I'm going to call it Volvo halting

Step 1 Find new Volvo
Step 2 Walk in front of it.
:car over rides driver and slams on brakes:
Step 3 Smile and laugh at frustrated driver.

http://www.autoblog.com/2010/07/18/2011-volvo-s60-hands-on-demonstration-w-video/1#c29369733

7/18/2010 8:53:51 PM

k

7/18/2010 8:59:36 PM

I'm going to start a new urban sport.

I'm going to call it sumfoo1 halting

Step 1 Find new Volvo
Step 2 Disable sensor.
:car drives over punk kid:
Step 3 Smile and laugh at frustrated idiot bleeding in street

7/18/2010 9:01:09 PM

there's a radar behind the grill

so if you get in anything above a very minor front end collision

you have to replace the fascia, bumper, radiator, etc.

plus a couple grand for the airbags

plus however much the goddamn insanely sophisticated pedestrian radar unit costs

NO THANKS

7/18/2010 9:01:20 PM

Yeah so my neighbor's volvo wouldn't start one day and i went through the whole thing checking voltages and relays. It turns out the mother frigging key transponder quit and the car thought it was a fake...

7/18/2010 9:05:34 PM

Don't do it Bill!

7/18/2010 9:11:26 PM

^^^ Insure your car, fool.

7/18/2010 9:12:52 PM