billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i have decided that after plastic surgery dropdeadkate would make a suitable wife
the surgery is next week and the wedding is tentatively scheduled for october after that shit heals and i confirm that it was successful with minimal scarring 7/19/2010 12:36:52 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
surgery wont fix her big ass mouth 7/19/2010 12:37:55 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
that's like, an opinion, man 7/19/2010 12:39:54 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
what kind of procedures are we looking at? 7/19/2010 12:41:21 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Why the hate? You hatin' on billy's new wife!
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:41 AM. Reason : .] 7/19/2010 12:41:47 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
you're a jackass 7/19/2010 12:41:53 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
hold on i've got the list here somewhere 7/19/2010 12:41:53 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
im not hating, im just warning, unless they sew her mouth shut, you in for a world of hurt
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:42 AM. Reason : .] 7/19/2010 12:42:29 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
omg it's not script
^have we ever actually met? i'm not saying i'm not loud as hell but you are kind of a complete asshole for no reason that I can think of and I would love the opportunity to at least deserve your fucking shitheadness
k thx ] 7/19/2010 12:42:40 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
to follow Jesus
No turning back...
No turning back. 7/19/2010 12:43:09 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
wait, so when i proposed that kick to the balls wasn't a "yes"? 7/19/2010 12:43:31 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
but her face is pretty
her boobies look nice (from pics)
WHY THE SURGERY?!?!?!?!?!? 7/19/2010 12:44:51 AM |
bassman803 All American 16965 Posts user info edit post |
insecurity
duh 7/19/2010 12:46:12 AM |
bmel l3md 11149 Posts user info edit post |
I touched her boob once 7/19/2010 12:46:16 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ ] 7/19/2010 12:46:22 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i'm gonna need a white knight to step up soon
i have something to discuss with him
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason : c] 7/19/2010 12:48:13 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
kate would probably punch a white knight in the balls 7/19/2010 12:50:40 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
the first (and perhaps only) procedure will be a collagen injection to make her pussy fatter in light of the following confession, which i proudly admit was mine:
Quote : | "I would fuck every single one of the well known TWW fat girls because I love fat girl pussy. There's something special about the way it's sorta hiding that really turns me on. " |
i reserve the right to schedule other procedures between now and october7/19/2010 12:51:50 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
NOW EVERYONE ON TWW KNOWS MY PUSSY ISN'T FAT ENOUGH WTF 7/19/2010 12:54:14 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
? 7/19/2010 12:54:51 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
^ ftw 7/19/2010 12:55:19 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i think the prize (me) is well worth the shame and embarrassment associated with having a skinny pussy
and we're getting it fixed by a semi-reputable friend of a friend
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:57 AM. Reason : ^^ is that a pussy pump?] 7/19/2010 12:56:12 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Why yes. Yes it is. 7/19/2010 12:58:07 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
why the fuck would one need to pump a pussy? 7/19/2010 12:58:42 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i have never seen one or its results
maybe ddk can dodge surgery this time
edit: NONONONONONO - i just google image searched "pussy pump" and i am not a fan of the results
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : UGHHHHHHHHHHH]
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:01 AM. Reason : thread's about to get NSFW, just a hunch] 7/19/2010 12:58:48 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
pretty sure a pussy pump would make my uterus explode or something
WAS THAT TMI? 7/19/2010 1:01:15 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
you said fat pussy
7/19/2010 1:01:59 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i must say
the best way to fatten up a pussy
is to rail it for about 20 minutes 7/19/2010 1:03:27 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
^^ nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooooooooooooooo nononononononononon
[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:03 AM. Reason : nooooooooooooo] 7/19/2010 1:03:30 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^not yet 7/19/2010 1:05:09 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
i actually counted those 7/19/2010 1:10:15 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
LOL 7/19/2010 1:10:48 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
who the hell doesn't know what a pussy pump is/does
on tww at least 7/19/2010 1:11:38 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
nobody now 7/19/2010 1:13:11 AM |
jtw208 5290 Posts user info edit post |
well everybody knows NOW 7/19/2010 1:13:46 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i'm still kinda afraid to google it tbh 7/19/2010 1:13:49 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
don't do it
i'm not including it in our marriage contract 7/19/2010 1:14:27 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 7/19/2010 1:15:08 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i guess i was under the impression that hilarious porn was a tww staple
and pussy pumps are a staple of hilarious porn 7/19/2010 1:15:25 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
i am laughing and crying tears of disgust all at once
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? 7/19/2010 1:16:06 AM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
doesn't that shit result in a mad case of sore vagina 7/19/2010 1:16:24 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i, too, find pussy pumping porn amusing 7/19/2010 1:16:32 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
i can't not post this
http://www.redtube.com/6176
the sound of the milk going in makes me laugh every time
and the infamous pterodactyl porn, maybe the funniest thing ever committed to tape
http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=1672938 ] 7/19/2010 1:22:13 AM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
<3 pterodactyl porn 7/19/2010 1:23:04 AM |
dropdeadkate nerdlord 11725 Posts user info edit post |
how did i not realize porn could be so hilarious? 7/19/2010 1:27:20 AM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
oh. my. god.
i mean i thought dinosaur when i saw pterodactyl but i didn't expect what i just saw at all
i don't know what i expected
but it wasn't that. omg. 7/19/2010 1:31:57 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
there's a longer clip with a hand puppet that mouths her moans for some reason
but i can't find it
so funny 7/19/2010 1:39:11 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
lol at saps getting called the fuck out 7/19/2010 3:18:11 AM |