her face beaten with cock?


and would they let you do it without puckering their lips so there is more of a chance to make them bleed, thats what i like to see

i tried a mushroom print one time but i forgot that foreheads are hard

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 5:45 PM. Reason : i dont know why they like it, its pretty degrading IMO]

7/19/2010 5:44:56 PM

not sure god agrees with your fornication

7/19/2010 5:45:49 PM

its my wife i swear

7/19/2010 5:47:21 PM

i'll take my Christian mega-hypocrisy with a side of ignorance and self-righteousness please

7/19/2010 5:48:06 PM

Big Hit Sunday is about the ugliest guy I've ever seen

He makes Patrick Ewing look sexy in comparison

May god have mercy on whoever agreed to let him beat her face with his horse cock

7/19/2010 5:52:08 PM

if you got a horsecock you can do what ya want

7/19/2010 5:52:36 PM

more fat than long, and all gnarled

Like a burned croissant

7/19/2010 5:53:37 PM

o damn...

7/19/2010 5:53:54 PM

I mean, McDanger getting all high and mighty.... but seriously, they all do

7/19/2010 5:54:03 PM

Quote :

"Like a burned croissant "

ahahahahah

7/19/2010 5:54:38 PM

your mother gave me the stank eye when i lombari slapped her that one time

7/19/2010 5:54:52 PM

Underage girls.

/thread


And technically its not sex so they should be thrilled.

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message.

7/19/2010 5:55:48 PM

Quote :

"I mean, McDanger getting all high and mighty.... but seriously, they all do"

Pointing out when somebody's being high and mighty isn't being high and mighty

ya fuckin ignoramus

7/19/2010 5:56:31 PM

mcdanger rambling like an alzheimers patient ITT

7/19/2010 5:57:27 PM

whoa so you can declare /thread with your own post now?

/thread

7/19/2010 5:58:50 PM

McDanger realizing that he could've been beating bitches in the face with his cock all this time and letting his anger and self-disappointment get the better of him ITT

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:00 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 6:00:26 PM

Quote :

"but seriously, they all do"

7/19/2010 6:02:06 PM

Quote :

"McDanger realizing that he could've been beating bitches in the face with his cock all this time and letting his anger and self-disappointment get the better of him ITT"

oh no

7/19/2010 6:03:22 PM

if someone gave me a mushroom stamp, I'd pop them in the nuts and see how they felt after that

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:03 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 6:03:36 PM

^not the same. And you've just escalated the situation well beyond where it needed to be.

7/19/2010 6:04:09 PM

that's not in the playbook!

7/19/2010 6:04:40 PM

hahahaha...slightly burnt chocolate croissant.

7/19/2010 6:05:00 PM

how is it not the same?!

7/19/2010 6:06:20 PM

maybe if he kicked you in the side of the face with his leg it'd be even

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:07 PM. Reason : 3rd leg]

7/19/2010 6:07:09 PM

since when did matter whether or not they like it?

7/19/2010 6:08:13 PM

man oh man... seeing Samwise16 all fiesty gets me aroused.

the things I would do to her butt.



hey girl, let me squeeze yo booty

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:14 PM. Reason : pwnt]

7/19/2010 6:08:39 PM

emce'd BOOYA dat ass

7/19/2010 6:09:32 PM

I shall send her a PM

results will be posted soon...

7/19/2010 6:11:13 PM

we are with you, my brother

7/19/2010 6:13:29 PM

Quote :

"man on man..."

wut

7/19/2010 6:13:46 PM

at the very least she should let you mushroom stamp an ass cheek

7/19/2010 6:14:07 PM

thx, TT10

7/19/2010 6:14:26 PM

OH MAH closeted homosexuality ITT.

7/19/2010 6:14:32 PM

Quote :

"From : EMCE To : Samwise16 Received : Monday July 19, 2010 at 6:11 PM Subject : Hey girl let me squeeze yo booty "

Quote :

"From : Samwise16 To : EMCE Received : Monday July 19, 2010 at 6:52 PM Subject : Re: Hey girl ahahaha what the f"

SHE AIN'T SAY NO!!1

7/19/2010 6:54:53 PM

Quote :

"maybe if he kicked you in the side of the face with his leg it'd be even"

kicked me in the face with the side of his leg?

that doesn't even sound that painful, unless he's Arnold and has rock hard thighs



^ oh now I see where that came from >_>

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 6:55 PM. Reason : .]

7/19/2010 6:54:53 PM

7/19/2010 7:07:16 PM