http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

7/22/2010 10:31:37 AM

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7/22/2010 10:32:10 AM

lol

7/22/2010 10:39:45 AM

man wtf at that. here it is paragraph form

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"At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. The male ceratoid lives solely to find and mate with a female. They are significantly smaller than a female angler fish, and may have trouble finding food in the deep sea. Furthermore, the growth of the alimentary canals of some males becomes stunted, preventing them from feeding. These features necessitate his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish.0 When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then slowly atrophies, first losing his digestive organs, then his brain, heart, and eyes, and ends as nothing more than a pair of gonads, which release sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.[3] Multiple males can be incorporated into a single female."

7/22/2010 10:42:19 AM

haha i love that the retarded sea cucumber is saying HURRRRRRRRRRR


hahaha sounds about right.

7/22/2010 10:44:14 AM

I'm not sure if I'd want a bunch of balls hanging off my body.

7/22/2010 10:49:21 AM

man this is the same shit that happens to half of the dudes on TWW.

7/22/2010 10:53:56 AM

^ male angler fish have it better than those dudes

7/22/2010 11:00:49 AM

haha

7/22/2010 11:04:20 AM

omg hilarious. i <3 that website

7/22/2010 11:10:38 AM

at least he keeps his balls to the end.

7/22/2010 12:06:34 PM

Pimpin>>>Simpin

Walrus>>>Anglerfish

7/22/2010 1:01:18 PM

hahah i like the facebook one
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck

7/22/2010 1:05:19 PM

he couldn't buy a lion fish for fear it would eat the angler fish. he couldn't buy an angler fish for fear it would eat the clown fish.

7/22/2010 1:11:46 PM

lol at the comic and BobbyDigital's post.

7/22/2010 1:28:14 PM

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

7/22/2010 2:20:25 PM

^YES.

That has been my wallpaper since the day after it was posted

7/22/2010 5:19:58 PM

Duck white kidney is testicles.

7/22/2010 5:24:40 PM

^^^ That's definitely one of my favorites.

7/22/2010 10:48:54 PM