*IRL

the lot of you should be holding your hands high.

7/19/2010 9:44:07 AM

Does the internet count?

7/19/2010 9:46:07 AM

negative

7/19/2010 9:46:56 AM

my mom was naked when i was born

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/19/2010 9:48:33 AM

what about strippers?

7/19/2010 9:49:12 AM

strippers count
^^you don't remember that, so it doesn't count either

7/19/2010 9:49:38 AM

does it count if she's wearing a blindfold so they can't see my face every time?

7/19/2010 9:49:43 AM

as long as you were not and she was naked

7/19/2010 9:51:30 AM

does it count if she was a fatty?

7/19/2010 9:51:57 AM

fatties count once and once only.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:52 AM. Reason : ,]

7/19/2010 9:52:16 AM

well, i mean, she was naked and blindfolded, so she couldn't identify me

7/19/2010 9:53:23 AM

we're talking about something forcible, aren't we?

The judges say................

We'll allow it.


kinky.

7/19/2010 9:54:22 AM

if I didn't want to see it can we pretend it doesn't count?

7/19/2010 9:54:58 AM

we are on the honor system, so if you don't want to count it, you don't have to.

walked in on your mom, eh?

7/19/2010 9:55:26 AM

if by "your mom" you mean your mom, then yeah.

i thought i'd want, but then i actually saw and DO NOT WANT

7/19/2010 9:57:37 AM

7/19/2010 9:58:59 AM

^^

7/19/2010 10:13:02 AM

Just slap some swiss on your titty and move on.

7/19/2010 10:14:07 AM

here's the thing about the internet: i'm the only awesome person who uses it. everyone else lives in their mom's basement.

7/19/2010 10:14:25 AM

So... we're talking a naked chick in person?

7/19/2010 10:18:42 AM

Sounds cool

Maybe someday

7/19/2010 10:21:40 AM

What about naked corpses? Does that count? I mean they are naked! And does the stage of death matter? Like, if they're in rigor, it doesn't count, because it's like seeing a undressed mannequin.

7/19/2010 10:29:23 AM

judges allow it?


THANKS CHUCK NORRIS!

7/19/2010 10:31:02 AM

do family members count?

7/19/2010 10:32:02 AM

no dead people
yes, real, live, naked chicks
eh... hot cousins only

7/19/2010 10:42:28 AM

I am sad to say I have never seen a naked chick in person before.

7/19/2010 10:59:04 AM

So if I caught my hot sister coming out of the shower when I was 12, that doesn't count?

even if she had epic 80's bush?

7/19/2010 11:00:30 AM

step sister?

7/19/2010 11:02:34 AM

nah, full sister

but she's gorgeous

7/19/2010 11:07:24 AM

7/19/2010 11:08:28 AM

7/19/2010 11:10:48 AM

Quote :

"EPIC 80'S BUSH"

7/19/2010 11:10:51 AM

Does seeing myself count?

7/19/2010 11:11:34 AM

we will need a picture to confirm or deny

7/19/2010 11:13:29 AM

^yeh, pics of your sister. post them.

7/19/2010 11:15:55 AM

sneaky sneaky

7/19/2010 11:16:26 AM

both of my sisters are cougars for sure

we got some good genes up in this family

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 11:19 AM. Reason : a]

7/19/2010 11:19:26 AM

i bet you dont even have a sister

that's the only way i would ever be able to post anything like these posts lol

7/19/2010 11:22:17 AM

2 older sisters. One is 41, the other is 38

7/19/2010 11:28:54 AM

oh, i guess that proves that then

7/19/2010 11:29:53 AM

but they both have 2 kids so their vags are probably ruined


however, the younger one had 2 c-sections so her shit is probably still good to go

7/19/2010 11:31:48 AM

kinky...

7/19/2010 11:34:36 AM

if you are into c-section scars, then yeah

7/19/2010 11:38:16 AM

ITT djeternal discusses the quality of his sisters' vags

7/19/2010 11:39:33 AM

^^eh, off a bit

7/19/2010 11:40:36 AM

i was born via c-section

it hasn't affected me much, but i do occasionally leave the house through the window [/steven wright]

7/19/2010 11:41:26 AM

ha

7/19/2010 2:03:43 PM

Im highly suprised reading this thread that no one has posted one which would instantly ruin anyone who did raise their hand.

7/19/2010 4:35:50 PM

Quote :

"*IRL"

7/19/2010 4:40:17 PM

I heard they can go through the vagina to pull out babies that grow on the inner lining of women's uterus now.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 5:24 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 5:23:47 PM