qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
I'm probably like a 10 7/20/2010 2:50:09 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
9 at giving
6 at receiving
7.5 overall 7/20/2010 2:51:12 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
I've joked many a time that I want my epitaph to read, having been inspired by a comment from H. P. Lovecraft's wife Sonia, "an adequate lover." 7/20/2010 2:51:42 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
at my peak...probably a 6
currently...probably a 2
if i could get some practice in...i'd be a fucking 10 7/20/2010 2:51:55 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
I'm probably like a 1
cause the scale is 1 for good and 10 for bad since you didnt specify 7/20/2010 2:52:01 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
Aside from the crying and frequent flatulence, I'm at least a 9. 7/20/2010 2:52:22 PM |
IMStoned420 All American 15485 Posts user info edit post |
7/20/2010 2:52:46 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
no but seriously i know all the moves 7/20/2010 2:53:21 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
I'll go with an 7. Stamina is good, rhythm is good, pecker is average.
I don't make her cum every time, but I'm about 7/10. so 7 seems right. 7/20/2010 2:53:39 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
LOL
707``` 7/20/2010 2:54:43 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
i am like the kid who mastered the dragon punch first at your school
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:55 PM. Reason : while you were fuckin' up and throwing hadokens]
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 2:56 PM. Reason : Post #46,600.] 7/20/2010 2:55:44 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a 9.5 (nobody's perfect), but I purposely make the experience about a 5 so that girls don't become attached. 7/20/2010 2:56:06 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148251 Posts user info edit post |
sober i'm like a 4
drunk i'm like a 9.95 7/20/2010 2:57:14 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Treetwista looks like Mr. Pete 7/20/2010 2:57:36 PM |
m52ncsu Suspended 1606 Posts user info edit post |
I know all three positions! 7/20/2010 2:57:38 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
I don't know how good I am by skill rating, but I'm like a Shaq in that bitch- just a physical specimen! 7/20/2010 2:58:23 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Treetwista looks like Mr. Pete" |
hahaha7/20/2010 2:59:38 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148251 Posts user info edit post |
7/20/2010 3:01:48 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
never had any complaints. 7/20/2010 3:05:02 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I'm typically a 5. I'm a lazy lover. I like to assume the face down ass up position and snooze. 7/20/2010 3:06:47 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
that's asking for sneak pooper penetration 7/20/2010 3:08:45 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
^^ It's true. When I slept with her, she assumed that very position. Made me do ALL of the work. That bitch even farted on my tummy.
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : caret] 7/20/2010 3:08:54 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
much better sober than drunk. I don't even remember half the time when I'm drunk but I can fuck for hours and not cum.
I perform much better when the girl I'm sleeping with is good too, that's what's key here. But if she just lays on her back, I'm not going to put in much more than a 6 worth of effort. 7/20/2010 3:09:43 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I'm a 2. Meanin' I like to hit 'er in the shitter. 7/20/2010 3:11:25 PM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
i don't get why dudes brag about longevity
i ain't the type to let dinner get cold if you know what i mean
i ain't makin' overtime
bust three times, throw her the peace sign 7/20/2010 3:12:00 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I can fuck for hours and not cum" |
I guarantee you that is not a good thing to most women.7/20/2010 3:12:39 PM |
Exiled Eyes up here ^^ 5918 Posts user info edit post |
After years of practice I'm happy to say I'm a 1.2....drunk 7/20/2010 3:12:58 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But if she just lays on her back, ....." |
hah, those types of women are the absolute worst. Fucking terrible. They just lay there emotionless.7/20/2010 3:13:27 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
^^^oh yeah I know, not a bragging point. I just suck when I'm drunk, lose track, and try fruitlessly to get myself off
If I have >6 beers I should probably do the girl a favor and not fuck her
^yeah I'm not trying to do push-ups missionary style for more than 10 minutes sweetheart, either get on top or I'm finishing quick
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:15 PM. Reason : caret] 7/20/2010 3:14:23 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
i'm tempted to now replace the word sex in the title with something else that would make you all look like fools
but i'm probably a 1 when it comes to hilarious title edits, so fuck it
and then somebody would inevitably call me out for already playing that trick message_topic.aspx?topic=562341 so fuck it x2
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : why are you all so mean to me, i hate you] 7/20/2010 3:16:29 PM |
arog20012001 All American 10023 Posts user info edit post |
^do it 7/20/2010 3:16:52 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
change it to fellatio 7/20/2010 3:19:12 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
see, that's why we need SF around. that's perfect
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 3:21 PM. Reason : i would have like bust a brain vessel trying to come up with something that good] 7/20/2010 3:20:45 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Also, it's not we always bring our 'A' game.
Sometimes I feel like I'm a 9 or 10, but she can't be expecting that every time...
So, in practical terms, I'm more like a 7 or 8.
Quote : | "hah, those types of women are the absolute worst. Fucking terrible. They just lay there emotionless." |
seconded. (or thirded)7/20/2010 3:24:09 PM |
H8R wear sumthin tight 60155 Posts user info edit post |
you'd need to wait 30 minutes so we can't edit either, or disable editing
but that'd be a bitch move
7/20/2010 3:24:39 PM |
Fareako Shitter Pilot 10238 Posts user info edit post |
11 7/20/2010 3:25:04 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
yeah definitely on the A game. that's only for special occasions and stuff.
I'd rather just go down on a girl most of the time to get her off then put in all the effort with secs 7/20/2010 3:25:48 PM |
indy All American 3624 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i don't get why dudes brag about longevity
i ain't the type to let dinner get cold if you know what i mean" |
Why have a couple big meals, when you can snack all day?
Quote : | "I know all three positions!" |
lol7/20/2010 3:27:14 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Why snack all day when you can wolf down a steak then watch TV? 7/20/2010 3:29:06 PM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
* fap fap fap fap fap * 7/20/2010 3:56:33 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
I mean my hand is all tired and sticky after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10. 7/20/2010 4:07:10 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
I mean my hand is all tired and stick after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10. 7/20/2010 4:07:10 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
I mean my hand is all tired and stick after the fact so I'm guessing I did it right. I'm giving myself a 10. 7/20/2010 4:09:01 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
^^,^^^Congratulations, you double posted two different sentences at the exact same time.
Looks like someone is using the two browser double post trick
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 4:19 PM. Reason : .] 7/20/2010 4:09:15 PM |
ScHpEnXeL Suspended 32613 Posts user info edit post |
no, tdub is just that fucking slow today 7/20/2010 4:23:57 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
69 lol 7/20/2010 4:28:28 PM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
id say about 9 on top in missonary cuz i freakin break backs when i get on into it, on bottom it dont even matter cuz its the females job to ride that dick
doggy (the position women like most) im like a 6 because my ocean motion aint all there
with missionary at least i can use my good wrestlin hips and my center of mass to pound that, plus i just like it better
however im a 10 at gettin head, a 5 at gnawin steak drapes
im a 0 at bustin a nut, i have to jack off for 10 minutes when i just get tired of fuckin/start crampin(which is not a good thing at all)
i actually like when the woman lays there, i can dig my heels into the mattress ya know, get that long powerful stroke and that pinpoint recoil for a quick hard smack that make them titties jiggle
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : d] 7/20/2010 6:06:23 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
-62 7/20/2010 6:17:09 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
change it to pet sitting lol 7/20/2010 6:19:19 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
gunzz that was terrible
[Edited on July 20, 2010 at 6:20 PM. Reason : terrible enough to be slightly lolable however] 7/20/2010 6:20:20 PM |