Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Levi's 505 Regular Fit Denim Men's Shorts for $19.99
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_041T0001000P 7/15/2010 6:30:49 AM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
jorts can be sexy!
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Daisy Dukes are not jorts.
And how come this got moved to chit chat? I had it appropriately filed in Classifieds. 7/15/2010 8:27:23 AM
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GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Daisy Dukes are not jorts. " |
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Daisy Dukes are not jorts." |
incorrect...daisy dukes are shorts (as opposed to full-length) made from denim (or jeans)
daisy dukes are a subset of jorts...and they are sexy 7/15/2010 8:40:18 AM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
nothing wrong with a pair of jorts on a hot summer day
![](http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v82/247/60/11808449/n11808449_33431388_7763.jpg) 7/15/2010 8:44:38 AM
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MrsCake All American 1146 Posts user info edit post |
We need to get some of these to wear to quagmire02's wedding! 7/15/2010 11:34:08 AM
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Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
1. $20 for some jorts? 2. I wouldn't wear jorts if you paid me the $20. 7/15/2010 11:36:30 AM
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Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I like my jorts ![](images/frown.gif) 7/15/2010 11:36:33 AM
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elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Jesse noooooooo! 7/15/2010 11:43:28 AM
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ncstatetke All American 41128 Posts user info edit post |
Jesse yesssssss! 7/15/2010 11:54:50 AM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Haha. Silas is sporting jorts today. 7/15/2010 1:18:52 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148819 Posts user info edit post |
i'd rock some shit like this
![](http://www.pnsgear.com/girbaud%20shorts%20mens2.jpg) 7/15/2010 1:25:53 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
I see black people in Jorts a lot. 7/15/2010 2:52:15 PM
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mootduff All American 1462 Posts user info edit post |
well, for black people it's acceptable because the shorts are so long you're not sure if they are actually shorts or not.
and they can kick your ass. 7/15/2010 2:58:09 PM
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Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35780 Posts user info edit post |
i was watching an episode of Undeclared the other night and one scene Steven (Jay Baruchel) was hiding out from Eric and asked Lloyd to bring his jean shorts to him. My how styles have changed 7/15/2010 2:59:35 PM
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tschudi All American 6195 Posts user info edit post |
i really dislike the hipster trend of turning skinny jeans into jorts
and i see this a lot 7/15/2010 3:01:18 PM
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gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
^ +1 7/15/2010 3:13:30 PM
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quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "We need to get some of these to wear to quagmire02's wedding!" |
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th3oretecht All American 15540 Posts user info edit post |
^^^+2 7/15/2010 4:07:17 PM
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
ttt 7/14/2011 5:26:13 PM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
2 words that are the death of anything sexy
moobs
jorts 7/14/2011 5:27:51 PM
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begonias warning: not serious 19581 Posts user info edit post |
jorts are for geeds 7/14/2011 7:11:21 PM
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paerabol All American 17118 Posts user info edit post |
what is a geed 7/14/2011 8:27:05 PM
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Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Clearly you are a geed. TFM 7/15/2011 6:25:54 AM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
Jorts are underrated.
Snug, denim, classic.
Serious, unrefined, industrial.
And aerated in the leg portion.
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH JORTS 1/16/2015 1:00:00 AM
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stategrad100 All American 6606 Posts user info edit post |
be advised the Sears Link from 2010 is still live with the jorts sale
and a review is provided.
Quote : | "Long wearing Levi's with fitted leg openings I grew up in a time when Levi's did not make all the cuts of jeans they do now and my big legs would only fit in Wrangler's. I found these 505 jeans a couple years ago and have been very pleased with them and they have become my favorites.
As a person who is older now and without the legs of youth I wanted a jeans short that might be stylish and yet hide some of what I showed off in the past. These 505 jeans fit that need very well due to their cut and design. Leg openings on these jeans is big enough to move without restriction yet seems to taper and fit close to your skin as they go down giving a sleek look.
Length is just above the knee giving the cooling effect of shorts but with a small degree of modesty. These shorts can be dressed up or down as you choose and look great with sneeks.
Getting your wallet out of the rear pockets is quick and easy because of pocket size and placement. Front pockets are ideal in size being neither too small or too deep so that retrieving your keys is quick.
Belt loops are big and even the thickest belt will fit through them.
Levi's are machine wash and dry and iron well if a dressed look is needed. They are long wearing and retain their color for many years. These 505 shorts deserve a place in your drawers and come highly recommended.
I would recommend this product to a friend. by JoeyJingles Pocola, OK | Thu, Aug 26, 2010 " |
Quote : | "DESERVE A PLACE IN YOUR DRAWERS" |
Quote : | "hide some of what I showed off in the past" |
[Edited on January 16, 2015 at 1:03 AM. Reason : ] 1/16/2015 1:02:20 AM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "iron well if a dressed look is needed" |
I'm picturing this guy at church or a wedding with some starched up Jorts 1/16/2015 8:58:09 AM
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