not things that other people do, but random things. Things that have no mental abilities...

-when I run out of shampoo before conditioner, or conditioner before shampoo
-When I'm already in bed and half asleep but I gotta pee like a bitch so I gotta get back up and go pee.

7/17/2010 12:37:10 AM

You only think you are free.

7/17/2010 12:39:21 AM

-when people make new threads that fit perfectly into existing threads

[Edited on July 17, 2010 at 12:46 AM. Reason : .]

7/17/2010 12:46:33 AM

Too bad you didn't follow the rules. I said that I'm not talking about things other people do.

7/17/2010 12:49:25 AM

sorry. i meant
-when posts are in new threads that could fit into better, still active threads

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=572048

7/17/2010 12:53:09 AM

Not all of these have to be first world problems.

I'm sure people in third world countries get annoyed when they have to pee after they have already gotten into whatever they consider a bed.

7/17/2010 12:57:24 AM

pinworms, ringworms

7/17/2010 12:57:59 AM

People don't kill people gunzz kill people

[Edited on July 17, 2010 at 1:10 AM. Reason : bzz]

7/17/2010 1:09:50 AM

when I want to masturbate and I'm just getting into the groove when I realize I have to pee

then I try for five minutes, ineffectually, and finally say "The hell with it" and get up and pee

and then I'm all limp and I can't masturbate

I hope this is the sort of thing you had in mind

7/17/2010 1:51:02 AM

we're on the same page, bro

7/17/2010 9:17:32 AM

When I have to take a massive shit, but for some reason is just doesn't want to come out, so I spend 20 minutes on the toilet pushing! Then 3 hours later, I'm on the toilet for 40 minutes shitting my brains out.

7/17/2010 10:20:14 AM

you need more fiber, dude.

7/17/2010 10:24:30 AM

It happens rarely. But when it does!!!! Look out!

7/17/2010 10:25:47 AM

^^^
along the same lines, it's really annoying when I take a shit, wipe my ass carefully and thoroughly, and then realize I have to shit some more

7/17/2010 10:27:40 AM

That happens to me all the time. Actually, it just happened to me! I woke up, took my morning shit. Got up, brushed my teeth. By the time I was done, I had to shit again!

7/17/2010 10:28:56 AM

the perfect start to a day

7/17/2010 10:32:51 AM

Wow. I read the title of the thread as "Random things that poop out of you."


But seriously, I made myself lol.

7/17/2010 12:10:36 PM

i also HATE that i run out of shampoo and conditioner at different times

my hair is so dry i usually run out of conditioner first. it makes me really angry when i have to take a shower without conditioner. when i get out i can barely comb my hair. which is weird cause when you see me my hair is all fine and straight. but i think i have the worlds tangliest hair. even people that cut it notice

i use l'oreal for kids detangler :/

7/17/2010 12:14:42 PM

Quote :

"when I want to masturbate and I'm just getting into the groove when I realize I have to pee then I try for five minutes, ineffectually, and finally say "The hell with it" and get up and pee "

forgot to mention that it's always hard to pee because I've an erection, and then it won't go away for like a minute, and the pee comes out slowly and grudgingly, like shampoo or conditioner from an upturned, almost empty bottle

7/17/2010 7:13:28 PM

^so you're saying your urine is think and oozy? I think you need to get that checked out.

7/17/2010 7:51:46 PM

Quote :

"think and oozy"

7/17/2010 8:04:20 PM

when I get backtraced.

7/17/2010 8:09:01 PM

When you wake up, get all your clothes together, get a towel, turn on the shower, make sure the water is just right, you step in and get fully soaked and THEN... you have to poop.

7/17/2010 8:37:38 PM

^^^^
the analogy was a strained one

7/17/2010 8:53:42 PM

Having a cough that only shows up when you're trying to sleep.

7/18/2010 1:44:38 AM

7/18/2010 1:56:46 AM

When a song on the radio has something in it that makes it sound like your car is about to fall apart.

7/18/2010 1:14:21 PM

the term "bug the poop out of you"

7/18/2010 1:16:00 PM