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I put in a random thing I wrote on Facebook and it said that I write like Dan Brown. Then I put in:

"You spin me right round baby.

Right round.

Like a record baby, right right round"

And it said I write like Ian Fleming (Author/creator of James Bond).

7/14/2010 12:27:17 PM

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"Niggers raped my chinese daughter and impregnated her with their alien sperm."

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"You write like James Joyce"

7/14/2010 12:30:24 PM

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"I stroke it to the East. I stroke it to the West. I stroke it to the woman that I love the best!"

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"Bram Stoker"

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"You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault!"

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"Stephen King"

ok, this shouldn't be this much fun...

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 12:33 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 12:32:23 PM

Ha! It said I write like Agatha Christie. Must be something in the Christie name.

7/14/2010 12:35:35 PM

I put in the first half of an article I wrote for work and it told me Dan Brown. Then I put in the second half and it said Vladimir Nabokov. Pretty sure neither of those is accurate at all.

7/14/2010 12:38:24 PM

"piss my shit and shit my fuck you tit"

gave me Chuck Palahniuk

7/14/2010 12:40:42 PM

I put in a bunch of different things I wrote but the most frequent writer I got was Stephen King.

7/14/2010 12:40:44 PM

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"You sound butthurt. You might want to use more lube next time."

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"I write like Chuck Palahniuk"

7/14/2010 12:40:58 PM

put in the first 3 paragraphs of my thesis (Predictive Pathways for Chinese Democratization) and got Dan Brown, which makes no sense.

put in the entire book of Revelation from the Bible and got William Shakespeare

lulz

7/14/2010 12:44:07 PM

^ Who would have been more appropriate? "God?"

7/14/2010 12:45:51 PM

i put in a line from my latest research paper:

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"Degradation of atrazine to hydroxyl atrazine (also called hydroxyatrazine or AT-OH) – a chlorine atom in the atrazine molecule is replaced with a hydroxide molecule, thereby changing it into hydroxyl atrazine. Hydroxyl atrazine is much less toxic than atrazine and is predisposed to phase 2 reactions of conjugation (which in turn produce more water soluble products)."

and received:

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"H. G. Wells"

7/14/2010 12:47:30 PM

margaret atwood

7/14/2010 12:50:56 PM

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"He thinks that man is me! He knew him at a glance! That stranger he has found This man could be my chance Why should I save his hide Why should I right this wrong When I have come so far And struggled for so long? If I speak, I am condemned If I stay silent, I am damned! I am the master of hundreds of workers They all look to me How can I abandon them, how can they live If I am not free? If I speak, I am condemned If I stay silent, I am damned! Who am I? Can I condemn this man to slavery Pretend I do not see his agony This innocent who bears my face Who goes to judgment in my place Who am I? Can I conceal myself for evermore? Pretend I'm not the man I was before? And must my name until I die Be no more than an alibi? Must I lie? How can I ever face my fellow man? How can I ever face myself again? My soul belongs to God, I know I made that bargain long ago He gave me hope, when hope was gone He gave me strength to journey on Who am I? Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! And so Javert, you see it's true, That man bears no more guilt than you! Who am I? 24601!"

Yields Charles Dickens. I guess that's pretty close.

7/14/2010 12:57:30 PM

I put in a few of my writings and I got the following: Dan Brown, Bram Stoker, Dan Brown, Mario Puzo, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, James Fenimore Cooper and Harry Harrison.

I was almost half expecting Maynard James Keenan because I was so heavily influenced by Tool style lyrics when I was growing up. Apparently not.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 1:02 PM. Reason : Just got H. P. Lovecraft on another one. ]

7/14/2010 1:00:44 PM

^That is what you get for thinking this program had any real depth.

7/14/2010 1:01:34 PM

^ I didn't think it did. I'm guessing it takes keywords and pharses and the BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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7/14/2010 1:03:10 PM

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"LAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWLAWL"

"Fareako"

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 1:06 PM. Reason : fail]

7/14/2010 1:05:53 PM

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"I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. I'M A HUGE RAGING HOMO. "

"The5thsoth"

7/14/2010 1:10:38 PM

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"hey can you do me a favor? go fuck yourself"

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"You write like J. D. Salinger"

7/14/2010 1:10:46 PM

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"This statistical analysis tool is neither statistical nor analytical, but whoever conceived it is definitely a tool."

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"H.P. Lovecraft"

7/14/2010 1:13:06 PM

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"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

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"Stephen King"

7/14/2010 1:18:54 PM

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"All your base are belong to us."

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"William Shakespeare"

7/14/2010 1:23:47 PM

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"Chit Chat - hang out, socialize, and just generally screw around! May be NSFW (without warning)."

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"Jack London"

7/14/2010 1:25:44 PM

used my blog and tried a few different entries.

i got stephen king, james joyce, douglas adams, charles dickens and george orwell.

7/14/2010 1:32:35 PM

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"I realize this thread is about those who have started their own company.... which I have not. Hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight. I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each: Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture. Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources. Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few. Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really) Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors. Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc. This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small. I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation. If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!"

Chuck Palahniuk apparently

7/14/2010 1:35:58 PM

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"It tickled her fancy when i removed her bloomers and began sending girations through her baby maker. The post coital cigarette became a staple of our relationship."

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"I write like Vladimir Nabokov "

7/14/2010 1:36:36 PM

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"I know that we are young And I know that you may love me But I just can't be with you like this anymore Alejandro Ohh.. She's like revenge In a bucket And she won't look at you Won't look you at She hides through love Su bolsillo She got a halo around her finger Around you You know that I love you boy Hot like Mexico, rejoice At this point I gotta choose Nothing to loose Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch Just smoke one cigarette more Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro (2) Just stop Please, Just let me go Alejandro, Just let me go She's not broken She's just a baby But her boyfriend's like a dad, just like a dad Draw those flames that burn before him Now he's gonna find a fight, gonna fool the bad You know that I love you boy Hot like Mexico, rejoice At this point I gotta choose Nothing to loose Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro I'm not your babe I'm not your babe, Fernando Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch Just smoke one cigarette and run Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro (2) Dont bother me Dont bother me, Alejandro Dont call my name Dont call my name, Bye Fernando I'm not you're babe I'm not you're babe, Alejandro Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch, Fernando Dont call my name Dont call my name, Alejandro I'm not you're babe I'm not you're babe, Fernando Don't wanna kiss don't wanna touch. Just smoke one Ciggarette and run. Don't call my name Don't call my name Roberto. Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro (2) Don't call my name Don't call my name, Alejandro. I'm not you're babe I'm not you're babe, Fernando Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch Just Smoke one Ciggarette and run. Don't call my name Don't call my name, Roberto. Alejandro Alejandro Ale-ale-jandro Ale-ale-jandro (2)"

I write like
William Shakespeare

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7/14/2010 1:42:07 PM

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"I write like Stephanie Meyer."

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

7/16/2010 2:26:02 PM

Jeepin's is dead-on.

I put in my last album review and got David Foster Wallace.

7/16/2010 2:30:06 PM

I put in one of my film reviews and got

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"I write like Margaret Atwood"

I put in one of my short stories and got

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"I write like James Joyce"

7/16/2010 2:30:08 PM

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"Nigga, you ain't got to explain shit I've been robbing motherfuckers since the slave ships with the same clip and the same four-five Two point-blank, a motherfucker's sure to die That's my word, nigga even try to bogart have his mother singing "It's so hard...""

- William Gibson

7/16/2010 2:31:40 PM

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"Jeepin's is dead-on. I put in my last album review and got David Foster Wallace."

Put in a movie review I wrote and got the same thing, man.

7/16/2010 2:34:14 PM

lol. Pasted in http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html

got Arthur C. Clarke

7/16/2010 2:34:42 PM

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"A black bra and sheer cream blouse (paired with ripped faded jeans) is always the classiest of ensembles."

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"Margaret Atwood"

I had to Google her.

7/16/2010 2:40:18 PM

i put in my latest cover letter and apparently i write like David Foster Wallace

7/16/2010 2:42:59 PM

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"Hubert Selby Jr."

7/16/2010 2:44:30 PM

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"XXX Holland Road, Suite XXX Virginia Beach, Virginia July 8th, 2010 Mr. Eric XXXX XXXXX XXX Dodge Street Virginia Beach, Virginia XXXX URGENT NOTICE: THIS LETTER HEREBY NOTIFIES ERIC XXXXX XXXXX THAT HE HAS THIRTY (30) DAYS FROM DATE OF RECEIPT TO COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING ITEMS: 1. RETURN THE BALANCE OF $175. 2. RETURN 3/4TH BALANCE FOR BEER PURCHASED: $82.50 3. COMPLETE REFUND OF $2800 AND REMOVAL OF AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM FROM PROPERTY. TOTAL: $3057.50 FAILURE TO PERFORM WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE LEGAL ACTION FOR BREACH OF CONTRACT BY LAWFIRM XXXX & XXXXXX, LLC ON BEHALF OF XXX XXXXXX XXXXXX & XXXX "

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"Ian Fleming"

Remind me to never read Ian Fleming

7/16/2010 2:48:38 PM

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" FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE "

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"Arthur C. Clarke"

7/16/2010 2:50:20 PM

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"WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER "

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"Harry Harrison"

7/16/2010 2:51:37 PM

my second entry...something i just rattled off about my current mood, yielded Kurt Vonnegut


i am enjoying this far too much! haha

7/16/2010 3:17:23 PM

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"Where the fuck my thugs at ready or not nigga ain't no Turnin Back Where the fuck my hoes at who I pimp hard when they wanna get to a tap But you know you can do dat that luv I'm just hear to fuck you know dat luv Want you want baby roll it or what while you think about Twist me a douche you holdin me up how many bitches wanna ride wit me Or cum tru wit the top down like where my bitches at hop in make it fast don't slow me down Where the fuck my killers at end of the light weight now pop a gun wit them now Where the fuck them clowns at kickin the dough for the pussy by the hour where the them hoers at get your dough mama I'm ride till the end of the baby this life gonna drive me crazy Been getting high lately wonderin where the lord gonna take me Where the fuck my gangsters at coo never sweat under the gun Where the fuck my Mistress at at cock back ready to pop something Since you niggaz all about frontin let's how and when you want Ya don't want my thugs to get up on it leave it alone cuz we bought our liquor, now"

I write like
Mark Twain

7/16/2010 3:20:07 PM

I put in a snippet from a story I'm writing:

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"To think about it just exaggerates the distance across time. You have to understand, it was 75 years ago. It was a different country back then. New York was a different town back in '42."

And it says I write like Nabokov. Opinions, vinylbandit et al.?

7/16/2010 3:26:06 PM

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"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Put my glasses on, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city (Lets go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back I'm talking - pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones Drop-topping, playing our favorite cds Pulling up to the parties Trying to get a little bit tipsy Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight Till we see the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party don't stop Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys trying to touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now - we goin till they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us - Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight Till we see the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party don't stop Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up You got me now You got that sound Yea, you got me DJ, you build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up No, the party don't start until I walk in Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Imma fight Till we see the sunlight Tick tock, on the clock But the party don't stop Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh "

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"I write like Raymond Chandler"

7/16/2010 3:38:08 PM

jordan vandenberg

7/16/2010 4:20:03 PM

I write like Daniel Bliley.

7/16/2010 4:21:02 PM

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"David Foster Wallace "

[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 4:28 PM. Reason : i have no clue who that is. ]

7/16/2010 4:27:49 PM

7/16/2010 4:33:48 PM

i did 2.

one in my tww/blog/fb style and got david foster wallace

the second i copy and pasted something serious (school stuff) and got mario puzo

i think i might like the second one better just cause he is pretty badass. so i'm keeping him. even though in my day to day writing i am like david foster wallace. who is also cool. but i mean, he didn't write the godfather.

[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 4:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/16/2010 4:37:21 PM

^ahahahahhaahahh winner

7/16/2010 4:37:32 PM

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"To what an extent the Jew takes over foreign culture, imitating or rather ruining it, can be seen from the fact that he is mostly found in the art which seems to require least original invention, the art of acting. But even here, in reality, he is only a ' juggler,' or rather an ape; for even here he lacks the last touch that is required for real greatness; even here he is not the creative genius, but a superficial imitator, and all the twists and tricks that he uses are powerless to conceal the inner lifelessness of his creative gift. Here the Jewish press most lovingly helps him along by raising such a roar of hosannahs about even the most mediocre bungler, just so long as he is a Jew, that the rest of the world actually ends up by thinking that they have an artist before them, while in truth it is only a pitiful comedian. No, the Jew possesses no culture-creating force of any sort, since the idealism, without which there is no true higher development of man, is not present in him and never was present. Hence his intellect will never have a constructive effect, but will be destructive, and in very rare cases perhaps will at most be stimulating, but then as the prototype of the ' force which always wants evil and nevertheless creates good.' Not through him does any progress of mankind occur, but in spite of him."

I write like P. G. Wodehouse.

7/16/2010 4:49:53 PM