...Fucking moose-riders.

7/11/2010 6:32:48 PM

true story, Smarties were the first chocolate hard candy that I had (course I was living in England at the time)

So M&Ms are Smarties IMO.

7/11/2010 6:50:43 PM

7/11/2010 6:56:50 PM

wait a minute

you're very clearly saying that, in Canada, little chocolate candies with a hard shell (M&Ms...) are called Smarties

that's fucked up man

7/11/2010 7:35:40 PM

fucking hats.

7/11/2010 7:36:02 PM

smarties aren't chocolate covered candies, they are shitty sweetarts.

7/11/2010 7:37:49 PM

I didn't know smarties were used for anything other than an LSD delivery mechanism. The more you know...

7/11/2010 8:18:13 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties

You can buy M&Ms plus smarties in Canada. Two different companies.

7/11/2010 8:20:24 PM

TWO DIFFERENT COMPANIES
ONLY ONE CANDY

ONLY ONE MUST SURVIVE

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 8:23 PM. Reason : all caps movie trailer voice]

7/11/2010 8:22:58 PM

Also - only dark colored soda can have caffeine. Mountain Dew has no caffeine in Canada.

7/11/2010 8:24:47 PM

^They could just make "Mountain Dew - Black" or something. It would sound edgy and shit.


Also, I'm honestly very surprised no one has said anything about milk in bags.

7/11/2010 8:26:30 PM

how do you think the milk machines in fountain are loaded?

milk in bags

7/11/2010 8:28:33 PM

Yeah, but Canadians buy it in bags at stores.



[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2010 8:30:18 PM

oh.

the only liquids i've bought in canada have been water and booze.



i can see how that'd be great though

pisses me off to have my milk jug take up so much fridge space when it's 90% empty.

7/11/2010 8:33:21 PM

well, you have to get a pitcher to put the milk in so you can pour it, so you have the same problem as far as it taking up space.


once you open a bag, theres no way to seal it. one reason super pasteurized milk is so popular here.

7/11/2010 8:39:34 PM

^^It seems like it would be a lot harder to pour and reseal....

Like if you only wanted a cup of milk, for a recipe or something. Getting precision pouring from a bag full of liquid...

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 8:40 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2010 8:40:38 PM

oh well that's lame

i would have thought they'd have had screw tops or something

hell, my plastic flasks even have that

http://www.disposableflasks.com/

which, these are fucking tits

7/11/2010 8:43:34 PM

by the way, smarties suck

the candy shell is way too thick and the chocolate is kind of chalky- doesnt melt very well.

7/11/2010 8:45:02 PM

if they can put wine in a bag with a spout, i think they can swing milk too

7/11/2010 8:53:23 PM

they could, but they don't


its just in a bag you have to cut the corner off with a pair of scissors


or you can get pints and half gallons in a paper carton.

7/11/2010 8:57:45 PM

But many Smarties of the sweet-tart variety are actually made in Canada and imported to the USA. The plot thickens!

7/11/2010 8:58:11 PM

^http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(Ce_De_Candy)

[Edited on July 11, 2010 at 8:59 PM. Reason : .]

7/11/2010 8:59:22 PM