I haven't been to the nudie bar in a while.

7/9/2010 8:06:52 PM

I haven't been to the nudie bar in a while.

7/9/2010 8:07:24 PM

I have never been to a nudie bar.

7/9/2010 8:08:45 PM

At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can`t touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the bundy`s KICK ASS
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar

7/9/2010 8:08:56 PM

when my bro and I were in ecuador, our tour guide asked us if we wanted to go to a strip club. we went and long story short, it was a whore house

7/9/2010 8:16:52 PM

^
You don't have to go to Ecuador to find a whore house disguised as a strip club....

7/9/2010 8:30:15 PM

there was no disguise. what he called a strip club was a straight up whore house...there was no stage, no DJ, no lap dances for $20...we walked in and the girls lined up

7/9/2010 8:36:38 PM

I haven't been to the nudie bar in a while.

7/9/2010 8:42:48 PM

^^ So, how much did you end up paying?

7/9/2010 8:46:04 PM

It's a good thing that whores aren't shallow and will fuck anything that is old, ugly, and full of stds. It's nice to know I have options when I'm 60.

7/9/2010 8:53:27 PM