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Optimum
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I have things to say about stuff.

7/22/2010 6:38:36 PM

merbig
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Just say your stuff.

7/22/2010 6:39:18 PM

jwolfpack02
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can you ask PackPrincess if she likes mayo or miracle whip?

7/22/2010 6:39:26 PM

hooksaw
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Have you heard about duck white kidney?

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 6:40 PM. Reason : It's testicles. ]

7/22/2010 6:40:38 PM

TreeTwista10
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Before reading this post, were you aware that that dude from Color Me Badd was arrested recently?

7/22/2010 6:45:52 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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Ooh an arrested development

7/22/2010 6:47:22 PM

djeternal
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describe your biggest gay fantasy, in as much detail as possible

7/22/2010 6:52:21 PM

ArcBoyeee
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how old were you when you saw someone else's wang and got turned on? in person.

7/22/2010 8:04:03 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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how many posts do you think this thread will get before it dies?

7/22/2010 8:08:42 PM

Optimum
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Quote :
"Just say your stuff."


That is not a question. However, I will say some stuff.


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"can you ask PackPrincess if she likes mayo or miracle whip?"


Sure. PackPrincess, do you like mayo or miracle whip?


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"Have you heard about duck white kidney?"





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"Before reading this post, were you aware that that dude from Color Me Badd was arrested recently?"


Until that post, I'd forgotten they even existed.


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"Ooh an arrested development"


I have never been arrested, or developed.


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"describe your biggest gay fantasy, in as much detail as possible"


That would excite only like 4 or 5 people on here. PM for details if you want 'em.


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"how old were you when you saw someone else's wang and got turned on? in person."


Like 12, I think. He was in my same grade in school.


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"how many posts do you think this thread will get before it dies?"


If kaddywhackle can get like a hundred pages, mine can get at least half-way to that point.

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 8:54 PM. Reason : pages]

7/22/2010 8:54:02 PM

BubbleBobble
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you really think you're going to get 50 pages on this thread?

7/22/2010 8:55:34 PM

jwolfpack02
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Optimum, do you like movies about gladiators?

7/22/2010 8:57:18 PM

ALkatraz
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Carnitas, carne asada, o pollo?

7/22/2010 8:58:39 PM

Supplanter
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Any word from Google?

7/22/2010 8:58:59 PM

Optimum
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^^^^ why not? these threads go on for years.

^^^ i haven't watched any in a while. got any suggestions for good ones? i need some stuff for my netflix queue.

^^ no hablo espanol.

^ nope, not yet.

7/22/2010 9:01:15 PM

BubbleBobble
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the threads go on for years when you're a semi-cute female

7/22/2010 9:02:02 PM

God
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So is going into a gym locker room like an open buffet for you or something?

I would imagine how delighted I would be to be able to walk into a locker room full of women. I don't know if it's the same for men who are attracted to men.

7/22/2010 9:02:03 PM

Optimum
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^^ [insert "haters gonna hate" graphic of your choice]

^ eh, i mean i don't get turned on by a bunch of naked dudes changing clothes or putting on deodorant or whatever. just cuz i like the form of a man doesn't mean that i am unable to separate when it's ok to look and when someone's going to be uncomfortable if i did.

7/22/2010 9:04:04 PM

God
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Well I know.

But I mean there are a lot of hot girls at the gym.

And if I knew I could see them changing in the locker room, I would totally stagger my workout to the point at which they finished so I could walk into the locker room with them.

7/22/2010 9:05:21 PM

Optimum
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i ain't blind.

i'm just not gonna stare and make someone uncomfortable. if some dude is walking around naked, he's probably showing off, in which case glancing is okay.

7/22/2010 9:08:30 PM

BubbleBobble
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how does it make me a hater when I'm just telling the truth

7/22/2010 9:10:22 PM

ALkatraz
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Pork, steak, or chicken for mexican food?

7/22/2010 9:10:54 PM

Optimum
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ugh, Mexican. I guess I'd have to go with chicken and/or steak.

7/22/2010 9:11:57 PM

BigEgo
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i think mine got 1 1/2 pages and is currently too old for me to bump

7/22/2010 9:13:13 PM

Optimum
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1.5 pages would be good, too.

7/22/2010 9:14:59 PM

ALkatraz
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"ugh, Mexican. I guess I'd have to go with chicken and/or steak."


MEGA FAIL!!!

7/22/2010 9:16:59 PM

Optimum
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tell me about it. I live in Texas, and their idea of a "covered dish luncheon" is as much queso dip as you can handle.

7/22/2010 9:17:45 PM

Stein
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Sounds like heaven.

Cheese heaven, amigo.

7/23/2010 12:06:26 AM

grimx
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would you do evan?

7/23/2010 12:10:54 AM

bmel
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Do you think that a lot of gay males lie about not taking it in the pooper? I don't think it's really fair to only be on top and always giving it and never taking it. right?

7/23/2010 12:44:00 AM

shmorri2
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Would you go gay for me?

7/23/2010 12:53:41 AM

Kickstand
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what is your 5 year post count goal? 10 years?

7/23/2010 12:56:00 AM

JeffreyBSG
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do you usually play pitcher or catcher? which do you prefer?

7/23/2010 12:57:12 AM

cheezitman
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would u do cheezitman

7/23/2010 1:38:39 AM

grimx
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how long do questions go unanswered?

7/23/2010 7:42:47 AM

Solinari
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Quote :
"GLANCING

IS

OK"

7/23/2010 7:47:52 AM

Optimum
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"would you do evan?"


eh, i can't really answer that. i haven't seen him in person in years, and i'm not gonna decide that based on just what i see on the internetz.


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"Do you think that a lot of gay males lie about not taking it in the pooper? I don't think it's really fair to only be on top and always giving it and never taking it. right?"


i don't see why it would matter. the purpose of sex is to get off, so i'd think it'd be more important that each party be satisfied. that said, plenty of gay men switch hit because they like both ends.


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"Would you go gay for me?"


only if you let your hair grow long again. and i don't mean the hair on your chest, big boy.


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"what is your 5 year post count goal? 10 years?"


i have no goals of this sort. i don't treat post counts as a sport, unlike some others i could mention.


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"do you usually play pitcher or catcher? which do you prefer?"


more pitcher than catcher. i knew someone would eventually ask. *sigh*


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"would u do cheezitman"


i might, but all he does is tease.


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"how long do questions go unanswered? "


they go unanswered while i'm asleep. lol

7/23/2010 7:58:45 AM

Solinari
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why don't you wake yourself up to answer our questions? Also, do you have the hots for me? my self-esteem is dependent on your answer

7/23/2010 8:01:31 AM

Optimum
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"why don't you wake yourself up to answer our questions?"


because my sleep is more important to me. if you want them answered overnight, build me a machine that goes PING and i'll wake up.


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" Also, do you have the hots for me? my self-esteem is dependent on your answer"


no it isn't.

7/23/2010 8:27:19 AM

Solinari
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don't dodge the question

7/23/2010 9:04:50 AM

grimx
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why do you let people ask questions while you sleep?

7/23/2010 9:05:24 AM

quagmire02
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moo?

[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 9:06 AM. Reason : .]

7/23/2010 9:06:14 AM

jtw208
 
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what the hell

7/23/2010 9:07:13 AM

Optimum
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Quote :
"don't dodge the question"


does my answer not satisfy you?


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"why do you let people ask questions while you sleep? "


because i can answer them when i awake. i like a queue. lol


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"moo?"


MOO! (bawk) (eep)


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"what the hell"


I think they're across the Bay, in Alameda.

7/23/2010 9:29:27 AM

grimx
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what did one snowman say to the other snowman?

7/23/2010 9:31:06 AM

V0LC0M
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what?

7/23/2010 9:32:28 AM

Optimum
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^^ "I could really use a snowjob."

^ Where?

7/23/2010 9:34:45 AM

Wadhead1
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what is your favorite dessert?

7/23/2010 9:41:25 AM

Optimum
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Either some sort of cookie w/ fudge and ice cream... OR Cinnabon cheesecake. om nom nom nom nom

7/23/2010 9:57:35 AM

Solinari
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"i like a queue"


yea.... i bet you do

7/23/2010 10:23:16 AM

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