Taking off your socks at the end of a long, stressful day.

7/19/2010 10:48:44 PM

nub rub

7/19/2010 10:50:01 PM

A frosty cold drink when parched.

7/19/2010 10:50:10 PM

Vengeance.

7/19/2010 10:52:40 PM

a rub down...and i mean that in a completely non-sexual manner....

but i can't think of any body parts that don't feel amazing while being rubbed

7/19/2010 10:54:03 PM

gold bond on my nuts

7/19/2010 10:54:26 PM

pets!!!!!

all kind of pets.

7/19/2010 10:54:28 PM

cool shower on a hot day

7/19/2010 10:54:33 PM

What about the uvula? Wouldn't want mine rubbed.

7/19/2010 10:55:05 PM

What about the uvula? Wouldn't want mine rubbed.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 10:55 PM. Reason : AND THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR ME]

7/19/2010 10:55:05 PM

having my back tickled
having my hair played in
cold water on a hot day
a full belly after a long wait
falling asleep

7/19/2010 10:55:07 PM

winning/showboating

7/19/2010 10:55:28 PM

^^Those + neck kisses and wrist kisses omagah.

7/19/2010 10:56:14 PM

falling asleep when you know you don't have/need an alarm set

7/19/2010 10:56:39 PM

getting in bed after a 6pm-6am shift

7/19/2010 10:57:10 PM

Whenever you get sick and need to puke, the anticipation and retching suck but I'll be damned if it doesn't feel good immediately afterward.


Until you realize you need to brush your teeth.

7/19/2010 10:57:49 PM

brushing your teeth after you fall asleep without doing it the night before

7/19/2010 10:58:51 PM

Preparation H

7/19/2010 10:59:25 PM

Quote :

"Whenever you get sick and need to puke, the anticipation and retching suck but I'll be damned if it doesn't feel good immediately afterward."

ahahahaha YES

my belly is still recovering from saturday night's torment

7/19/2010 11:03:20 PM

taking a shower immediately after a poo. its the ultimate feeling of clean

7/19/2010 11:04:12 PM

That's the only acceptable order of business

7/19/2010 11:05:45 PM

Standing naked outside in the rain.

7/19/2010 11:09:44 PM

Quote :

"Vengeance."

Without exaggeration, this is truth.

But otherwise...

Finding money in your pocket after laundry
Getting a good response one something you expected a horrible response on
Laughing your ass off at something
That magical point when you're drunk but not angry/sad/sick drunk
Seeing someone admit defeat in the soap box (I assume...this never happens)

7/19/2010 11:11:02 PM

really old, really soft blankets.

7/19/2010 11:11:36 PM

not being mad

7/19/2010 11:11:46 PM

When I'm not mad I just feel empty.

However old, soft blankets work out well.

7/19/2010 11:14:09 PM

Birthday cake that has sat at room temperature for about 2 days where the icing hardens just enough wherein it develops a slight chew.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 11:17 PM. Reason : sp]

7/19/2010 11:17:15 PM

A haircut.

7/19/2010 11:17:32 PM

taking a massive shit

7/19/2010 11:19:02 PM

A mouth on my feet.

7/19/2010 11:19:15 PM

smoking
drinking
drugs

7/19/2010 11:19:55 PM

Actually, yeah, all of those things as well.

7/19/2010 11:20:28 PM

http://1000awesomethings.com/the-top-1000/

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 11:21 PM. Reason : better]

7/19/2010 11:20:41 PM

lynching a nigger?



oh nm this a serious thread

7/19/2010 11:24:06 PM

Look man, I don't have time to make a new picture, but

HA HA HA

I'M BEING RACIST ON THE INTERNETS

(honestly the racism bothers me less than the lack of originality on your part)

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ]

7/19/2010 11:24:44 PM

watching someone do something stupid on the internet and make a fool of themselves.

7/19/2010 11:26:26 PM

hitting 3 home runs (out of the park) tonight

7/19/2010 11:27:35 PM

taking my sweaty clothes off after I have worked out (especially the sports bra and socks)
my cold spot in the bed
snuggling
finishing a project, paper or report for school

7/19/2010 11:29:04 PM

stretching
sitting down after working 12 hours
hugs
making someone laugh

7/19/2010 11:34:12 PM

a large meal from Bojangles

7/19/2010 11:38:51 PM

BJ [/clinton]

7/20/2010 12:05:00 AM

Quote :

"getting in bed after a 6pm-6am shift"

especially after the 1st of 4 nightshifts

[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 12:14 AM. Reason : yo]

7/20/2010 12:12:15 AM

chloraseptic spray when you're sick
rapid sinus clog drainage
finally getting JUST RIGHT comfortable when going to sleep
sticking your fingers through both sphincters
a good book
getting a good zit
a strong breeze when it's hot with low humidity

7/20/2010 12:17:45 AM

seeing your dog running towards the car after being away for a week, and his subsequent greeting once the door opens

7/20/2010 12:21:44 AM

Scoring the game winning goal in overtime.

7/20/2010 12:25:49 AM

Quote :

"rapid sinus clog drainage"

omg I LOVE to lie back and savor the 30 s or so during which a nostril suddenly clears

7/20/2010 12:27:38 AM

POOPING

7/20/2010 12:27:49 AM

smoking weed

7/20/2010 12:28:03 AM

Quote :

"especially after the 1st of 4 nightshifts"

yeah, the first one is the one after which i'm most eager to get in bed. i usually stay up a while after the fourth one.

7/20/2010 12:28:57 AM

first beer of the night
the recoil of my .45
not getting a ticket after getting pulled over

7/20/2010 12:56:13 AM