Swingles All American 510 Posts user info edit post |
So, my roommate won the promotion that G105 was doing over July 4th weekend and she won tickets to the show and to a cocktail party to meet him!
So exciting! 7/8/2010 6:38:55 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
pppfftttt...hahahahaha 7/8/2010 6:39:44 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Please fuck him for me? 7/8/2010 6:40:23 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
grab his package 7/8/2010 6:41:04 PM |
Swingles All American 510 Posts user info edit post |
We plan on taking advantage of the situation....haha 7/8/2010 6:46:51 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
cut his vocal cords with a rusty box cutter 7/8/2010 6:47:16 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
What/who is a John Mayer? 7/8/2010 6:47:47 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "John Clayton Mayer (pronounced /'me?.?r/ MAY-?r;[1] born October 16, 1977) is an American musician. Born in Bridgeport, Connecticut and raised in Fairfield, Connecticut, he attended Berklee College of Music in Boston before moving to Atlanta, Georgia in 1997, where he refined his skills and gained a following. His first two studio albums, Room for Squares and Heavier Things, did well commercially, achieving multi-platinum status. In 2003, he won a Best Male Pop Vocal Performance Grammy Award for "Your Body Is a Wonderland".
Mayer began his career performing mainly acoustic rock, but gradually began a transition towards the blues genre in 2005 by collaborating with renowned blues artists such as B. B. King, Buddy Guy, and Eric Clapton, and by forming the John Mayer Trio. The blues influence can be heard on his album Continuum, released in September 2006. At the 49th Annual Grammy Awards in 2007 Mayer won Best Pop Vocal Album for Continuum and Best Male Pop Vocal Performance for "Waiting on the World to Change". He released his fourth studio album, Battle Studies, in November 2009.
Mayer's career pursuits have extended to stand-up comedy, design, and writing; he has written pieces for magazines, most notably for Esquire. He is also involved in philanthropic activities through his "Back to You" fund. Several high-profile romantic relationships and his involvement with the media caused him to become a tabloid staple, beginning in 2006." |
[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 6:48 PM. Reason : ^haha, i was posting this anyway]7/8/2010 6:48:14 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
seeing as how he's fucked Jessica Simpson and all those other hot celebs, i'm sure you really do have a shot 7/8/2010 6:48:42 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
dang debbie downer!
You never know! Maybe he is having that cocktail party so he can bwn some random average people. 7/8/2010 6:53:46 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
that's how John Mayer would say it
bahdy 7/8/2010 6:54:24 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
if you get lucky he might call you the n-word.
that's really the most that you should hope for. 7/8/2010 6:56:21 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
if I went he would be all like "mmmm sawahash, you're the finest girl in this room, bwn?" 7/8/2010 6:58:20 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
Ask him why he fucked over Jennifer Aniston. On second thought, don't ask him--I don't care.
I'm not an animal--I'm human! 7/8/2010 7:06:17 PM |
StillFuchsia All American 18941 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sorry 7/8/2010 7:07:18 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if you get lucky he might call you the n-word.
that's really the most that you should hope for." |
7/8/2010 7:58:11 PM |
fenway All American 3135 Posts user info edit post |
1) Sell Ticket. 2) Profit. 7/8/2010 8:09:20 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
7/8/2010 8:15:41 PM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
sorry for your loss 7/8/2010 8:16:02 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Ya know...a few years ago I would be on the John Mayer hate train too...but my mom BEGGED me to see him with her in concert, so I did b/c Ben Folds was opening, and he actually puts on a pretty damn good show
that said...wear a rubber suit just being in the same room with him at this "cock"tail party. That guy is dirty yo. 7/8/2010 8:18:36 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
More like John Gayer. 7/8/2010 8:24:52 PM |
Jaybee1200 Suspended 56200 Posts user info edit post |
^^ is your mom 30? 7/8/2010 8:58:29 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
He apparently has a huge penis. At least that's the rumor. 7/8/2010 9:28:27 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
John Mayer Vision
7/8/2010 9:29:39 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
not into it
though i guess admittedly i did like some of his blues trio stuff...does he even do that anymore? 7/8/2010 9:44:37 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^^ is your mom 30?" |
59...maybe 57 at the time of the concert.
she also likes Kelly Clarkson...don't hate.7/8/2010 9:52:39 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
since when are moms not allowed to like pop music?
my mom liked john mayer, kelly clarkson, etc
american idol was like her #1 jam. 7/8/2010 9:53:31 PM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
^ gets it. 7/8/2010 9:54:26 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "cut his vocal cords with a rusty box cutter" |
7/8/2010 9:56:56 PM |
ncstatepimp All American 1781 Posts user info edit post |
My girlfriend also won in this contest -- wonder how many people total will be winners? 7/8/2010 11:44:02 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i dare you to call him Clayton 7/9/2010 12:08:47 AM |
egyeyes All American 6209 Posts user info edit post |
I wish I could go! 7/9/2010 12:22:20 AM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
YOU CAN! 7/9/2010 12:28:20 AM |