1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
Fuck you.
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Salem,+Marion,+Oregon&ll=40.920933,-87.940088&spn=0.001522,0.003878&t=h&z=19
I slept under this freeway, next to these railroads, adjacent to that swamp. I got bitten by mosquitoes, chased by a pack of dogs, my gear was tossed around by raccoons playing beach volley ball and no less than 300 mice feasted on my peanut butter and tortillas
If I saw on the BBC that Lucifer had torn open the earth and emerged from a fiery slumber, My first thought would be "Hmm, i wonder if it was under the dairy queen in Clifton, IL." And then I'd change the channel to Jeopardy because I already know the answer to that question. 7/16/2010 3:44:39 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
why'd you sleep under a highway when there's a bunch of hotels just a few miles up the road?
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 3:47 PM. Reason : what are you poor? help the economy jerk] 7/16/2010 3:46:36 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
I, too, make a habit of sleeping on the ground and then complaining when my experience was less than five star. 7/16/2010 3:48:21 PM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
I live on the ground; this particular ground just happens to be the worst patch of ground in at least the Midwest, which, to be perfectly honest, contains a lot of shitty ground.o c
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : No complaints, only warnings here] 7/16/2010 3:49:27 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
If I'm ever a hobo I'll be sure to look up this thread 7/16/2010 3:51:10 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
You should write a nasty review of the underpass on tripadvisor. 7/16/2010 3:52:26 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
hobos with consistent access to an Internet connection....
now I've seen it all. 7/16/2010 3:53:56 PM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Fantastic Idea!
Just put one up:
To quote what I know to be the only quote ever spoken on Clifton - "Yo Dawg, I heard you like shitty places, so I put Clifton Illinois in Illinois, so you can be disgusted while you're disgusted"
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .] 7/16/2010 3:54:29 PM |
Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
stay cool out there. I would not want to live on the ground this time of year, or any time of the year really 7/16/2010 3:54:34 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
the ground under Raleigh freeways is much more luxurious 7/16/2010 3:55:33 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
7/16/2010 3:55:58 PM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
FYI, this was two years ago, I was just looking through pictures and reminiscing. I think I had suppressed this memory. 7/16/2010 3:56:25 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna file this away under "k". 7/16/2010 3:57:40 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
I attending this underpass hoping for the best and I was more please with the grass then the dogs on hand. There was a nice variety of animals but in my opinion there was no quality in the swamp. Overall I would say if you like bitter hot mosquitoes this is for you but I prefer a/c and buildings.
Even though hoboing it isn't really an experience i want the map shown gave me a good feel of what being a hobo is all about. I normally do not read these threads but having to do so I am okay with the doing so and it was an enlightening experience.
[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 4:04 PM. Reason : moar] 7/16/2010 4:02:32 PM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
^ I'm sorry, what does that say? 7/16/2010 4:05:49 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
http://deadspin.com/5586930/americas-dumbest-student+athlete-nominee-jordan-vandenberg-north-carolina-state
7/16/2010 4:09:57 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Why didn't you consult the consortium of hobos for places to sleep? I'm sure they could have hooked you up with some free HBO, a hooker and a fire. 7/16/2010 4:22:04 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Hooker on Fire should be a Pay-Per-View event for HBO 7/16/2010 4:25:05 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "THIS FREEWAY
THESE RAILROADS
THAT SWAMP" |
7/16/2010 5:16:58 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
this is fucking ridiculous 7/16/2010 5:51:54 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
details on what led to sleeping under a bridge might make this thread 10/10 but for now
4/10 7/16/2010 7:37:44 PM |
1985 All American 2175 Posts user info edit post |
^ Lets not rehash old stories man. This is a story about Clifton, not about me. 7/16/2010 7:45:08 PM |