Okay, folks. I need to get me a ho. Light my inbox up with your dollar bux pledges so's I can get laid and end this horrific dry spell.

7/9/2010 1:49:37 PM

No

7/9/2010 1:49:58 PM

if i pledge, does that mean i don't have to volunteer to do you?

7/9/2010 1:52:09 PM

Your money pledge ensures that you don't have to volunteer to do me. That's what the ho is fo.

7/9/2010 1:53:10 PM

try not being gross - then you might get laid legit.

7/9/2010 1:53:57 PM

You look like a mutant John C. Reilly

Good luck

7/9/2010 1:54:59 PM

Hey man, even Dewey Cox got laid.

7/9/2010 1:56:58 PM

His voice was that of heaven.

7/9/2010 1:58:50 PM

Quote :

"this will surely get you laid"

7/9/2010 1:59:15 PM

use your hand fucker

7/9/2010 2:19:49 PM

My hand has started to tell me it's not in the mood.

7/9/2010 2:37:36 PM

surprised it hasn't been a lifelong dry spell

I mean you look worse than I do and...well...

7/9/2010 2:39:20 PM

You should have mentioned this the other night, I would have tacked a few more bucks onto that check...or at the least written something funny on the "for" line at the bottom

[Edited on July 9, 2010 at 2:45 PM. Reason : beter face]

7/9/2010 2:44:44 PM

Yeah, that would have been hilarious if you had written "SEX" in the subject field.

7/9/2010 3:06:57 PM

when NyM410 gives me his rent check he always fills that line in with "love's eternal glory"

7/9/2010 3:22:28 PM

HAHAHA...PRICELESS

7/9/2010 3:25:33 PM

This is discouraging. Not one pledge. Might have to actually make some effort this weekend.

7/9/2010 4:50:52 PM

i'll get things moving with a $5 pledge if and only if you post nudes of her

7/9/2010 4:52:26 PM

Ok... I don't want this to sound mean.... but if you stop wearing cut off jean (? or is it just blue?) shirts, that might help. :\

7/9/2010 4:52:49 PM

Quote :

"i'll get things moving with a $5 pledge if and only if you post nudes of her"

Son, I'll post pics of everything if this comes to fruition.

Quote :

"Ok... I don't want this to sound mean.... but if you stop wearing cut off jean (? or is it just blue?) shirts, that might help. :\"

Redneck ho's are perfectly acceptable.

7/9/2010 4:54:56 PM

If you dont have enough money to afford your own ho, then thats probably part of the problem already right there

7/9/2010 4:57:10 PM

Yessir. Dat be part of de prollem.

7/10/2010 2:29:00 PM

fix more cars.

7/10/2010 2:51:42 PM

can we have a call center for this likea PBS callathon

7/10/2010 5:30:00 PM

pm Optimum or evan

7/10/2010 5:37:34 PM

I likes de wimmens and pussy and titties.

I ain't into no man ass.

7/11/2010 10:56:06 PM

hahaha

7/12/2010 12:41:57 AM

^^^ closed for business, sorry.

^^ you don't need a downstairs hole for getting off.

7/12/2010 12:47:53 AM