Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
I'm completely fucking serious about this thread, it's not just parroty.
I ate way too much food at dinner. The feeling of just having eaten way too much food, to me, is one of those "oh god I'm dying" "first world problem" scenarios that needs recording.
The other first world feels like death problem is stubbing your toe/foot really hard.
Join me in wussing out. 7/22/2010 9:25:59 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
mononucleosis 7/22/2010 9:26:34 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
you know, a really good, long, hard shit will solve that first one. 7/22/2010 9:26:54 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
when an appendage goes to sleep for way too long and the pins and needles last way too long 7/22/2010 9:28:19 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
^This and getting an electrical shock. 7/22/2010 9:29:33 PM |
Hey_McFly All American 1116 Posts user info edit post |
getting the wind knocked out of you
when it happens to you for a split second you will think you are about to die 7/22/2010 9:31:16 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
a wine hangover
fucking horrid 7/22/2010 9:31:30 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Waterboarding... Or so I have heard. 7/22/2010 9:33:18 PM |
ViolentMAW All American 4127 Posts user info edit post |
getting tonsils removed
really really bad multi-day hangovers7/22/2010 9:35:58 PM |
BobbyDigital Thots and Prayers 41777 Posts user info edit post |
food poisoning 7/22/2010 9:36:04 PM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
Solitude, or so I hear. 7/22/2010 9:37:07 PM |
Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
reading posts by Solinari 7/22/2010 9:38:02 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
living in Washington, NC
I may as well be dead. 7/22/2010 9:38:04 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Listening to Top 40s music. 7/22/2010 9:39:30 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
watching The Sweetest Thing 7/22/2010 9:39:36 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Haha, my girlfriend is reading over my shoulder.
Girlfriend: "OH MY GOD this happened to me the other day." Me: "Why dear did you feel like death?" Girlfriend: "Two girls from Meredith asked me to settle a debate they were having--is a hurricane just a tornado that gets really big, or is a tornado just a miniature hurricane?" Me: "MEREDITH." 7/22/2010 9:42:44 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
you can always tell a meredith girl. you just cant tell her much 7/22/2010 9:46:00 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
Eating a shitload of chips, fries, bread, or rice and then taking your first sip of drink. All that shit gets clogged in the esophagus...painful. 7/22/2010 9:47:21 PM |
LeonIsPro All American 5021 Posts user info edit post |
Waking up really late in the day gives you dat atrophy. 7/22/2010 9:48:16 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Finding out the person you trust the most has lied to you which ended up devastating you. 7/22/2010 9:51:06 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Panic attacks. 7/22/2010 9:52:54 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
the gas chamber in basic training 7/22/2010 9:53:59 PM |
crazy_carl All American 4073 Posts user info edit post |
gallstones 7/22/2010 9:54:49 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
kick in the nuts 7/22/2010 9:58:30 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
love 7/22/2010 9:59:56 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^Everything I've heard about that is terrifying. 7/22/2010 10:02:19 PM |
eleusis All American 24527 Posts user info edit post |
working outside when the heat index is over 100. 7/22/2010 10:02:20 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
working outside 7/22/2010 10:02:53 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the gas chamber in basic training" |
oh goody, can't wait 7/22/2010 10:03:47 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
you're joining the military? 7/22/2010 10:05:25 PM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
yup 7/22/2010 10:05:58 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
why? 7/22/2010 10:06:55 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Pretty, upstanding women are allowed to join the military?
Please don't leave us. 7/22/2010 10:08:38 PM |
hkrock All American 1014 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the gas chamber in basic training" |
God I'd forgotten. That day I learned if ever I were barricaded inside my house, all they have to do is fire tear gas and I'm out.7/22/2010 10:08:46 PM |
The5thsoth All American 4813 Posts user info edit post |
eating to much salt....wait, that can kill you. 7/22/2010 10:23:15 PM |
Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Drinking a beverage and you accidentally trap air in the wrong part of your throat and said beverage gets into your wind pipe and FUCK hurts. 7/23/2010 1:47:54 AM |
shmorri2 All American 10003 Posts user info edit post |
That turd inside you that's screaming to get out but is just a tad too big.
[Edited on July 23, 2010 at 1:51 AM. Reason : girth] 7/23/2010 1:50:58 AM |
th3oretecht All American 15539 Posts user info edit post |
migraines 7/23/2010 1:54:25 AM |
JohnnyTHM All American 18177 Posts user info edit post |
rocky mountain spotted fever 7/23/2010 2:55:37 AM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
Shots of everclear (as long as it's not too many shots, then it will kill you obviously) 7/23/2010 3:19:01 AM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
Ear infection 7/23/2010 3:29:17 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "a wine hangover
fucking horrid" |
7/23/2010 3:52:10 AM |
elkaybie All American 39626 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "when an appendage goes to sleep for way too long and the pins and needles last way too long" |
When vomiting turns to dry heaving7/23/2010 7:44:17 AM |
JCASHFAN All American 13916 Posts user info edit post |
Dengue Fever: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/07/22/dengue.fever/index.html 7/23/2010 7:47:34 AM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
pussy!7/23/2010 7:57:06 AM |
LunaK LOSER :( 23634 Posts user info edit post |
mono wasn't that bad... lyme disease kicked my ass something fierce though 7/23/2010 7:59:02 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
wait why are you joining the military? 7/23/2010 8:01:51 AM |
BubbleBobble :3 114243 Posts user info edit post |
you're really calling me a pussy when you see over half the other people's responses here 7/23/2010 8:19:07 AM |
PackPrincess All American 10557 Posts user info edit post |
a gallbladder attack 7/23/2010 8:52:04 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
PP's jello. Granted I'm sure that could kill you if you ate enough. 7/23/2010 8:53:36 AM |