I'm a cotdamn groupie

7/8/2010 10:18:12 PM

I can smell the sellout from here.
Ass.

7/8/2010 10:21:26 PM

7/8/2010 10:21:44 PM

how rude

7/8/2010 10:31:46 PM

Where's the peanut butter?

7/8/2010 10:32:11 PM

7/8/2010 10:34:40 PM

I'm just saying... it took me like 5 "oh shit..." errors to bring this thread to you. I would appreciate a little bit of respect, Ash.

7/8/2010 10:35:22 PM

7/8/2010 10:36:37 PM

7/8/2010 10:37:56 PM

7/8/2010 10:39:37 PM

7/8/2010 10:40:30 PM

I'm an idiot...it took me forever to realize why the video kept playing when I paused it and only the sound stopped

durrrr

7/8/2010 10:41:20 PM

Even cicadas need to dance.

7/8/2010 10:41:32 PM

7/8/2010 10:42:00 PM

^^^


tricked again... by EMCE


^ hahahahahahahahaha, when I read that blog, and saw that picture, I absolutely lost my shit. There was no more drinking a beer....there was no more eating dinner. There was only pain from falling off of the couch laughing, and rupturing a few internal organs.

[Edited on July 8, 2010 at 10:43 PM. Reason : edit]

7/8/2010 10:42:07 PM

I hope to one day make my offspring hack up a fish

7/8/2010 10:47:24 PM

I barely dented my fish. It flopped around as urgently as a half-dead fish can, as if to say "OHMYGODI'MBLEEDING!!!!!! WHAT THE F*CKING F*CK ARE YOU DOING???? IF YOU'RE GOING TO DECAPITATE ME, DO IT!!! KIIIIIIIIIILLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

I began to frantically hack at it, over and over, like a berserk war machine.


































and that... that was where EMCE shit in his pants, and thanked God that he had locked his door, so no one could walk in.... and see me him in a crumpled mass on the floor...

7/8/2010 10:54:35 PM

7/8/2010 10:55:53 PM

^^I read that the other day when I saw you post it on facebook

that blog really isn't that funny to me

7/8/2010 10:59:00 PM

Hey, Shawna....maybe a nice night of

EMCE RAPE

7/8/2010 11:00:10 PM

the humor in your small dick maybe

7/8/2010 11:00:39 PM

there are things that I could do with my small dick that would leave you in a state of horror for YEARS

7/8/2010 11:03:19 PM

YEAH LIKE HAVING TO LOOK AT IT
damn.

7/8/2010 11:04:50 PM

YO, FUCK DAT

7/8/2010 11:05:18 PM

You couldn't rape someone with your little girly arms, so the point is moot.

7/8/2010 11:06:30 PM

Good lord I'm dying, I have to go to bed after this one.

Quote :

"One misplaced finger on the keyboard and an email sent to client ending with; Retards, David."

7/8/2010 11:06:45 PM

HEY, I MAX OUT AT 255LBS ON BENCH, OK?!

I'm getting back into the gym, I swear. Fuck you guys. You're retarded and don't understand the internet

7/8/2010 11:15:01 PM

lolololol


that's the ultimate way to pwn any guy

YOU'RE A GIRLY MAN

7/8/2010 11:26:20 PM

yo, fuck dat

7/8/2010 11:41:16 PM

herbert hates you

7/8/2010 11:44:54 PM