nothing at the farmer’s market tastes as good as licking yourself

http://hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com/

7/14/2010 4:03:30 PM

i feel like this has been done, but I could be wrong

7/14/2010 4:05:01 PM

i prefer hipster yak

7/14/2010 4:07:16 PM

^that makes me think emo ginger yak, not hipster

7/14/2010 4:08:16 PM

7/14/2010 4:08:36 PM

They won't dine at Lilly's Pizza--this much we know. Or do we? Hmm?

7/14/2010 4:08:41 PM

lol i love this site


lola is 40% sure she saw band of horses at the williamsburg waterfront, and 100% sure she took “a fuckload of drugs”






rocky has this book on his ipad too—and has read neither

7/14/2010 4:08:54 PM

hipster dogs always smoke cloves

7/14/2010 4:13:34 PM

its fun to go to “hip-hop karaoke” with mr. noodles, but he does the same biggie song like every damn time

7/14/2010 4:13:43 PM

^LOL

7/14/2010 4:15:46 PM

maggi and molli’s band spent more time shooting promo photos than writing music

7/14/2010 4:16:06 PM

margi tells people she does “graphic design” for a living, but in reality does “nothing”

7/14/2010 4:18:59 PM

arlo says the bullshit “no taping” policy at bb king’s blues club is a “third reich thought police tactic” and that it’s a tragedy this ween show will go undocumented

7/14/2010 4:33:45 PM

haha, great find

7/14/2010 4:40:28 PM

tobin lives in portland and his dj name is “diablo choady”

7/14/2010 5:10:42 PM

i prefer hipster yak

7/14/2010 5:13:51 PM

gunther saved the pbr, and therefore saved the fucking day

7/14/2010 5:17:55 PM

jasper puts on loft shows; his liquor license had been “pending” for roughly four years.


bahahahaha

7/14/2010 5:25:46 PM

Quote :

" arlo says the bullshit “no taping” policy at bb king’s blues club is a “third reich thought police tactic” and that it’s a tragedy this ween show will go undocumented"

funnay

7/14/2010 5:31:53 PM

dill can’t wait for them to announce the pitchfork festival lineup so he can make fun of it and then go to it anyway

7/14/2010 5:32:04 PM

when brooks met romy from the xx he was so wasted that he made her sign a st. vincent album

7/16/2010 12:59:59 PM

I saw this guy in downtown raleigh today:

7/16/2010 1:01:18 PM

Quote :

"arlo says the bullshit “no taping” policy at bb king’s blues club is a “third reich thought police tactic” and that it’s a tragedy this ween show will go undocumented""

hipsters don't listen to ween

7/16/2010 1:05:57 PM

hipsters listened to ween before it was mainstream

7/16/2010 2:28:20 PM

eegor has mixed feelings about wes anderson and made a flowchart to prove it

7/16/2010 4:43:20 PM

bahahaha


benny says the marina abramovic exhibit was “transcendent” even though he just went to look at boobs.

7/16/2010 10:40:41 PM

ween will never be mainstream

7/16/2010 10:45:25 PM

southpark is mainstream and ween was on south park

7/16/2010 10:48:12 PM

If it makes you feel better I'm at jackpot.

7/16/2010 11:54:38 PM

it doesn't

7/16/2010 11:56:41 PM

theodore is against the g-20, he assumes

7/26/2010 2:14:52 PM

the last time rufus rode his tall bike, he spent a month in a neck cone

8/27/2010 3:12:53 PM

i shall follow this tumblog

8/27/2010 6:58:51 PM

*LOVE*

8/27/2010 7:03:48 PM

“check out my etsy store too… my handle is coco-bro-sie”

9/10/2010 11:30:51 AM

margot was already the world’s worst roommate before she dropped the wii controller in the toilet somehow

9/20/2010 1:51:37 PM

chico, hard at work on his screenplay

9/24/2010 2:45:21 PM

9/24/2010 3:16:57 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA!

9/24/2010 4:01:35 PM

beast coast

10/3/2010 11:21:31 PM

drummer seeks bandmates for best shellac cover band in madison, wisconsin.

no posers.

10/12/2010 4:37:33 PM

10/12/2010 4:43:10 PM

^^ that dog sucks

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10/12/2010 4:44:30 PM

OMFG this shit is great

10/12/2010 4:45:14 PM

love this blog

10/12/2010 4:50:20 PM

it’s hard to play truly haunting “witch house” music when the bar makes you go on at 6pm

10/24/2010 8:55:54 PM

no one is angrier than linus about michigan’s four loko ban

11/5/2010 3:18:14 PM

Sooooooo fabulous!

11/5/2010 5:40:10 PM

taco’s favorite rapper is girl talk

12/3/2010 4:35:01 PM

set em up

12/5/2010 11:37:11 AM