Please help me understand why I just found my mom's reading glasses in the fridge.

7/8/2010 11:31:45 PM

she was reading nutrition labels!

7/8/2010 11:32:53 PM

Judging by her umm... figure... she's not the type to care about nutrition labels.

7/8/2010 11:33:35 PM

I'm fat and I read the labels of everything I eat.


But the true story is, she is putting them in there so they'll be cold later and she can diddle herself with them.

7/8/2010 11:34:23 PM

I think the real question is why are you living with your mom?

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 12:08 AM. Reason : OK you're 18... I keep forgetting not everyone here is as old as me ]

7/9/2010 12:08:07 AM

they overheated, of course

7/9/2010 12:08:48 AM

they last longer if you put them in the refrigerator

7/9/2010 12:11:43 AM

They stay crispy that way

7/9/2010 12:20:04 AM

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"But the true story is, she is putting them in there so they'll be cold later and she can diddle herself with them."

I concur

7/9/2010 12:20:32 AM

one time I found my sunglasses in my fridge because I had them sitting on top of my fridge and then they accidentally fell in when i opened it and didn't notice.

7/9/2010 1:31:20 AM

'cause yo momma is too cheap to buy a pair of cool glasses

7/9/2010 2:54:37 AM

LAFTA DELIVERS THE LULZ.

7/9/2010 2:56:14 AM

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" OK you're 18... I keep forgetting not everyone here is as old as me"

Me too

7/9/2010 2:56:19 AM

http://crazythingsparentssay.com/2010/07/07/funny-parent-quotes-crazyrtb/

7/9/2010 3:35:44 AM

I'm 29, have 2 kids, not married, my residence is my mom's house, have a degree, own a business, and plan on retiring in 11 years for the rest of my life.



Figure that one out.

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 5:13 AM. Reason : .]

7/9/2010 5:13:02 AM

Ever put the cereal in the fridge in the milk in the cabinet? I've caught myself once just before it happened. Probably the same sort of reason the glasses were in the fridge. Wait for something to start stinking and look where the glasses normally sit.

7/9/2010 5:20:27 AM

A++++ thread, would read again

7/9/2010 7:42:27 AM

i once folded socks from the laundry and put them in the fridge.



still have no clue why i did it

7/9/2010 7:46:09 AM

Trying to cool them down after being in the dryer?

7/9/2010 8:40:18 AM

I once lost my TV remote.....

it was in the fridge.

7/9/2010 8:51:19 AM

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"Judging by her umm... figure... she's not the type to care about nutrition labels."

Judging by her umm... figure... she was making sure there is enough fat and sugar in whatever she ate.

7/9/2010 8:53:24 AM

Wayside School is Falling Down, anyone? Mac lost one of his socks, it was in the fridge.

7/9/2010 10:00:29 AM

Riddle me that
Bo Bo dont know jack
Cuz Bo cant rap

7/9/2010 12:31:37 PM