:59:42 PM

you must also have a first gen iPhone, because everyone knows that OS 4 lets you use a digital zoom

7/8/2010 1:01:09 PM

at that point ill just lt you borrow a picture of my penis

u can photoshop it white

7/8/2010 1:01:31 PM

^^^, ^^

haha i thought those posts were related, and I was like

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 1:01 PM. Reason : ]

7/8/2010 1:01:32 PM

surprise fake pregnancy to get the ring, then faked baby loss after the wedding is how my first marriage started.

7/8/2010 1:02:26 PM

7/8/2010 1:03:51 PM

dirty slut

7/8/2010 1:04:11 PM

FUUUUUUUUUCK...I've had zoom all this damn time!

7/8/2010 1:04:19 PM

my only problem is it dont zoom out enough to get in the picture

7/8/2010 1:04:58 PM

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"A "surprise" pregnancy usually does the trick. "

but i the person in question doesn't like babies. hehe

Quote :

"surprise fake pregnancy to get the ring, then faked baby loss after the wedding is how my first marriage started."

holy shit. not cool. i was just joking. cause i had a convo with thumper recently about children. and i knew tschudi would read this


[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 1:05:36 PM

o youre a dude

7/8/2010 1:05:59 PM

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" but i the person in question doesn't like babies. hehe "

You gotta do what you gotta do. If he don't like it enough to put a ring on it, then you gotta find another way to make him put a ring on it.

7/8/2010 1:06:56 PM

wow, perpetuating unwanted pregnancies since 2010!

7/8/2010 1:07:43 PM

hell put a "wring" around your chicken shit neck

7/8/2010 1:07:49 PM

O_o

7/8/2010 1:08:02 PM

I'm single. Help!

7/8/2010 1:09:27 PM

thumper i got his one



^log out

7/8/2010 1:10:05 PM

Queue 30000 pms.

7/8/2010 1:10:10 PM

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"I'm single. Help!"

Quote :

"Dr. Thumper's Relationship Counseling Thread"

Find a relationship. Then I will help you.

7/8/2010 1:10:52 PM

but srsly. getting pregnant on "accident" to get married seems like the worst idea ever. do people who do this think this through?!

1. you're pregnant. which seems great at first when you are still skinny. but the end result does not seem that fun.

2. you're married

3. you probably get a combo baby/wedding shower which is just like combo christmas/bday present. you totally get shafted and the baby gets everything because babies are cute and people would rather buy a onesie with ladybugs on it than a cutting board in the shape of a rooster.

4. i just read somewhere that kids end up costing like an average of $500,000

i mean, i <3 kids?!?

thumper also <3s kids hahaha

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2010 1:11:30 PM

Help me find a relationship or e-lationship so I can post ITT.

7/8/2010 1:11:47 PM

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"Help me find a relationship or e-lationship so I can post ITT."

I think you already have a few e-lationships

7/8/2010 1:12:47 PM

AFAIK, you will need to be single come August, right?

7/8/2010 1:12:48 PM

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"getting pregnant on "accident" to get married seems like the worst idea ever. do people who do this think this through?!"

No b/c people who do that are batshit insane. It's futile to even try to rationalize it.

7/8/2010 1:12:50 PM